Tuesday, December 27, 2005
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me,THE TIME HAS COME,,,,ANY ONE THAT WANTS TO HELP ME AND MY UNDEAD ARMY OF ZOMBIE’Z, RULE THE WORLD,,,,SPEAK UP,,,thats right,,the world can now be yours,,just join the “metal inu army, of zombies*,,so,,,are you in o_O
Scar,,sorry, but I cant be in,,but you should try asking all of the people on this site,,im sure some of them would love to help,,after all,,,why wouldn’t they help some one they don’t know,,why I ask you why
me,ummm, I don’t know,,,but as I said,,if you want in my army of zombiez, now is a good time to get in ^_^,,,any-who, not a lot I cant talk about right now,,,wellll’z, I do have thnig to talk about, but not the time to talk in,,,any-who, I change my site, some, as in the BG,,I hope you like it,^^,,oh”, and on my “Total Visits”, thnig, I almost have 4000,,YAAAAA
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
lol, I don’t know who that is,,,but he looks funny to me ^_^
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator.
1Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.''
The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.'''
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
1# ,,WILL YOU JOIN MY ZOMBIE ARMY NOW o_O
2#,,are you sure your even a zombie?
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
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