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Sunday, May 22, 2005


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Hello and welcome back on the pepper&pippin show...today i thought that i'd interview Gandalf!...this should be good!

ME: hello otaku users!

PIP: hey hey!!!

ME: Today we will be introducing someone of great power, someone daring, someone old...oops...i mean BOLD! welcome in Gandalf!!!!!!

PIP: AHHHHHHHH! no no no no no no!

ME: what is it????

PIP: weeeeeell...yesterday I accidentally put his staff into the fire because I thought that it was fire wood!

ME: idiot...

PIP: what was that???

ME: oh nothing...

*music goes on and gandalf waltzes into the room with a rose between his teeth*

ME: hello hello and welcome to the show!!!!!!!!

PIP: HALLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gandalf eyes pippin*

PIP: eeeeeek!!!!

GANDALF: I had to buy a new staff because of you!

PIP: oh...you got a new one...thas good...

ME: where did ya buy it from?

GANDALF: ebay...

ME: oh i bought a cute little top on that site and it didnt fit but that was ok because-

PIP: NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!

ME: fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PIP: so gandalf...when do you plan on moving into the old folks home?

GANDALF: FOOL OF A TOOK!!!!

*suddenly gandalf pulls out his new staff that clearly says "made in china" and turns pippin into a toad...or frog...something that croaks!

PIP: ribbet??!!?!

ME: yikes...*thinking "i cant let this happen to me"*...sooo gandalf do you want a drink?????

GANDALF: thats ok im fine.

ME: so are you planing on turning him back?

GANDALF: no.

PIP: RIBBET!!!!!

ME: oh boy...

ME: ok...so gandalf who do you think was the most helpful person in the fellowship?

GANDALF: frodo...because hes *cough*hot*cough....

ME: thats nice...well that all the time we have for today...say bye pip!

PIP: ribbet...

ME: ...ok then...bye!

*gandalf with his alzeimers and all, goes outside thinking that its halloween and he is going trick-or-treating...

*lesson today: old people can be very funny*


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