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Wednesday, October 20, 2004


   How I Like My Women...

Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey (for guys)

Created by 123456789 and taken 27 times on bzoink!

The Physical (what you prefer for your girl)
Hair ColorDark Brown / Black
Eye ColorGreen / Blue
Importance of a white smileNot Very. But she should have all her teeth.
Bust Size a handful is good, C cup, MUST B REAL!
Stick thin, thin, average, chubby, just plain fatAverage is best, I hate twigs!
Importance of nice legsMedium
Tight ass or big assGhetto Booty
Any piercings, and whereNot Important, just no eye, nose or lip rings or studs!
Any tattoos, and whereTattoos are good, but not neccessary. No face or neck tattoos!
Height(estimate)5' to 6' (prefferably around 5 1/2')
Age18-35 (prefferably mid 20s)
Clothing style preferenceSexy, but not slutty.
The Mental and Social (what you prefer for your girl)
Intelligent, average, or ditzyAverage, no brainiacs or dipshits!
Music genre preferenceAny, but a few in common would be good, especially ICP or metal!
Math/Science major or Humanities majorMath/Science, I can't take those hippy psychiatrist types.
Sincere or jokesterJokester, like me.
Reserved orA Lady on the Street, but A Freak in The Bed.
Drama queen or calmCalm, save the Drama Fo Yo Mama
Innocent or Bad GirlBad Girl is best, but innocent is okay
Chaste or SluttyChaste, better than a whore who'll cheat on me.
Highly attached to you or independentMiddle of that, needs me but doesn't need me to survive.
Athletic or Girly GirlGirly Girl, athletic girls are to boisterous.
Rich or PoorPoor, I hate richies, and I'm poor too.
An accent, which country's?Not an issue.
Have you ever
Dumped a girl because she liked you too muchYes.
Lead a girl on for kicksYes.
Asked a girl out purely because she was hottNo.
Flirted with girls even though you had a girlfriendYes.
Lied about not having a girlfriendYes.
Lied about having oneYes.
CheatedYes.
Been Cheated onYes, by an extreme whore, so I cheated on her, she didn't care, so I dumped her ass.
Pretended to like somebody to make them feel betterYes.
Who was she?
First loveBabygurl.
The one who got awayBabygurl.
The ex you would still go back toSkirrl.
The one who never knew how much you caredMelanie.
Your current crushShnookie.
The one you were too intimidated to ask outNo One.
Your first kissBabygurl.
Your first 2nd baseBabygurl.
Your first 3rd baseBabygurl.
Your first timeIlleah.
Current friend you would date if you had the chanceBabygurl.
Friend with benefitsSkirrl.
Celebrity crushRenee O'Connor
Best kissShnookie
Best loverShnookie
Best dateShnookie
Best looking past or present girlfriendShnookie
Be Honest
Ever wanted to switch your current girl for one of her friendsNo
Ever tried itNo
Ever suggested a threesome or had it suggested to youYes
Ever tried itNot Yet
Do looks matterYes, but not more than personality.
Would you agree to be a "friend with benefits"Yes
On what date was the fastest you've gotten to 2nd base1st
3rd base1st
Sex1st
Your ideal threesome (any girls: celebrities, girls you knnow, etc.)Me, Shnookie, & Renee O'Connor or Angelina Jolie
Would you dump a girl just because...
She was fatIf She Became grossly overwieght like 250+
She was stupidYes, if she was a complete moron
She smokedno
She drankif she drank too much.
She drank heavilyYes
She did serious drugsAnything other than weed, shrooms or cactus, yes.
She went to jailDepends on what for and how long and how serious we were at the time.
She had a long history of many past guysNo
She had an STDYes
Your parents hated herNo
Your friends hated herNo
She didn't put outNo
She put out too quicklyNo
She wasn't your religionNo
She wasn't your political partyNo
She moved to a different cityNo
She moved to a different stateYes, if we werent extremely serious
She moved to a different countryYes
She honestly believes that Elvis is aliveI do, so no (PS: So is Tupac!)
She cheated on youYes, immediately.
She tried to limit which of your friends you could seeIf it kept happening, Yes.
She didn't want childrenYes.
She wanted childrenNo.
She wanted to get marriedNo.
She told you she loved youNo.
She proposedNo., I might say no, though.
She called you six times a dayIf it was to harass or question me, yes
She used to be a manpost-op, no
She turned out to really be a manyes.
She was bisexualOf course not.
She was a hermaphroditedepends on how serious we were when I found out
She made you take this quiz just to see if it matched up with herNo, but she is here, just not watching.

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