Sunday, December 18, 2005
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me,today a car was on fire o_O
,,,no,,really,,it was,!!, it wasnít are car, sooo,,BUWAHAH,,ohĒ and no one was in the car, so no dead fire zombies will be coming to get you ^_^
me,,did you just,,,,,you said,,,wow, this is a big day,,,,Scar said ,Marry Christmas O_O,,,,,,,any-who, how is all today, as for me , im good,,and not bored like most days, so thats good,,however, I donít have much to talk about, and even if I did,,,I donít think I would,,for it is Tv time,,BUWAHAHAHA
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.
What's a native of Paris called?
This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie suddenly appears.
The grateful genie exclaims, ''Thanks for letting me out of the bottle, I've been in there for a millenium. I'm pretty old and tired, but I think I've got one wish left.''
The owner of the bottle says, ''I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea sick, so build me a road.''
''I'm too old and sick to grant that wish, got any other ideas?'' replied the genie.
''OK,'' replied the guy, ''I've always wanted to understand how a woman thinks, to understand her inner-most thoughts.''
The genie replies, ''Two lanes or four?'''
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
2#,,why did you just try and kill that old man o_O?
3#,,are you dead yet ?
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
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