Tuesday, December 20, 2005
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me,hey all,,are you bored like me,,or am I just crazy o_O
Scar,,your crazy,,should I kill you?
me,,ummmmmmm,,noooo,,thats ok o_O,,but,,knowing you,,you will try and kill me in my sleep or when I am hunting pimps with a crossbow oO,,sooooooooo
whats up with every one
as for me
I might go do some-thing today
but im not sure,,I cant always think of some-thing to do,,sooooo,,BLAH!
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
I was at a rally last night demanding better pay and conditions for our hardworking teachers.
The aliens took it back to Betelgeuse as an example of fine Earth literature.
I discovered I'm allergic to pencils and pens.
The headmaster called me while I was doing it and I couldn't get off the phone till way past my bed time.
I left my brain in my locker last night.
It's against my religion to do homework.
I was being followed on the way to school by spies so I had to eat it to avoid it falling into enemy hands.
My dog ate it, then my science project ate my dog.
I can't do homework for medical reasons, it makes me sick.
Isn't homework considered to be a "cruel and unusual punishment"?
Hitler burnt my books.
I forgot to remember.
I'm motivationaly challenged.
I spent the entire night working on it, but I just wasn't proud of it, so I'm going to work on it again tonight.
My mother forgot to do it.
It spontaneously combusted...nearly burned our whole house down. Fortunately everyone except the goldfish managed to escape. Poor Skippy.
You see, I was doing my homework outside when a U.F.O. landed in the field next to my house and a little man came out and I felt he needed a gift because he had come so far and so I gave it to him, honest.
I was about to do it, and then, well, I just got to thinking about how much you look like Sharon Stone...
My mom mailed it to Russia by mistake
"They call me 'The Exorcist.'"
"As soon as I gets to a party, i rids it of all the spirits
why didnt the skeleton go to the ball?
he had no BODY to go with!!,,(*BUWAHAHAAH,,its so bad its funny ^_^*)
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
Q:What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"
Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"
Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
1# ,,free hat?
3#,,BiGFoot with a cat o_O?
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
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