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Sunday, December 25, 2005


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Happy Christmas Loves.
the day began bright and early with darkness surrounding the whole town that night. ernie bit the top of the bottom of his lower lipped and screamed out in furious joy "oh my god my sweet love of everything in the pants" and did a little jazzy number from some random spontaneous boring common movie [i think you know the one] so sue skipped down the street, limping all the way, praying to god that church would be cancelled for the remainder of the minute. and so she counted out the hours of the day skipping hour 12 alltogether because everyone 12 is a the kewlest number that was ever so hiddeously stupid. Then she hummed "god bless america" annunciating all the words, while giving a speech about being pro-terrorist. then stanley realized that he was not only flat, but was also a fat ugly bastard in need of a painful soft spanking in his front rear. but before you knew it the sun began to set and as it got brighter you could hardly see your hand which was two inches in front of your strange yet familliar face. then suddenly without warning the world spontaneously combusted leaving nothing left but everything, except for stupid people from bands like good charlotte. emo people sang christmas carols and the carrolers cut their wrists, and it was the best christmas ever to suck so hard.
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