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Wednesday, May 30, 2007


   A Few Shorts

The fastest way to ensure the adoration and obedience of annoyingly loud guests in your apartment is to give the 18 year olds alcohol. They will not only think you're hotter than you really are, but they'll also sing your praises and shut up when you tell them to.

If you think UC Irvine is a place that needs tolerance, one should remember, always, that the point of studying at a college campus is not to have conformity and acceptance shoved down your throat. The point is to question the basic drive behind people saying UCI needs to "reaffirm" their stance on acceptance and love and cuddles and all that blather.

UC Irvine sells Cruelty? By not using cage free eggs? You're telling me you'd tramp through a field and possibly trample a dozen eggs while looking for the range free ones in the first place? Shut up and eat your breakfast dumbass.

Don't you think for a second that just because you found me on myspace that I'll be interested in being your friend. Especially if you're under the age of 16 and over the age of 26. That's just creepy

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