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Saturday, January 13, 2007


Time: 9:38 AM
Song: Love Will Come Through
Artist: Travis
Feeling: Indescribable
Drinking: Coffee

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If I told you a secret
You won't tell a soul
Will you hold it and
Keep it alive

Cause it's burning a hole
And I can't get to sleep
And I can't live alone
In this life

So look up, take it away
Don't look da-da-da-down
The mountain

If the world isn't turning
Your heart won't return
Anyone, anything, anyhow

So take me, don't leave me
Take me, don't leave me
Baby, love will come through
It's just waiting for you

And you stand at the crossroads
Of highroads and lowroads
And I've got a feeling
It's right

If it's real what I'm feeling
There's no make believing
The sound of the wings
Of the flight

Of a dove, take it away
Don't look da-da-da-down
The mountain

If the world isn't turning
Your heart won't return
Anyone, anything, anyhow

So take me, don't leave me
Take me, don't leave me
Baby, love will come through
It's just waiting for you

Oh, look up, take it away
Don't look da-da-da-down

If the world isn't turning
Your heart won't return
Anyone, anything, anyhow

So take me, don't leave me
Take me, don't leave me
Baby, love will come through
It's just waiting for you

Love will come through
Love will come through
Love will come through


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Hello...

Life

GAH SCHOOL BLOWS MORE THAN GEORGE BUSH BLOWS DICK CHENY

No wait... that's vice versa.

Anyway, school has been hectic for my first week back. I got a 0 in PE for not participating. It was funny. I didn't want to play basketball because I hate sports and don't do anything at all anyways. So I pretty much had a good laugh. XD I don't care if I get a 0. It's just PE.

Then we had a test in Health about STDs and other SEXUAL things.

Hichigo: *nosebleeds*

Are... Are you bleeding!?

Hichigo: *covers his nose and nods*

Why? Is it because I said SEXUAL to-

Hichigo: *nosebleeds again and faints*

....Boys are wierd.

Anyway, I think I did pretty well on the test. It was easy. :] Oh yeah, I have an F for my Algebra TEST grade. Ohhh, YAY.

Either they hate us or we're not trying hard enough.

...

It's the first one.

Gravity Update

I updated another page. This one was fun to draw. :D

Gravity Page 3

SNOW!? IN CALIFORNIA?!!

YES!! YOU HEARD RIGHT!! Of all places you think it'd never snow, IT DID!! Yesterday morning it started to SNOW. LITERALLY. FOR REALS. FO SHIZZLE. I was like, OMG, YAY!! SNOW!! But it only snowed in the morning... Which sucked. I thought it would snow all day and then school would be cancled. :P But it didn't.

What I hated about it the most was that everyone was all, "OH NO!! IT'S SNOWING!! THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! GOD IS PISSED OFF AT US!! HITLER LIVES!! HKUTGIGVBLJRFLVVHJFLANGLAB"

People. Srsly. It's not the end of the world. It's only going to be the end of the world when WE kill off all the rainforests and when the smoke of the corporations and drugs take over our oxygen and can't breath anymore.

God, why can't people just enjoy moments that are never going to come again?

Stupid bitches.

Discussion Time

Last time, Ichigo found Rukia at the Gay Bar!! Does she really swing the other way? Both ways? MONKEY?!! What will happen?!! READ TO FIND THE FUCK OUT :D

Ichigo: Wait... You mean... Renji and Byakuya were the ones who wanted to come here and not you?

Rukia: That's right. *sips her Margarita* Besides, I only came because I had nothing better to do and they sell the best drinks here! ^_^

NB: HEY ICHIGOOO~!!

Ichigo: Oh, dear God, no.

Rukia: ...?

NB and Hichigo start walking over to Rukia and Ichigo.

NB: You didn't have to overreact you know!! Besides, when you ran off, everyone started to give you hungry looks and say stuff like, "Wow, he's so enrgetic... I wonder if he's like that in bed." and stoof. :3

Hichigo: *raises his hand* Actually, that was me. I said that. The other guys just gave him the hungry looks.

Ichigo: D: *in shock*

Rukia: Um... Ichigo? Who is this girl? And... why is your Hollow-self out running around?

Hichigo: Hi, Rukia!! Glad to see you again!! Looking cute as usual, I see!! ^__^ *pats her on the head*

Rukia: Uh... Thank you...? O_o

NB: Haaaa!! Wow!! I've only seen you in pictures, but you're so much cuter in person!! *shakes Rukia's hand* I'm Sam, by the way! Nice to meet you!!

Rukia: Uuum... You too...? O_o

Ichigo: GUYS!! TAKE YOUR GAYNESS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

NB: Why do hate me so much, Ichigo? Is it because I'm... biSEXUAL?

Ichigo: *nosebleeds*

Hichigo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

NB: LOL!!

Rukia: O___O;;

Suddenly, Renji and Byakuya arrive!! Out of nowhere!! OMG, HOW DO THEY DO IT D:

Renji appears to be wearing some kind of clothes that consist of tight black pants and a pink shirt that said, "Plastic Surgery Slumber Party". (That's the title of an awesome song by Jeffree Star! LOL Look him up on MySpace!!) His hair was also down and out of the ponytail it was usually in.

Renji: HOLY SHIT!! IT'S ICHIGO!! Since when do YOU come to Gay Bars? I thought you were straight? Didn't you like that one chick in your class, Orihime?

Ichigo: I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THE SAME THING, YOU CUNT!! AND NO!! Orihime and I are friends, you retard!! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE SEE THAT D:

Byakuya: How did Renji talk me into this...? *sighs*

Byakuya is looking like the true flaming homosexual that he is!! Leather pants, a purple shirt with a collar on- WOW!! Not to mention the boots he has on!! *fans self off*

Ichigo: *glares at Byakuya* Byakuya.

Byakuya: *glares back and crosses his arms* Kurosaki Ichigo.

Ichigo: I'm not surprised by you... We already knew that you were gay.

Byakuya: GEH- *spark*

NB: Okay, before we start fighting and destroy the only Gay Bar in Riverside, let's just be civil for once, okay?!

Everyone breathes and calms down and it's quiet for about 5 seconds. Until...

NB: Besides, we all know that Ichigo is about as straight as a rainbow. A rainbow with unicorns on it. :D

(got that from someone off YouTube. I just HAD to use it. XD)

Everyone starts to bust out laughing, even Byakuya who is giggling like a schoolgirl. Ichigo glares at NB and starts to chase her.

Ichigo: YOU LITTLE SLUT!! GET BACK HERE!!

NB: HEY!! YOU'RE THE SLUT!! YOU'VE BEEN WITH RENJI, HICHIGO, GRIMMJAW, URAHARA, CHAD, ISHIDA, BYAKUYA- WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CONTINUE?!!

Ichigo: DIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!

NB and Ichigo continue to run until NB bumps into somebody and falls to the floor.

NB: Owww... *rubs head* Who the fuck was-?!!

NB looks up to see a man in a hat and clog shoes. Ichigo stops and gapes, as does NB.

NB & Ichigo: URAHARA?!!

Urahara: Hey there! ^_^

CLIFFHANGER!! OH NOES!! D:

Picture of the Day


LOL

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

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