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Monday, September 6, 2004


   Harharhar!
I REALLY do have to much time on my hands.Oh well CHECK OUT THIS NEW JOKE I LEARNED!

On late evening, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.Tiptoeing through the living room he frooze when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you."

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," The voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks.He was frightend.Franticly, he looked around.In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked th parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot,"What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar."What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said,"Same idiot who named the Rotweiller Jesus."

HAHA lol well sorry if you've heard it before.

...and without further ado...I present to you...the one and only...for the first time....A RABBIT WITH PANCAKES ON IT'S HEAD!LOL

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