Tuesday, January 3, 2006
More games on FunBumper.com
me,BUWAHHAHA, I know have a site account thing on Myspace,,BUWAHAHA
any-who, you can go to it if you want, but you need to be one of my friends if you want to see what my site profile thnig looks like,,,,this is the link
Scar,,wow,,great for you,,BUT WHO HAS MY HAT
me, what the,,,you have a hat,,wow, I didn’t know that,,any-who,,I have thnigs to do,,and not a lot of time,,so moving on
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating
“Answering Machine Messages”
“Hi, this is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
“Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
“Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
“Hello! If you leave a message, I"ll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I'll call sooner.
“Hi, John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.... Please speak very slowly while I write down the message and I'll stick it to myself with one of these magnets.
“This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
“Hello, you've reached Jim and Carol. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Carol likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
no pic for today,,,but did you know im a dead zombie,,a lot of people don’t know that about me,,,me ,,I Frankenstein -_-
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
2#,did that hippie kill you yet?
3#,,did I kill you yet ?
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
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