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Monday, February 16, 2004
The Much Anticipated Monkey Post
Thanks for the suggestion, SG!
Topic: If two monkeys of essentially the same mass were floating in space at the same velocity and collided head-on with each other, just exactly what would happen?
We'll just call the aforementioned monkeys Joe and Todd. How did Joe and Todd, two monkeys of the exact same mass, get into space, you ask?
Well, this whole thing started in 1983, an experiment to create a cleaner, fresher laundry detergent... but it turned into an procedure gone wrong. A world-renowned scientist, who for the purpose of this post shall be called "Bob," hypothesized that if two monkeys of the same mass were to collide in space at the same velocity, it would clean any stain.
As Joe and Todd are released into space, approx. 2.74 miles away from each other, an unexplainable force, the force of cleanliness, pulls them towards each other. They near each other... very, very slowly. And they get closer. And closer. And closer. And closer. Closer. Closer. Closer. Closer. Closer. Closer. Closer. Closer.
One hour later, they're halfway there. But despite this, all is going as planned. Bob begins to stroke his favorite silk tie, which is covered with red wine. "Soon, my love," he hisses maniacally. But there are some stains which the Heavens did not intend to be washed out.
Finally, Joe and Todd reach each other, and collide, their foreheads touching first. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped everyone present, and everything on the ship began going haywire, or should I say everyone's clothes on the ship. Bob's clothes were completely bathed in red wine, as were everyone elses'. Meanwhile, back on Earth, strange and terrifying styles began arising. Mullets, fishnets, blinding shinypants, and many more horrifying articles of clothing. To make it even worse, this was all happening to Boy George's soon-to-be hit, "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me."
And in the midst of this confusion, SomeGuy was born.
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That was fun! *Giggles* Maybe too much fun. You guys have to suggest inane topics for me more often!
By the way, watched an intensely lame Kenshin episode the other night. Now I'm just watching it with the hope that Saitou will show up soon, or Sanosuke will be given something to DO! Ugh.
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