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Friday, December 30, 2005


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me,sorry about not posting the other day,,but well,,I didnít really want to,,,and,,ummmm,,yup,,,so,,how is every one today,

Scar,,time to kill


me, good luck,,ok,,well, I cant think of any-thnig to talk about,,so I will be moving on



CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY




JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

The O.J. Murder Trial" by Dr.Seuss

did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.
I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.
Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, not anytime.
And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!


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Your butt is so big, you have more crack than a drug dealer
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Lesser Known Fad Diets

The South Beach [Boys] Diet - Week 1 - Eat interesting and unique food nobody has heard of before. Week 2 - Take tons of drugs along with the food you were eating. Week 3 - Stop the diet. Week 4 - Start the diet again, but only eat more bland versions of the food you used to eat.

The Palindrome Diet - Only eat foods that can be spelled the same way forwards and backwards. Star Rats and Bird Rib can be tasty snacks while fruits and vegetables are no-no''s.

The Angry Goth Diet - Eat shit and die.

The Toddler Diet - Just eat toddlers.

The CASH CUBE! Diet - Place food on the bottom of THE CASH CUBE! Turn the machine on and watch your dinner spin quickly around you for 20 seconds. Whatever you can grab, you can eat!

The [Hot Landing] Zone Diet - Eat a few quick bites en route to the target in your Huey. When you get there, run.


have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time







RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# BLAH!!?

2#,,HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NO KILLING MY ZOMBIEZ ?

3#,,WILL YOU GO WITH ME TO RULE THE HAT SHOP, oO


And now
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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