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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

   Holy Po Boys on a stick!

So I'm in history class, and my friend tells me my roomate FUCKING GOT ENGAGED TO HER SAILOR FREELOADER BOYFRIEND! I mean, what the hell? She's 19, a full time student, she met him for the first time in September, when our hall had a midnight volleyball game, and he staggered up drunk with his friend and she and her friend went out with them! WHAT KIND OF MARRIAGE IS THAT GOING TO LEAD TO? She already does everything for him. She washes his clothes, and lets him take advantage of all her shit! It's fucking INSANE. Must be a Souther Virginian thing, getting married and shit before the ripe old age of TWENTY. Man, I should lower my expectations so I can at least get a boyfriend! haha, actually, that's not on my priority list.

*Turns on Crystal Method and jams*

So anyways, I didn't do much over this weekend. Just kinda lounged around, watched a DC United game (GO BEN OLSEN!). I did go to this kinda one-acts like thing our school does called No Shame Theater. The first three people had really depressing poems about their sex life, and I was like "Oh god, I thought this was supposed to be funny." Some other guy made up a song about some other Thespian (LOTS of inside jokes concerning all the theater majors) called "The Kissing Whore of Newport" and sung it in this really deep, Lone Ranger kinda voice that was good. The last guy was the funniest, he talked about Global Guts, and Legends of the Hidden Temple, and all those good 'ol Nick shows. He talked about how on the Steps of Knowledge some kid would always jump the gun, and if he were Olmec, he'd be like "Hey, kid! Shut the fuck up and wait your turn!" Haha, good stuff!

Man, when I was 9 or whatever, I used to think this Host guy was cute....man, have I ever changed THAT opinion. Also...The Silver Snakes pretty much always one, didn't they? And why were there the Orange Iguanas and the Green Monkeys? Shouldn't it have been the other way around? And the parrots were purple and the jaguars were red...pretty much the only color these people got right were blue barracudas. Allthough are barracudas even blue? I have no idea. I think they're more of a grey/green...in any case, there are actually some episodes of Legends on You Tube. Everyone born in 1988 or before should check it out, as a nice return to nostalgia. Everyone else, you're too young to appreciate it, so don't even bother.

In any case, he also talked about how Mo had the most useless job on GUTS: "Right, Mike, and such and such is the winner! Back to you!"

Oh man, they had a video game?!?! Why didn't I have this shit?

In other news, I really hope my Justice League Season 1 DVDs come today. I was really surprised when I was checking out my favorite movie site, and someone reviewed the Batman Beyond DVDs! Course, I already own those, but they said the commentary was good on the two episodes so I watched that. They had all the same guys working on Superman TAS, Batman TAS, and Batman Beyond at the same time, so the Batman Beyond guys were pretty much pulling story lines out of their asses, lol. But they did a good job. They commentated on the Shriek episode and talked about how excited they were to do the scene with no sound, and if you haven't seen it, it pretty much rocks. They also talked about how they were assigned to make the series more kid-friendly than Batman, but they actually did the opposite, and in alot of cases, it's actually darker than the other Batman cartoon. Also at some point they were told to make it like Buffy, and one of the guys is like "uh, Buffy's not a kid's show..." and they were glad they didn't make it like Buffy.They also talked about how this was one of the last cartoons shot on film and not done entirely on computer which is interesting. Also, now it's 10 years in the past when it was supposed to be 50 years in the future and everyone has huge microchips and cell phones, lol. But seriously, if you're a Batman TAS fan, DEFINENTLY pick this shit up, especially after seeing recent developments in JLU. I won't say any more.

Except that all those guys currently write, produce, and animate Justice League and Teen Titans, haha.

Best 2 out of about 5 guys in the JLU right there. The other 3, of course, are Bats, Green Arrow, and The Question. Don't believe me? Check this out.

I'll see if I can show you some other good ones in later posts.

Ok, well, no one got the last Documentary, but it was Murderball. Guess you guys need to be educated in tasteful film.

Here, I'll give you guys an easy one. I should have started you out with your training wheels:

"See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'. My arms... I feel like I've got some McSweats goin'. My arms got the McTwitches going in here from all the sugar that's going in my body right now. I'm feeling a little McCrazy."

Ok, that's it from Red-Land! Have a great day!

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