Man, I hate school, my report card sucks, I mean, I'm used to at least a 90 percent average, and I'm stuck with an 81 percent average. That means that I don't get study hall privelages, and I'm stuck in this smelly classroom until end of the year (5 more weeks, I can do this!)
Oh well... midterm starts today, one more class left, so my friend, mom, and I are gonna eat and watch movies till our eyes fall out. ^^
Here's some jokes I got in an email, enjoy ^^
Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how big,
I look at your photo and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can be greater than this one?"
Interviewer to Millionaire:
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A billionaire.
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how! You can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time. ?The wife responded, "Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
This REALLY happened!!!!!
(Colorado Springs) A Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun
and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the
cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the
counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well,
but the cashier refused and said, "I don't believe you are over 21. "
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's
license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it
over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in
The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly
called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got
off the driver's license. Cops arrested the robber two hours later.
Queen of Sheba