| What is your name?: | Samuel James Thompson |
| Are you named after anyone?: | Not as far as I know... |
| What's your screename?: | Nerf-Herder |
| Would you name a child of yours after you?: | Only if the mother chose it |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: | Probably Samantha? |
| If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: | Nobosy! I like my name. |
| Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: | Nope. |
| Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: | Most certainly not |
| Basics |
| Your gender:: | Male |
| Straight/Gay/Bi:: | Straight |
| Single?: | Nope |
| If not, do you want to be?: | Nope |
| Birthdate:: | 22/11/88 |
| Your age:: | 15 |
| Age you act:: | Dunno. Ask somebody else |
| Age you wish you were:: | 18 (Can drive and buy ciggies legally) |
| Your height:: | 5'9" |
| Eye color:: | Blue |
| Happy with it?: | Sure am |
| Hair color:: | Blonde |
| Happy with it?: | Not really, but I don't wanna dye it |
| Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: | Righty all the way! |
| Your living arrangement:: | Live with parents (DRAINER!) |
| Your family:: | Mum, Dad, Brother |
| Have any pets?: | Two Cats |
| Whats your job?: | Delivery Boy (Yeah, sucks... I know) |
| Piercings?: | None as yet |
| Tattoos?: | None as yet |
| Obsessions?: | Nothing really... |
| Addictions?: | Vanilla Coke, Winfield Blues |
| Do you speak another language?: | Not fluently |
| Have a favorite quote?: | I have many |
| Do you have a webpage?: | Yes |
| Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it |
| Do you live in the moment?: | No |
| Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: | Yes |
| Do you have any secrets?: | Many |
| Do you hate yourself?: | More or Less |
| Do you like your handwriting?: | Yes |
| Do you have any bad habits?: | Yes |
| What is the compliment you get from most people?: | I Don't Get Compliments |
| If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: | The Waste of Space |
| What's your biggest fear?: | Being Afraid |
| Can you sing?: | Not Very Well |
| Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: | Uh... No. That's just stupid |
| Are you a loner?: | Sometimes |
| What are your #1 priorities in life?: | Focusing On Not Killing Myself |
| If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: | I Doubt It. I'm an Asshole. |
| Are you a daredevil?: | Hell no! If I'm gonna die, why leave the house. |
| Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: | Look into my soul. Pick One |
| Are you passive or agressive?: | Meh. Passive |
| Do you have a journal?: | Yeah, but I've used it like, twice. |
| What is your greatest strength and weakness?: | I have none |
| If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: | One thing? It wont make a difference. |
| Do you think you are emotionally strong?: | Emotionally Hardened more like it. |
| Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: | Yeah. I wanted to learn guitar, but certain assholes held me back. |
| Do you think life has been good so far?: | Nope |
| What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: | That it sucks |
| What do you like the most about your body?: | Not much |
| And least?: | A lot |
| Do you think you are good looking?: | Hell No! |
| Are you confident?: | Hell No! |
| What is the fictional character you are most like?: | The one who always dies first when the bad guys show up? |
| Are you perceived wrongly?: | Nope. People rightly see me as a parasite |
| Do You... |
| Smoke?: | Occaisonally, but I'm quitting 'coz me GF doesn't like it |
| Do drugs?: | Only once |
| Read the newspaper?: | Why bother? |
| Pray?: | To who? Like anyone listens... |
| Go to church?: | Why bother? |
| Talk to strangers who IM you?: | Sometimes.... |
| Sleep with stuffed animals?: | What are you, gay? |
| Take walks in the rain?: | Yeah |
| Talk to people even though you hate them?: | Not usually (A couple of exceptions) |
| Drive?: | Not legally |
| Like to drive fast?: | Hell yeah! Pedal to the metal baby! |
| Would or Have You Ever? |
| Liked your voice?: | Rarely |
| Hurt yourself?: | Yes |
| Been out of the country?: | Yes |
| Eaten something that made other people sick?: | Yes |
| Been in love?: | Love is barely real, but I suppose yes... |
| Done drugs?: | Yes |
| Gone skinny dipping?: | No |
| Had a medical emergency?: | No |
| Had surgery?: | Yes |
| Ran away from home?: | Not since I was five |
| Played strip poker?: | No |
| Gotten beaten up?: | Oh yeah... |
| Beaten someone up?: | Yeah |
| Been picked on?: | Yes |
| Been on stage?: | Yes |
| Slept outdoors?: | Yes |
| Thought about suicide?: | Of Course, who doesn't? |
| Pulled an all nighter?: | Yeah, what a drainer |
| If yes, what is your record?: | What, like I keep a record? |
| Gone one day without food?: | Three days actually |
| Talked on the phone all night?: | Yeah |
| Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: | Nope |
| Slept all day?: | Yes |
| Killed someone?: | No. Want to though. |
| Made out with a stranger?: | No |
| Had sex with a stranger?: | No |
| Thought you're going crazy?: | Yes |
| Kissed the same sex?: | Hell no! |
| Done anything sexual with the same sex?: | Hell no! |
| Been betrayed?: | Yes |
| Had a dream that came true?: | I don't dream |
| Broken the law?: | Haven't Been Caught... |
| Met a famous person?: | Yep |
| Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: | Yep |
| On purpose?: | Yep |
| Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: | Yeah |
| Stolen anything?: | Not as far as I can remember... |
| Been on radio/tv?: | Yes |
| Been in a mosh-pit?: | No |
| Had a nervous breakdown?: | Uhh... no |
| Bungee jumped?: | No |
| Had a dream that kept coming back?: | No. I don't dream, remember? |
| Beliefs |
| Belive in life on other planets?: | Yes |
| Miracles?: | No |
| Astrology?: | No |
| Magic?: | That was just plain ambiguous.... |
| God?: | No |
| Satan?: | Only if you count me... |
| Santa?: | Yeah right... |
| Ghosts?: | Nope |
| Luck?: | "In my experience there's no such thing as luck." |
| Love at first sight?: | No |
| Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: | Yes |
| Witches?: | No |
| Easter bunny?: | No |
| Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: | Yes |
| Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: | No, but it would be nice... |
| Do you wish on stars?: | No |
| Deep Theological Questions |
| Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: | No |
| Do you think God has a gender?: | No |
| Do you believe in organized religion?: | No |
| Where do you think we go when we die?: | Reincarnation my friends... |
| Friends |
| Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: | Not that I know of... |
| Who is your best friend?: | Matthew Waters |
| Who's the one person that knows most about you?: | Nobody *really* knows me |
| What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: | "If you make the cut diagonal, you bleed out faster." |
| Your favourite inside joke?: | Dunno |
| Thing you're picked on most about?: | A lot of shit |
| Who's your longest known friend?: | Probably Michael Loftus |
| Newest?: | Umm... I dunno |
| Shyest?: | Beats me |
| Funniest?: | They're all sort of comical... |
| Sweetest?: | Um... Rachael |
| Closest?: | Rachael |
| Weirdest?: | Stephen Gale |
| Smartest?: | Stephen or Matt |
| Ditziest?: | What the fuck is a Ditz? |
| Friends you miss being close to the most?: | None were close enough to miss |
| Last person you talked to online?: | Well right now... Josie, Rachael and Richard |
| Who do you talk to most online?: | Rachael |
| Who are you on the phone with most?: | Rachael |
| Who do you trust most?: | Rachael |
| Who listens to your problems?: | Josie Guyott. Others as well, but she's never *not* there for me |
| Who do you fight most with?: | Family |
| Who's the nicest?: | Beats me |
| Who's the most outgoing?: | Dunno... the outgoing one? |
| Who's the best singer?: | I don't know. Haven't heard me mates singing |
| Who's on your shit-list?: | You *so* do not want to see my shit-list |
| Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: | I have many thoughts... |
| Who's your second family?: | Second Family? |
| Do you always feel understood?: | No |
| Who's the loudest friend?: | The one who speaks louder than the others |
| Do you trust others easily?: | No |
| Who's house were you last at?: | Stephen Gale |
| Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: | I don't spend much time in other people's arms. |
| Do your friends know you?: | Not all of them, not completely |
| Friend that lives farthest away:: | Well, some in London and Colorado and stuff... |
| Love and All That |
| Do you consider love a mistake?: | Well going by past experiences, yes |
| What do you find romantic?: | I dunno. Ask Romeo |
| Turn-on?: | Many things |
| Turn-off?: | Also, many things |
| First kiss?: | What about it? |
| If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: | Dunno. It hasn't yet occurred |
| Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: | Meh. I don't mind |
| Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: | No |
| Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: | Can't say it's happened (Coz Rachael is just so fine...) |
| Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: | No |
| What is best about the opposite sex?: | What, you want a list? |
| What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: | Again, I could give you a list |
| What's the last present someone gave you?: | Dunno. Can't remember |
| Are you in love?: | I guess so |
| Do you consider your significant other hot?: | Hell yeah! |
| Who Was the Last Person... |
| That haunted you?: | Haunted? Not me |
| You wanted to kill?: | Every day the list gets longer |
| That you laughed at?: | Don't know |
| That laughed at you?: | Too many people |
| That turned you on?: | Rachael |
| You went shopping with?: | I don't go shopping |
| That broke your heart?: | I prefer not to mention the *****'s name |
| To disappoint you?: | Shit, I dunno. I'm not a guy who keeps track of this shit |
| To ask you out?: | These questions become tedious |
| To make you cry?: | I don't cry. It wastes saline fluid |
| To brighten up your day?: | Rachael |
| That you thought about?: | Since she was the topic of the last question, that'd be Rachael |
| You saw a movie with?: | Stephen (King Arthur) |
| You talked to on the phone?: | Rachael |
| You talked to through IM/ICQ?: | Josie/Rachael |
| You saw?: | My Brother |
| You lost?: | Lost? What the fuck? |
| Right This Moment... |
| Are you going out?: | No |
| Will it be with your significant other?: | No |
| Or some random person?: | No |
| What are you wearing right now?: | Black Clothing |
| Body part you're touching right now:: | Nothing (The Keyboard... Who writes these things?) |
| What are you worried about right now?: | Th Futility of Love |
| What book are you reading?: | Magician |
| What's on your mousepad?: | Black Fabric |
| Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: | Bored, Dead, Tired, Melancholic, Pissed Off |
| Are you bored?: | Yes |
| Are you tired?: | Yes |
| Are you talking to anyone online?: | Yes |
| Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: | No |
| Are you lonely or content?: | Lonely and Content... Figure it out |
| Are you listening to music?: | Yes |
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