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Tuesday, May 8, 2007


   Aaaaaah... SORRY!!!

Oh no, I'm so sorry everyone!!! I keep forgetting to update, and I'm not commenting!!! Sorry, I shall now discipline myself *hits wrist* I shall now attempt to do better ^^

Anyway, school went OK today, since I don't have too much homework, and Swahili class actually made sense today ^^ We're now learning numbers, so in Kiswahili, the year right now would be... ummmmm... Oh drat, I forgot! *sorry, I guess I lied*

Well... I went to couseling today, and things are going OK, so far my mood has been improving, and when I get home, I get to hang out with my cute little brother ^^ *snuggles with him* He's so cute, but he was born with hydrosephilus and spina bifida, so he's paralyzed from the waist down, and has a larger head than most babies, because of the excess water, but he's still really cute ^^

Here's a really funny story from my cousin ^^

IDIOTS: They walk among us

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi- rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef!

IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip Back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!

*they walk among us ... AND REPRODUCE!!!

LOL I hope you like that ^^

Here's a questionnaire to get to know each other ^^

A- Available?

B- BEST SPORT?

C- CRUSH?

D- DOG'S NAME?

E- EASIEST PERSON(S) TO TALK TO?

F- FAVORITE COLOR?

G- GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS? GUMMI BEARS!!!

H- HOMETOWN?

I- INSTRUMENT?

J- FAVORITE JUICE?

K- KINDA MUSIC?

L- LONGEST CAR RIDE?

M- MILK FLAVOR?

N- NUMBER OF SIBLINGS?

O- ONE WISH?

P- PHOBIAS/FEARS?


Q- FAVORITE QUOTE?

R- REASON TO SMILE?

S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD?

T- TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY?

U- UNKNOWN FACTS ABOUT ME?

V- VEGETABLE YOU DISLIKE?

W- WORST HABIT?

X- X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD?

Y- YUMMY FOOD?

Z- ZODIAC/ASTROLOGY SIGN?

My Answers

A- Yup

B- Flag football and ice hockey ^^

C- None

D- Chloe

E- My older brother and cousin

F- Brown and Silver (but not mixed together ^^)

G- Gummy Worms ^^

H- Ponoka

I- Guitar and piano

J- APPLE JUICE!!!

K- Techno, country, contemporary, raggea... etc., etc., (I like 'em all ^^)

L- Across Canada *GASP* ^^

M- Ummm... normal ^^

N- 2

O- To go to another world ^^

P- dying young

Q- In the land of milk and honey, the scum always rises to the top- "my mom and dad ^^"

R- God's grace ^^

S- My teacher's stupid song to help remember the quadratic formula *blah*

T- 6:30

U- I draw anime in physical science class *gasp- bad girl ^^*

V- Spinach *yuk*

W- I ain't saying ^^'

X- None ^^

Y- Ethiopian and Japanese ^^

Z- Unknown ^^

Enjoy ^^

Queen of Sheba


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