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1. The downfall of even the strongest man is women, the downfall of women is food.
~unknown
2. If you are angry, count to 4, if you are really angry, swear!
~Mark Twain
3.Winning a war is not about dying for your country, it's about making the other man die for his.
~Patton
4.Gossip comes in one year, and out many mouths.
~unknown
5. Stress is just a state of mind, so think of something else.
~unkown
6. "I'm as baffled as Adam on mother's day!"
~unknown
7. May Mother nature's way of apologizing for Febuary.
~Unknown
8.Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until it starts to work.
~unknown
9. Knowledge is knowing that a tomatoe is a fruit, wisdom is not puting it in a fruit salad.
~unknown
10.The opportunity that God sends does not wake up him who is asleep.
~unknown
11. A great oak is only a little nut that held its ground
~unknown
12. Insanity is hereditary; we get it from our children.
~unknown
13. When trouble comes, they come not single spies, but in battalions.
~William Shakespear
14. Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% persperation.
~Thomas Edison
15. A good friend will bale you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you saying; "that was awesome!"
~All RVA students
16. "I like pigs, dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, pigs treat us as equals."
~Winston Churchill
17. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
~Oscar Wilde
18. I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we're supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
~Miss Alabama (1994 Miss USA contest)
19. Smoking kills, and if you're killed you have lost a very important part of your life.
~Brooke Shields
and this is my personal favorite
20. In the land of milk and honey, the scum always rises to the top.
~Mom & Dad
Well, hope you enjoyed these.
(: Queen of Sheba :)
