Member Since • 2004-01-09 Real Name • Noriaki Kakyoin
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Achievements • I made it to 21. Anime Fan Since • '98. Favorite Anime • Cowboy Bebop. Goals • Getting out of this 'life' would be just the beginning. Hobbies • Doodles. Talents • Aparently I can make people laugh.
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Time to be hard on myself.. More so than usual.
Notes to self:
- Stop eating trash.
- Stop snacking in between meals.
- If the feeling of hunger arises between meals... drink something instead.
- Drink more water.
- No, really, stop eating trash.
- Eat more fruit... since the target is a fussy motherfucking psychobitch... just make do with apples.
- Smoothies are your friend.
- STOP. EATING. TRASH. And while we're at it, get a better fashion sense.
I think Gackt doesnt pee, he poops like a wood pigeon.
I think Kyo of Dir en Grey is Timmy from South Park.. only Timmy makes more sense when you think about it.
I think Atsushi Sakurai is CATS. Nuff said, I also think that Nikaido Benimaru is Atsushi's lovechild... as are Hyde, Jack Spooky, Klaha and Johnny Depp.. cause Atsushi's been pumping out the babies since before he was even a glint in his fathers eye, yo.
Hyde is the Cookie Monster. At the weekends he is known as THE MASKED AVENGER and runs around wearing his pants on his head.
Gackt is a pantomime cow that stalks Hyde.
Tetsu collects pee, he is also a world reknown POKEMON MASTAH.
Gackt likes squishy objects, in his spare time he also likes to try and catch shineys.
Hyde is currently a Moogle... and Xaldin from Kingdom Hearts, so watch your back.
It seems we've switched roles...
My mother seems to think she's the moody 'young adult'.
I went through not long ago for the first time of the day, she's sitting in her usual position, in a chair by herself, glasses at the tip of her nose, reading a newspaper. [this is why I call her Momma Sanzo from time to time, that and she looks like him].
So she peers up at me over her glasses and says nothing... which is unnerving.
I pitch her a look back, go to the kitchen, put the kettle on, teabag in a cup, go to the bathroom, then I hear her throwing her paper down, getting up, storming into the hall, going into her room and slamming the door shut.
'What the hell did I do?' I instantly think.
So her mobile rings, its boyfriend doing his routine 'how are you what're you doing' routine, I pick up the phone, rush through with it for her, she's laying on her side ignoring me.
I hand the phone to her, she looks at it, then turns it off.
'...Okay then.' I think. 'Be like that.'
-.-; See what I've got to put up with? I don't get this fucking woman at all.
God I'm tired... I didnt sleep at all last night.. and the past few days I've been feeling just.. really worn out and pulled down. No, not in the 'woe is me everything sucks' way, as in fatigue... I've been laying down/wanting to lay down every couple of hours.. and that's really not like me.
Anyway... I'm still working on two fanfics.
The first is from a while back, which some might remember, its the AU Atsushi x Hyde fic.. which is well over a year old now, wewt. It turned a year in september and it's at... 60+ pages. [I lost count]
The second is one I decided to 'revive and rewrite' which is of Adam and Gackt AU also..
...I love AU, you can make people into what the hell you want XD I mean only in AU could you have Hyde as a teenage junkie prostitute with mental issues. X3
I like character cruelty, lemme the hell alone.
I'm bored.. here's a random picspam D: it might be a biggy.
Tee hee... I love bum!hyde.. but look at those viens. o____O
And for the hell of it.. a random video of Sasori from Naruto.. because Sasori is one of my favs, seriously, watch D: Sakura is not amused by Sasori's attempts to cheer her up.
Thing.
If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.
Rules
*Total the number of things in each list you've done.
*No need to say which ones.
*If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.
1. Smoked
2. Consumed alcohol
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. Kissed someone of the same sex
6. Had sex
7. Had someone in your room other than family
8. Watched porn
9. Bought porn
10. Done drugs
TOTAL: 6
1. Taken painkillers
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. Lied to your parents
4. Lied to a friend
5. Snuck out of the house
6. Done something illegal
7. Cut yourself
8. Hurt someone
9. Wished someone to die
10. Seen someone die
TOTAL: 7
1. Missed curfew
2. Stayed out all night
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. Been to a therapist
5. Been to rehab
6. Dyed your hair
7. Received a ticket
8. Been in an accident
9. Been to a club
10. Been to a bar
TOTAL: 3
1. Been to a wild party
2. Seen the Mardi Gras
3. Drank more than four beers in a night
4. Had a spring break in Florida
5. Sniffed anything
6. Wore black nail polish
7. Wore arm bands
8. Wore t-shirts with band names
9. Listened to rap
10. Own a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 4
1. Dressed gothic
2. Dressed prep
3. Dressed punk
4. Dressed grunge
5. Stole something
6. Been too drunk to remember anything
7. Blacked out
8. Fainted
9. Had a crush on a neighbor
10. Had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 4
1. Snuck into someone else's room
2. Had a crush on your best friend
3. Been to a concert
4. Dry-humped someone
5. Been called a slut
6. Called someone a slut
7. Installed speakers in your car
8. Broken a mirror
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 4
1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater
3. Cruised the mall
4. Skipped school
5. Had surgery
6. Had an injury
7. Gone to court
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
9. Caught something on fire
10. Lied about your age
TOTAL: 6
1. Owned/rented an apartment
2. Broke the law in the police's presence
3. Cheated on someone
4. Got in trouble with the police
5. Talked to a stranger
6. Hugged a stranger
7. Kissed a stranger
8. Rode in the car with a stranger
9. Been harassed
10. Been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 3
1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight
5. Been to a fair
6. Been called a bad influence
7. Drink and drive
8. Prank-called someone
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. Cheated on a test
TOTAL: 8
