Thursday, January 5, 2006
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me,sorry if I didnít get to your sites
, but I didnít have a lot of time to,,I donít even have a lot of time right now,,,
Scar,,in the end,,we will all have time
me,you might be right,,but it isnít the end,,its right now,,,and right now I donít have time,,,so I will be moving on
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
Q: How does a redneck take a bubblebath?
A: He farts in a puddle.
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the man replied, "No, she's left handed
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
The police thought it was a cereal killer
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch, and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside.
The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.
When he was gone, other motorcyclists snickered to one another and congratulated each other on being so "bad". As the cashier walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
1#are you, bad,,,,good,,,or,,,a tree?-
2#,WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO EAT ME
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
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