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Sunday, September 24, 2006


   Jackass: Number Two
One of the funniest movies of all time. wait, wait im getting ahead of myself here. Alright my friends and I went to go see Jackass: Number Two Friday night. I was supposed to have 4 friends going but one didnt show up. I got all three of them a ride except for Robert who didnt show up. We got there about an hour early and waited....and waited......and waited for Robert to show up with someone over 21..as I said before he never showed up. Reluctantly there was another group o' people with this really really awesome Uncle Joe guy who got 18 of us in. He is cooler than Jesus i tell ya, cause first when he bought all the tickets he gave them all to chase (total prick) decided to give all of HIS friends tickets first and gave out a free one to a person and I didnt get one! but some people chipped in to get me another ticket and it was kewl. We headed toward the ticket takers and then we had to show our ticket stubs again at the entrence of the movie(wtf!). Well we were all pysched to get in and there were high 5's all around. We sat down and once jackass started we couldnt stop the hysterical laughter. I was totally impressed by the this movie and it is way better than the first. Oh yeah and some person dropped a beer bottle and the employees tried to hold him back but he got up and bolted out of the theatre before anyone could do stop him. hah. O yeah and Bam Margera finally gets whats coming to him. well we all pile out and next time I invite Robert to see a movie with us we are all going to kick him right in the balls (thats the second time he hasnt showed up). So we drive back but first we gotta pick up groceries and each of us get a shopping cart and start following around my mom. When she stops she just tells us "get the hell away from me". so well all split up and tell everyone to "be discret", we now all ride away into seperate isles. A few seconds later I meet up with Josh and hes all like "You in my territory boy" and i was like "hey i dont want no trouble", so he gains some speed to catch up, so i duck into my own isle and he cant catch me from there. so we all ride around till the frozen isle and we decide to block it from both sides. Once we were about 2 isles away this guy goes over to turn into the froxen isle but sees the carts and turns away. (yes i know that it wasnt the most brilliant thing, but remember we just went to go see jackass). thats basically all that happened. So it was a fun Friday night..JA!
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