Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Just because I forgot.......

At... 1 this morning... ish... there's... there was this huge book shelf on the wall, right near the computer. It's longer then I am tall (I'm 5' 7"-ish I think 6&3/4" to be more exact), ok, it's longer then the room is tall, I should know, it's leaning aginst the wall, but it was covered, from end to end in book. Trust me, when not expecting that, and can scare the shit out of you... o.o *nods* I got hit by two or three of those jumbo book *sighs* but I survived, and that's all that really matter ^^ and after that, on Gaia, since no one would talk to me after so long, I was talking to Max (yes the Beyblade Max) on Gaia, I'll post my convo with him... *nods*

Max: Damn bookshelf, should've hurt you.........
Me: you tried to hurt me?
Max: Naturally....
Me: What'd I ever do?
Max: Ahh... you were gonna eat my turtle... you gave me for Christmas......
Me: Yeah... 'cuz you named the dumb thing after me!
Max: So.....
Me: You should’ve named her after Tala..... since you like him so much! =P
Max: OvvO I didn't like him then so shut up.....
Me: Bite me biotch!
Max: Where is Tala anyways.....?
Me: I dunno.... -.- I can't find Rei anywhere either.....
Max: =P sucks to be you.....
Me: I know... it also sucks to have Kai beat me up with a shovel, and having him beat the hell out of you everyday.....
Max: He doesn't beat me up!
Me: In the fanfic I'm reading he does.... but that Kai is so much cooler then the one that beat me up.....
Max: Whatever.........
Me: *thinks*
Max: Don't hurt yourself there.......
Me: SHUT UP 'TARD! I wonder if it'd be safe to have Rei drive a car.... he is of age... but Kai was right, his village's 'latest technology' is probably a bucket.... I hope they have indoor plumbing.. I'll have to ask him about that one......
Max: and you wanna know this why......?
Me: 'cuz I plan to go there to kick Mariah's ass.....
Max: good point....
Me: 'Course it is! Why wouldn't it be?
Max: 'cuz you said it...
Me: -.- nice one there....... Maxie-poo.....
Max: Don't call me that!
Me: Why not....? I bet Tala can call you that.... and you used to let me call you that..... o.o I think.....
Max: Tala could call me that if he wants to...... and if you did call me that, it was when I did like you.... and now you should die.......
Me: Thanks a lot there Maxie......
Max: You act like you don't know I want you to get hit by a semi.....
Me: I don't.....
Max: Yet you told Rei and Ayaa that I was plotting to kill you inside your head, writing my plans on the inside your empty head.... with a dry-erase marker...?
Me: Yep!
Max: Moron..... -.-
Me: I'm sure your running out of space.... here... have this..... *hands him a dry-erase board eraser*
Max: Thanks...... I needed that........ *takes the eraser*
Me: Speaking of driving.... I don't think you should Max.....
Max: and why not.....?
Me: You'd have road rage....... being >3 ANGRY MAXIE KITTY and all.....
Max: That was a one night thing though!
Me: Yeah? A one night thing that got you locked in a closet, beat up, thrown out a window, got things thrown at you, beat up again, and duck taped.......
Max: ...... yeah..... so......?
Me: I'm surprised you're still living after I did all that crap to you.....
Max: Me too..... but it's all good.....
Me: But when Muraki does it he's so much cuter!
Max: You're retarded......
Me: yep!
Max: Knock it off with the face......
Me: Don't tell me what to do Biotch!
Max: Fine.... whatever.....
Me: And once again.... I'm victorious!
Max: You wish!
Me: Yes I do...... and I am.....
Max: that's why you think.....
Me: I should pull out plan KITTER on you......
Max: Wha.....?
Me: Something that doesn't even matter 'cuz your gay.....
Max: Shut up.......
Me: I heard you called Tala you're dog once... do you have a leash for him, and have a master's whip.....?
Max: SHUT UP!
Me: That's so kinky Max...! >.<
Max: SHUT UP YOU BRAT!
Me: don't call me a brat! *punches Max... a lot*
Max:
Me: And Kai doesn't need to drive..... since he's loaded...
Max: Yeah..... -.-
Me: He has his own fricken limo!!! What's up with that!??
Max: I know he has a limo, been in it and thrown out of it enough times......
Me: I thought you were thrown out of a cab.....
Max: Yes and no..... I sorta jumped out of the cab with Tala......
Me: 'Tard...... you don't jump...... you tuck and roll like I did.... and I so saved my soup doing that.....
Max: -.- no body cares about your soup....
Me: Yeah.... 'cuz no body's here! And Rei cared about my soup.... and don't having it spilt on me.....
Max: Which would've been my doing... if it would've spilt on you.....
Me: I miss Rei.......
Max: Whoop-dee-do nothing we can do about it.....
Me: and I don't wanna talk to you anymore you're being mean.....
Max: If you wouldn't've scared everyone away there'd be other people to talk to....
Me: Sorry for having.... whatever...!
Max: You need help......
Me: I got help, and now I only need to go in if I want to....
Max: You still need more help.....
Me: Probably.......
Max: Are you gonna keep watching that stupid AMV over and over again....? I've heard it about 50-zillon times.... in a row now....
Me: But I'm so proud of it!
Max: Yeah..... 'cuz it has Rei in it.... huh?
Me: Yeah..... and 'cuz I made it.....
Max: and I wasn't cut out..... amazing......
Me: I'm not that mean.....
Max: Yeah you are!
Me: Thanks.... make me feel like Hilary and Mariah why don't ya.....?
Max: That's what I was planning to do! ^^
Me: You should be so happy that if I killed you Tala would slit my throat, or else I would......
Max: I can't help it if you're like Mariah.....
Me: I'M NOTHING LIKE THAT WENCH!
Max: Except you both wear pink and like Rei and Beyblading, are fat ugly and stupid!
Me: Hey! I only wear pink once and a while, it's Ayaa's fault I like Rei, and I won't deny the last three things.....
Max: You know Rei'd yell at you for not denying those last things....
Me: Yeah.... but then I'd yell back and challenge him to a fight, and then while fighting him, I'd pull his pants off.... again.....
Max: >.< That was so disturbing...
Me: Oh... and seeing Tala running around in the nude isn't.....? At least Rei still had his boxers.......
Max: ///// That's different...! Wait..... you weren't even there when that happened.........
Me: So......? Ayaa told me........
Max: -.-'''''
Me: I should eat your hair!
Max: Ahh...... no...... just no.......
Me: =P fine.... be a fun sucker!
Max: Whatever..... moron
Me: I should go see if I can go find Kai's phoenix boxers........
Max: No..... that's just wrong.......
Me: I wonder...... Max, does Tala's have little wolves on them?
Max: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!?!? ////////
Me: 'cuz you two did stuff on the toilet together......
Max: THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!
Me: Right..... whatever.....
Me: *thinks* I don't do this very often.....
Max: What....? Ramble like an idiot, 'cuz you just happen to do that more then enough.......
Me: NO! I meant talking to just you like this......
Max: Ahh... yeah.... 'cuz if Rei or Ayaa isn't there..... you barely talk at all let alone to me... but it's not like that bothers me or anything.....
Me: pfft...... you're probably just like Ayaa... and gets mad when I ignore you when Rei's around.....
Max: That's why I started hating the both of you in the first place.....
Me: I always knew you were jealous of him.....
Max: Yeah..... but only when I liked you.... I still plan on hi-jacking a semi to run you over....
Me: tee hee....... stupid boys getting jealous over lit'le me....
Max: I HATE YOU KNOW SO DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP!
Me: Max getting jealous over Rei near Christmas (it wasn't even Christmas then, was it...? Nope....) when I'd pull out my mistletoe on Kai and he'd get kiss happy...... that's 'dorable....... ^^
Max: -.- Retard......
Me: -.- You should never get button happy though! I almost thought I broke the computer doing that!
Max: I don't..... you're the only retard who'd do that.......
Me: AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT TOO! I AM A RETARD! *points to self* RETARD!!!
Max: moron.....
Me: Yep..... *give peace sign*
Max: You need help.....
Me: You've already told me that.....
Max: You need to consider it.....
Me: I've already had some... for the past give or take five years.......
Max: You still need help!
Me: Yeah I know!
Me: I'm hungry.......
Max: Then get something to eat.....
Me: There's nothing to eat!
Max: There has to be.... the fridge is full and so are the cupboards......
Me: But I don't wanna COOK anything...... just eat it.......
Max: -.- you're just lazy......
Me: Ramen and Sausage sounds good......
Max: I think Ayaa said something about not eating that.....
Me: there is nothing wrong with that..... it's very good that you very much!
Max: Too bad I don't like sausage in my ramen......
Me: That just made it nummy-er........
Max: you're being stupid again.......
Me: Yeah I am.....
Max: *shakes head*
Me: I really should be working on my new fanfiction now instead of talking to you......
Max: Then why aren't you......?
Me: 'Cuz I need to pay back Ayaa for lending me 1110 gold......
Max: But you have over 1110 gold......
Me: Yeah..... but I promised to give her 2000.....
Max: That's retarded......
Me: No.... That's nice........
Max: Nice my ass, your the bitch from hell.......
Me: Thank you very much.... ^^
Max: That wasn't a compliment.....
Me: o.o it wasn't.....?
Max: No.......
Me: Oh...... oops....
Max: -o- basket case......
Me: I'm so lonely......
Max: I already told you it's your own fault for scaring everyone off.......
Me: That's not my fault though!
Max: my ass it isn't.........
Me: I know..... it probably was..........
Max: of course.....
Me: *shrugs* Maybe I should go back to working on my Fanfic....... more interesting then talking to you.....
Max: Tala doesn't think so......
Me: You sleep with Tala so whatever he says is a load of shit......
Max: I do not and no it isn't!
Me: believe whatever you want there.....
Max: I will! But if that stuff you say about what Tala says being loads of shit, then that must mean that Rei says a load of crap too.......
Me: YOU SLEPT WITH REI?!?!?
Max: No you retard.... I was talking about you and him not me and him!
Me: oh...... I DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM EITHER!
Max: <.> Oh like you two don't do anything... you've been with Rei longer then I have been with Tala, and we've already been accused of doing that, so that means, that you two must've forever ago........
Me: *went Haruko and is picking ear with my pinky* First off, I don't 'sleep with Rei' I sleep in the same bed as him, second off, we've already went threw hell when Ayaa and Kai kept talking about the 'Kuppies' and all the bull, now it's your turn.......
Max: Hey...... what are kuppies anyways..... you and Ayaa never told us.......
Me: Shut up, it's not important.........
Max: If it wasn't important then why'd you bring it up......?
Me: To prove my point.....
Max: Tell me what the hell a 'kuppy' is!
Me: No!
Max: -.- it won't kill you.....
Me: it might......
Max: TELL ME!
Me: IT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
Max: Yeah right..... it sounds like a kind of dessert.....
Me: Bite me dumbass.........
Max: =P Tell me what a kuppy is!
Me: Ask Ayaa she might know......
Max: FINE! The next time I see her I will!
Me: -.- retard.......

Yep....... I need so much help.... but it's all good... *laughs* It's funny when you think deep about it, I am Max, so I had almost a good 6-7 Microsoft Word pages of having a conversation with myself... in a way... that's fricken funny how I can keep myself amused that much.... ^^

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