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Tuesday, March 29, 2005


   Scotty doesn't know!! So don't tell Scotty!! 'Cause Scotty doesn't know!!!
That oh-so catchy song from the movie Euro-trip.

Man, what an interesting movie.. never have I ever seen so much nekkidness in one movie without it being a porn. And I tell ya, I've never seen a porno...

There was girl fondling herself convinced that the guy who told her there was something on it was telling the truth.

And the blatantly homosexual Italian fella who ended up out of his pants by the time the train came out of tunnel.

There was also a nudist beach consisting of about 50 ugly nekkid men waving around their bits and pieces in their ugly way.

*shudder* dozens of chunky, hairy and very unwelcoming view of bits and pieces. Not to mention the shot of them running from the back. Blubbery, whiteness and oldness...

So if you enjoy 4 teenage Americans go on a trip around Europe experiencing all sorts of crazy European sex misadventures.. watch, "Euro-trip"

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Oh oh, my Coca Cola bears are fortunate. Their plastic eyes blind them from the horrors of this world.

After that movie came the cleansing purity of The Princess Diaries and Meet Joe Black. Hopefully you got the idea that I meant the last statement to be sarcastic. However I actually find Meet Joe Black to be an enjoyable movie. Joe (Bradd Pitt) has great hair. Bill (Anthony Hopkins) has a great voice. Yep. That's all.

I was thinking of changing the theme of my site to a Legend of Zelda one. It'd make sense though, considering my slight obsession with the fine piece of man that stars in his sexy adventure wearing delightful clothing that compliments his gorgeous hair which frames his hot eyes on his....... *audience tunes out*

All I need now is the right tools to mould my pictures of Link as I please ^_~ I swear that this time I'm not suggesting anything sexual.

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