Birthday • 1993-06-29 Gender •
Male Location • over there Member Since • 2006-05-08 Occupation • student maybe Real Name • mr.cookie
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Anime Fan Since • when i decided to be one Favorite Anime • naruto and bleach and inuyasha and samurai champoo Goals • do it with evilcookiequeen Hobbies • umm... Talents • cant realy think of one
myOtaku.com: mr.cookie
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hello.who likes my new theme.thepinkprincess did it 4 me because im sooo picky.lol.i love it.well me dont have school 2day.yay.and i think im going 2 sleep 2day then do every thing 2maro.lol. or maybe 2 day if there is something 2 do if not im going back 2 bed.its 8:38am and thats early 4 me 2 wake up.lol.and evilcookiequeen doesnt get up till aroung 1.wow i no.i have 2 lil bros so i cant sleep in that long.well heres a pic and its true ill put it in my profile when i feel like it.lol.
hello.well lets satrt off bye saying i hate my math teacher.she doesnt no math and she desnt no how 2 spell.she kept the hole class in 4 recess and she had 2 redo the lesson because shes stupid and cant teach.i HATE her.well hate is a strong word so i realy realy realy dont like her.i told my mom about her and she thinks shes a teacher who dates kids.lol.but 2 day we had 2 tests the 1 is social studies and i studied and studied and he let us use our note.lol.and we had 1 in science.i aced that.lol. and yesterday was my bros b-day so thats y i didnt update.his cake was good.lol.well thats all i have 2 say realy because i cant think of any thing else.lol.so tata.
~mr.cookie~
hello every 1.i finely redid my site.u like?and the song goes out 2 music lover.lol.well im updating at 1:35am and i was baby siting but not no more.i made $20.yay.no i just need 2 spend it.lol. so whats up with you guys? ill give you a few questions because i have nothin 2 write.
1:do u like my new theme?
2:umm like the song?
well g2g.
hello every 1 i had 2 go last night because my parents woke up so who comes back 2 my site can read the rest of my post.well yesterday i saw the movie ultra violet.it was awesome.yeah i no that movie like ben out 4 a year but it was on out t.v. starz thing so i watched it.my baby brother wayched it and he loved it because of the guns and fighting.hes into that stuff and hes 3.lol.well i g2g going now.lol.ust wanted 2 tell u about the movie.heehee.and i hope i can go 2 the mall 2 day.bye.
hello whats up every 1?well 2 day we went on our trip and whats the odds we get never ending snow? well it snowed.lol.we walked like 1mile 2 the ice skating.lol. throuh the snow with an army of kids. and we had 2 walk and walk.then there were these streets that were very buzzy and we (our groop) was b hind with the 8th graders and we were all freeking out because the teacher was sooo slow.then the light turned red and the teacher was like "wait wait wait" then he said go so we start going and the light turned green.so every 1 ran.so we finely get there and every 1 is waiting out side and i was going crazy.im cold and wet. then we get in there i get my skates and we all go on. and music lover and alice were like at the wall the hole time.lmao. then this 1 girl who i dont no falls backword and crashes in 2 a bunch of people i think she went the the hospetal. well me and evilcookiequeen were like glue. were did every thing 2gether. then when e got a snack joey got attacked by hot chocolate.it was funny. and after we were coming back 2 the school the vice priceapal was driving in his truck very slow and was like making fun of us.lol. and every 1s legs hert. well thats realy it.ok bye.
2day was fun at school.we were playing in the snow at recess and sliding in it and it was funny.well our friend ann came back and hangs out with us again.yay.like i was saying we were sliding an a slant on the cement and Angel Asuka fell like 20 times and it was funny.and like PrincessKairi pushed me and i ran into Angel Asuka and she fell again.lol.and my glasses change colors when its bright so it was black because of the snow and every 1 tryed them on and they were like its so dark.and when i was sliding i almost ram in 2 every 1 but i didnt.yay. lol well thats mostly it.oh yeah! 2maro we r going down 2 the icescating ring,but the catch is we have 2 walk a mile and its going 2 be 10degries F. lol.well im going 2 freeze.but i no what 2 were 2 keep worm and look cool.lol. well g2g bye.
hello every 1.sorry i didnt post yesterday.i dont post after 4:00pm.well 2 day was so funny but evil but im sooo sorry.well at recess i ran out and went 2 give PrincessKairi a hug and she fell down and went boom. then 2 give music lover h hug and i punched her in the face.then every 1 was fighting over a skwish ball and i went 2 get it and i bumped in2 Angel Asuka who bumbed in2 PrincessKairi and she fell again.and joey hit me in the head with the skwishy ball.lol.well earlyer at gym we were playing basket ball (witch i stink at it) and igot hit in the foot with the ball and i did a little dance.well it looked like it.lol. and every1 made fun of me. and at the end school me and consetta (some girl in my class) and music lover were talking about south park and music lover didnt have a clue what it was it was funny.and in health we watched super size me and it was weired.lol.well that was most of my day.how was yours?bye!
ahhhhh.none of my friends are on.im 2 picky 2 redo my site so i want them 2 do it and noooo because there not on.grrrr.well i did 1 thing my site is backwords.thnx goes out 2 My Deadly Wound. omg mirelle5 is on the computer.but do i want her 2 redo my site.well i can all ways change it if it doesnt work.guess what!i cleaned my room.woo hoo! i told evilcookiequeen when i clean it she can come over but now i have a nother prob.my broz distroyed the house when every 1 was sleeping so now i have 2 clean the hole house.lmao.well im going 2 get going.ttyl.
hello every 1.its 12:27am.and im up making e-cards and its fun.lol.i hade like 7 but only 6 worked i cant wait 4 u 2 c them.u have 2 wait 48hours.lol.theres so funny well 2 me at least.lol.well im bored now so ill go 2 the people who updated.theres like 5people all ready. oh-no my baby bro is waking up so i have 2 go take care of him brb.ok back hes crying so i have 2 go take care of hime so bye.
ok back im just adding on 2 the post.im sooo bored now im talking 2 evilcookiequeen and evilcookie-1.there very exiting.lol.(joke).but im getting bored so im going 2 go bye.
~mr.cookie~
this is a story that me and my friend linda started and now me and mirelle5 are adding to it. mwahahaha. it's so freakin funny!!! read!!!
teh vacation!!!
starring: linda the magnificent, cheyenne the burning napkins girl, the flirtatious brittany, the pshyco chick amanda, migi brianna, and jonathan the cookie fiend!
our story starts out with 5 lovely ladies and a dude stranded on a deserted island just trying to survive. 5 girls, one boy, what will happen!? find out in this epic fairytale! and now our story begins!
chapter 1
location: on an airplane
time: middle of the night
brittany: aren't we there yet?!
linda: no, now stop asking!
brianna: will you two shut up?! it's the middle of the night and some of us are trying to get some sleep before we get to hawaii!
linda and brittany: eh heh....sorry! ^^;
jonathan: *coming out of the bathroom* um.. i don't think anyone should use the bathroom for a while. eh heh heh...
all the girls: eeeewwww!!!!
jonathan: i think those cookies i ate were past their experation date....
amanda: don't tell me you ate the cookies in a jar with ponies on it?!
jonathan: um.. yeah...
amanda: you little..! *punches jonathan in the stomach
jonathan: umm... i gotta go to the bathroom again...^^;
brittany: you're hopeless...
*plane shakes*
cheyenne: turbulance maybe?
linda: i dunno
pilot: everyone put on your seatbelts! we're going to crash!
everyone: !? OMG!!!!
*everyone puts seatbelts on*
cheyenne: where's jonathan?!
brittany: i'll go get him!
linda: no! you'll die if you don't have a seatbelt on when we crash!
brittany: but i have to get to jonathan!
brittany: *runs towards bathroom*
jonathan: what's the matter britt?
brittany: crash...plane....seatbelt....
jonathan: huh?!
BOOM! *plane crashes
chapter 2
location:unknown island, everyone covered in plane remains
time: still middle of the night
brianna: ugh...*gets up* is everyone okay?
amanda: i am but my cookies are seriously injured! T.T
brianna: forget about your stupid cookies and help me look for everyone!
cheyenne: ugh,,,,
brianna and amanda: are you okay?!
cheyenne: i think... but my wrist hurts a little... but we need to find everyone else first.
brianna: yeah.
jonathan: come here quick! brittany's in bad condition!!!
brittany: ugh.....
amanda: are you okay?!
brittany: does it look like i'm okay???
amanda: umm..noo...... but my cookies are in worse condition!
cheyenne and brianna: ugh...
cheyenne: i think her leg's broken!
jonathan: then i'll have to carry her! *picks brittany up*
brittany: *blush*
brianna: now off to find linda! *points finger towards the distance*
cheyenne: okay!
amanda: i think i'll stay here and tend to my cookies' wounds.
cheyenne: you're coming with us! *pulls amanda by her ear*
amanda: then at least let me bring them with me!
cheyenne: ughh.... fine
amanda: *grabs cookies*
chapter 3
location: an unknown island...still....
time: towards dawn
linda: *to herself* i think my arm's broken....
cheyenne: hey is that linda?!
jonathan: *while still carrying brittany* i think it is!
linda: hey guys!
brianna: are you alright?!
amanda: *muttering to herself* she doesn't look in as bad shape as my cookies..*mutter mutter*
linda: i think my arm's broken though...
brianna: we'd better get to someplace where we can rest then we'll tend to everyone's injuries.
everyone: okay!
amanda: there are so many dead bodies around here..... creepy. *shields her cookies eyes*
cheyenne: i think we were the only ones who survived.
linda: *points good arm towards the shack* we could rest there.
jonathan: well, okay.
*everyone heads towards the shack*
brianna: i wonder who owns this thing...
cheyenne: well, it's proly the best thing we can find right now, so just don't worry about the details.
jonathan: wow... brittany fainted....
amanda: hey maybe jonathan should kiss her to wake her up. go ahead jonathan, pucker up!
jonathan: *blushes*
cheyenne: go ahead! don't be a sissy!
linda:lol
jonathan: *leans in for a kiss*
brittany: *wakes up* what the heck are you doing!! you pervert!!!! *slaps jonathan and leaves a mark*
jonathan: what was that for?!?!
brittany: because y- OMG! what is that?!
brianna: what's what?
brittany: THAT!!
everyone: *turns to look*
everyone: i-it's the boogieman!!!
chapter 4
time: 2007... okay...?
loction: still on the island. duh! boy, we suck!
boogieman: i am ..... *pauses*
everyone: what..?!
boogieman: *points to brittany* your FATHER!!!
brittany: NOOO!!!! *faints and dies*
amanda: *pokes her with a stick* i think she's dead... let's eat her!!!!!
brianna: you're a cannibal?!?!
cheyenne: i wanna eat her arm... *drools*
amanda: no but i'm REALLY REALLY hungry and my cookies are in bad condition so i can't eat them! T-T
brianna: .... cheyenne? are you a cannibal then?
cheyenne: *has an insane look on her face* yeah..... so?
boogieman: okay, what the hell's going on here?! *picks up brittany and leaves*
cheyenne: i'm just pulling your leg! ^-^
brianna: really?
cheyenne: or maybe pulling it so i can eat it!!!! ... jk.
jonathan: screw brittany! *grabs linda and makes out passionately*
brianna: OMG?! o.0
amanda: *shields cookies eyes again*
cheyenne: *looks away*
chapter 5
time: early morning
location: still on the island retard!
amanda: *looks off into the distance* *walks away* *towrds the distance*
brianna: *points to amanda* where's she going?
cheyenne: i dunno... let's follow her... secretly! *evil grin*
linda and jonathan: *still making out*
amanda: *i her head* i think i see someone! *runs over*
random kid laying on the ground: *silent*
amanda: OMG?! i don't think he's breathing!!!1
brianna: i wonder what's she doing...?
cheyenne: i dunno...? let's just keep following!
brianna: okay!
linda and jonathan: *still making out*
amanda: *goes over to random kid laying on the ground* i think i need to do mouth-to-mouth!!!
amanda: *in her head* ..... he's HAWT.... and SMEXY!!!!
amanda: *kisses him passionately instead of mouth-to-mouth*
cheyenne and brianna: OMG!!! *they both scream bloody murder!*
linda and jonathan: *stop making out* what the hell was that?!?!?!?! *they look over and scream!*
random kid laying on the ground: *wakes up* what the hell are you doing?! *slaps amanda*
everyone else: *GASP*
amanda: what the hell was that for?! i saved your freaking SMEXY life!
everyone: *GASPNESS*
random kid laying on the ground: okay... *holds amanda's hands* miss. i dunno know your name so i'll just call you SMEXY will you go out with me!?
amanda: okey-dokey! and the name's amanda! *puts her thumbs up* but i have to know your name too!
random kid laying on the ground: it's joey. joey lehr.
amanda: *blushes* mine's amanda .... fails... T-T
joey: *bursts out into laughter*
amanda: *slaps him*
joey: hey! what was that for?!
amanda: you're so mean! *stands up and trips landing on joey*
joey: *blushes*
amanda: what the hell, you pervert?!
joey: i didn't do anything! you're boobs landed on me!!!!
amanda: what the HELL did you just say?!?!?! *slaps him again*
everyone: *EVEN MORE GASPNESS*
cheyenne: drama... and she just met the kid two seconds ago..
brianna: i know...
cheyenne and brianna: posing as old geezers* kids today *says it while stroking their "beards"
chapter 6
time: morning
location: ON THE ISLAND STILL!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH MORON?!?!?!
linda: wow... just... wow...
jonathan: i know... wow....
linda: *looks passionately into jonathan's eyes*
jonathan: *looks back into hers*
linda:*makes out with him*
brianna and cheyenne: OMG not again....
cheyenne: OMG!!! i see ichiraku!!! the ramen place!!!
everyone except amanda: NU UH!
amanda: get outta my ways you fools! i'm getting freaking ramen!!!
cheyenne: i'm with ya!!!
*the two stampede out and run towards the ramen!*
linda: those two and their ramen... *sigh*
jonathan: yeah, i know what you mean!
joey: welcome to the underworld!! bwahahaha! *flames shoot up outta nowhere*
everyone: WTF?!?!?!?!
joey: *calms down* okay... it was just a spur of the moment thing....
brianna: o.0
cheyenne: OMG i see it!!! *runs faster*
amanda: OMG!!!! *drools and runs faster*
*they break into song*
cheyenne and amanda once they get to ichiraku:
....SHADOW...SHADOW.. SHADOW...
~eating
slurping
eating~
on the mysterious island of doom~ ...dun dun dun
we're protecting our tummys! ~ we are A-A-MANDA, AND CH-CH-CHEYENNE.... who are cannibals!
*song ends*
amanda: i'm still hungry, howsa bout yous?
cheyenne: *with insane look on her face* i know what you're thinking. no more ramen... but we have other sources of food... *looks at the waiters and waitresses*
***DARKNESS**** *SCREAMING*
chapter 7
time: in the afternoon
location: in... heaven?!?! WTF?!
angel(as an angel): welcome to heaven brittany-san.
brittany: WTF?!?!
angel: we do not say such rude things here. it is a place of peace.
brittany: SCREW PEACE! WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!?
angel: didn't i already make it clear to you that we're in heaven?
brittany: you're a crazy...!
angel: *looks at his paper* oh my....
brittany: what do you mean by oh my?!
angel: oh my!
brittany: what the hell do you mean by; "oh my" ?!?!?!?!?!
angel: you are in the wrong place. *pulls lever*
*trap door opens up beneath brittany's feet*
brittany: AHHHHH! WT-
angel" well, i am god ya know. *turns purple*
amanda s.: welcome to hell young one.
briitany: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!
amanda s.: you're dead, honey.
brittany: ...... OMG!!!!
chapter 8
time: in the afternoon
location: do i even have to say anymore?
*amanda and cheyenne finish up their "meal"
brianna: o.0
linda: o.0
jonathan: o.0
joey: it's to be expected young ones.
amanda: what? what the heck are you saying?!
joey: .... huh? what?! what did i say?
amanda: just stand there and look SMEXY
joey: okay. ... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
amanda: nothing.... *in her head* he's so SMEXY when he's stupid. i just wanna... *too bad to type*
linda: i think i see some water over there.
jonathan: let's go check it out dudes!
brianna: and dudettes dork!!!
jonathan: yeah, i meant to say that.... heh heh.
*everyone goes over there*
cheyenne: *eyes light up* it's an onsen!!!!
brianna: a what?
cheyenne: hot springs. duh.
brianna: how was i supposed to know?! you're over there speaking frickin' chinese!
cheyenne: *pounces on her like a tiger to it's prey* it's japanese you *BLEEP*
joey: yeah! i can take a bath now! *in his head* then amanda will think i'm SMEXY again... *blushes*
amanda: *in her head* i wonder what he's thinking about...
SMEXAGON
linda: then let's get in! but we have to have a boys side and a girls' side
jonathan: awww..... why??
linda: *glares at him*
jonathan: ARF ARF... okay...
brianna: WTF?!
amanda: but my cookies wil get soggy!!! T-T
brianna: why don't you eat those freaking things already!?!?!
cheyenne: why don't you just leave them where we put our clothes?
amanda: oh, i would've never thought of that!
cheyenne: goes to walk over to ... somewhere... and trips and falls on her face
*boys undress and girls undress*
jonathan: *trying to peep*
linda: *slap* STAY ON YOUR SIDE!!! *points to his side*
jonathan: awww....
brianna: perv.
amanda: what's a perv?
everyone sigh except cheyenne
cheyenne: uh... well.... it's.... umm.... why don't you have joey tell you?
amanda: okies!
amanda: peek head over to boys' side
jonathan: why the hell can you girls look at us and we can't look at you?!?!?!
amanda: cause we got boobies!
joey: *blush*
amanda: joey, what's a perv?
joey: i dunno. what is it jonathan?
jonathan: *explains it all*
amanda: O.O
joey: (=o.o=)
amanda and joey: okay....
joey: *looks at amanda*
jonathan: see, you're a perv just like me!! ^-^ *smiles* *trys to look at linda*
linda: *full of rage* *grabs amanda slaps jonathan and joey for hell of it and goes back to the girls' side*
cheyenne: what happened? *clueless as ever*
amanda: aww... winda... why'd you pull me away? i was weraning stuffies.
brianna: i'm afriad to ask.
*on the boys side*
jonathan: *explaining some things to joey that i would not like to type... EVER!!
joey: O.O
to be continued.....
Super Spies Story
jon [8:59 PM]: there we were 2 super spys
jon [9:00 PM]: on a mission to save the world
jon [9:00 PM]: stairing linda and jonathan(who is sexyer)
linda [9:00 PM]: not!
jon [9:01 PM]: linda=whats that jonathan who is sexyer
linda [9:01 PM]: lol
linda [9:01 PM]: i don't think so
jon [9:01 PM]: jonathan=i dond no lets check it out
jon [9:01 PM]: linda=your so smart 2
jon [9:02 PM]: *they walk over there*
linda[9:02PM]: jonathan= no your smarter and hotter
jon [9:02 PM]: linda=its canda
jon [9:02 PM]: linda=candy
jon [9:02 PM]: jonathan=no its a boom
jon [9:03 PM]: linda=wow your smart
linda [9:03 PM]: jonathan=your smarter
jon [9:03 PM]: jonathan=i no i am but now we have 2 deacdivate it
jon [9:03 PM]: linda=ill do it!!
BUBBAJS8 [9:03 PM]: jonathan=NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
linda [9:03 PM]: linda= no i won't !
jon [9:04 PM]: *ka~boom*
jon [9:04 PM]: jonathan=no you stupid head
linda [9:04 PM]: ghost linda= avenge me!!
jon [9:04 PM]: linda=thank u
jon [9:04 PM]: linda=were r we
jon [9:05 PM]: jonathan=in a nother world now
jon [9:05 PM]: *a ka~boom from over there*
jon [9:05 PM]: linda=whats that
jon [9:06 PM]: jonathan=i dont no my spy friend
jon [9:06 PM]: jonathan=lets check it out
jon [9:07 PM]: *just then linda grows a huge butt and jonathan sits on her lap and bounces away
linda [9:07 PM]: ...........
linda [9:07 PM]: it's supposed to be funny
jon [9:07 PM]: linda=wow every thing is so not here
jon [9:08 PM]: jonathan=thats because there was an explosion
jon [9:09 PM]: linda=wow i think so *pokes butt* my butt isnt going back 2 narmol
jon [9:10 PM]: will they ever find out what that boom is
jon [9:10 PM]: and will lindas butt go back 2 narmol
linda [9:10 PM]: lol
jon [9:10 PM]: 2 be continued...
jon [9:26 PM]: last time on super spys
linda [9:27 PM]: lol
jon [9:28 PM]: there was a boom and linda tryed 2 stop it and made it worse so jonathan and linda and the whole world died
jon [9:28 PM]: then they ended up some were else
jon [9:28 PM]: then they hered a boom and i was a boom
linda [9:29 PM]: lol ok
jon [9:29 PM]: linda=wow theres like no people
jon [9:29 PM]: jonathan=no duh it was a boom
linda [9:29 PM]: lol
jon [9:29 PM]: linda=realy
jon [9:30 PM]: linda=i thought it was more candy
jon [9:30 PM]: linda=and my butt is backed 2 narmol
linda [9:31 PM]: yay
jon [9:31 PM]: jonathan=yay 4 u but i like it big
jon [9:31 PM]: linda=realy
linda [9:31 PM]: oh you like big butts i see
jon [9:31 PM]: jonathan=i guess
jon [9:32 PM]: linda=how cute but ,haha butts, we have 2 find out who did this
jon [9:33 PM]: jonathan=wow your smarter now
jon [9:33 PM]: linda=yep
linda [9:33 PM]: lol
jon [9:33 PM]: linda=i like candy and milk
jon [9:33 PM]: jonathan=and there it goes
linda [9:34 PM]: lol
jon [9:34 PM]: linda=wha wha what whats that behind you.
jon [9:35 PM]: *jonathan turns around and sees a huge big monster type thing.
jon [9:35 PM]: monster type thing=oh master
linda [9:36 PM]: ok?
jon [9:36 PM]: *bows down 2 linda*
linda [9:36 PM]: yay!
jon [9:36 PM]: monster type thing=its ben 4 ever but we found you
jon [9:37 PM]: linda=r u talking 2 me or mr.sexy
linda [9:37 PM]: me
jon [9:38 PM]: monster type thing=you call him sexy, look at me *poses*
jon [9:38 PM]: linda=im finely a queen
linda [9:38 PM]: lol
jon [9:39 PM]: jonathan=wow your stubern
jon [9:39 PM]: linda=thanks but now a queen has 2 go back 2 work
jon [9:40 PM]: monster type thing=sou will be our queen
jon [9:40 PM]: linda=yes yes i will
jon [9:41 PM]: monster type thing=you are the queen ot thongs
linda [9:41 PM]: WHAT?!
jon [9:41 PM]: linda=thongs?
jon [9:42 PM]: monster type this=yes thongs and my name is fred
jon [9:42 PM]: jonathan=fred
linda [9:42 PM]: hi fred
jon [9:43 PM]: fred=yes fred i can spell it F-R-E-D
jon [9:44 PM]: linda=i can spell my name L-N-D-I-A
linda [9:44 PM]: lol
jon [9:44 PM]: jonathan=wow
linda [9:44 PM]: i'm smart!
jon [9:45 PM]: fred=wow your smart now we need 2 get 2 the palace of thongs
linda [9:45 PM]: weee
jon [9:45 PM]: jonathan=haha your the thong queen
jon [9:46 PM]: linda=well im a queen and your not
linda [9:46 PM]: lol
jon [9:46 PM]: jonathan=can we get back 2 being spys
linda [9:46 PM]: no.
jon [9:47 PM]: fred=umm no first we need 2 go 2 the palace
jon [9:47 PM]: jonathan=fine but u oue me a new shiny thong
jon [9:47 PM]: fred=ok
linda [9:48 PM]: lol
jon [9:49 PM]: will the super spys ever go back 2 the mision and will jonathan ever get his thong
jon [9:49 PM]: 2 be continued...
jon (8:32:09 PM): last time on super spys
jon (8:32:32 PM): linda ran into a monster named fred
jon (8:33:12 PM): and fred made her queen on thongs and jonathan was geting angry that they went being spys
linda (8:33:41 PM): and jonathan wanted a sexy thong.
jon (8:34:19 PM): so now there going 2 the palace
jon (8:34:52 PM): jonathan=how long is this walk?
jon (8:35:11 PM): fred=u no only 3 ubo miles
jon (8:35:24 PM): jonathan=whats a ubo mile
jon (8:35:58 PM): fred=thats the type of mile its about 2000 human miles
jon (8:36:09 PM): linda=what!?
linda (8:36:46 PM): linda= i might damage my heels!
jon (8:36:51 PM): fred=well i could always carry you queen linda of thongs
jon (8:37:11 PM): jonathan=what am i choped liver?
jon (8:37:41 PM): fred=no your choped meat loaf
jon (8:37:51 PM): linda=haha
linda (8:38:02 PM): lol
jon (8:38:08 PM): *fred puts linda on is back
jon (8:38:51 PM): jonathan=well good thing i brought my W.T.T.I.A.C.
jon (8:39:08 PM): linda and fred=what!?
jon (8:39:21 PM): jonathan=u no
linda [8:43 PM]: weeeeee
jon [8:44 PM]: jonathan=Watch~That~Turns~Into~A~Car
jon [8:44 PM]: linda=oh well race u there ill use my big bounsy butt
linda [8:45 PM]: I don't have a big butt anymore remember?!!?
jon [8:45 PM]: *just then lindas butt gets big and jonathans watch turns into a car
jon [8:45 PM]: fred=ready 3...2...1...go
jon [8:46 PM]: *they zoom off
linda [8:46 PM]: fred= Linda wins!!
jon [8:47 PM]: linda=haha im going 2 win
jon [8:47 PM]: jonathan=watch were your going some rocks are coming up
jon [8:48 PM]: *linda bounces on the rock and her butt pops
linda [8:48 PM]: lmao
jon [8:48 PM]: *she flies into jonathans can and its a tie
jon [8:49 PM]: fred=haha jon~guy linda wins becauses shes a queen
jon [8:49 PM]: jonathan=fine
linda [8:49 PM]: linda=Whooo!
jon [8:49 PM]: linda=Whooo!
linda [8:49 PM]: that's what i just said
jon [8:50 PM]: *just then a nother big scary monster comes up but it dosent look like fred
jon [8:50 PM]: other big scary monster=mr.cookie we have finely found you
jon [8:51 PM]: jonathan=what who r u?
linda [8:51 PM]: what?!
jon [8:51 PM]: other big scary monster=i am frank
jon [8:51 PM]: jonathan=wow fred and frank
jon [8:52 PM]: frank=fred!?i hate fred hes our peoples evil people
linda [8:52 PM]: lol
jon [8:53 PM]: frank=we r worst enemies
jon [8:53 PM]: fred=what do u want frank?
jon [8:53 PM]: frank=i came 2 get our king
jon [8:53 PM]: linda=who is that?
jon [8:54 PM]: jonathan=its me!
linda [8:54 PM]: lol
jon [8:54 PM]: frank=no its that rock
jon [8:54 PM]: jonathan and linda=what?!
jon [8:55 PM]: linda=haha
jon [8:55 PM]: frank=haha,joke, its you mr.cookie
jon [8:56 PM]: jonathan=am i king of thongs
linda [8:56 PM]: lol
jon [8:56 PM]: frank=no boxers
jon [8:56 PM]: jonathan=yes!!!
jon [8:56 PM]: frank=now come with me
jon [8:57 PM]: fred=now queen come with me
jon [8:57 PM]: jonathan and linda=what but...but...
jon [8:57 PM]: linda=were a couple
jon [8:58 PM]: jonathan=yeah
jon [8:58 PM]: fred and frank=not no more
linda [8:58 PM]: what?!
jon [8:58 PM]: will jonathan and linda ever see each other again
jon [8:59 PM]: and will linda ever fix the hole in her butt
jon [8:59 PM]: to be continued....
linda [8:59 PM]: what did my butt ever do to you??
hello every 1.sorry i didnt update yesterday i was at the mall after school.we went up there 2 get shoes 4 my baby bro so i got new shoes 2.there awesome.now my neighbor is reading every thing i write and ts geting on my nerves (she stopped now).well then we picked up my bro from school then we came home.i had 2 finish my home work befor i come on so i did then we had 2 go 2 outback steak house 2 get supper.it was good.then we had 2 do langrey.i didnt do it my bro did.lol.not the baby the other 1.then i could come on but it was 8:30 so i didnt up date.sorry.i just down loaded music.well g2g bye.
