Sunday, November 27, 2005
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me,,ok,,as it turns out, some people say Scar isnít acting like himself ,,well, that is beacouse ďThe ManĒ gave him some chill pills, to help stop the killing,,but well,,they donít work, all they do is make him strange,,well,,,stranger that is
Scar,who the hell are you calling strange,,it better not be me
meyou,what,,no, im not talking about you^^, any who, the othe day this one told you he would have some-thing for you,,,what is it you might ask,,,well,,I am going to have a contest,,,,,,yes thats right,,a contest,,after all,,I am bored, so why not?,,,as for what the contest is on, that I donít know yet, but I will try and start it in a week, ok,,,any-who,,,how is every one today,,or to-night,,or what ever time it is for you,,as for this one,,he is good,,,and,,ummm,,hmm,,what more to say,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no,,I cant think of any-thing,,so I will just move on to the other stuff that I will^^
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a television. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman. "I want to buy this television."she says. The salesman replies "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here." She gets mad, leaves and goes home. She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store. "I want to buy this television." she says to the salesman, getting the same response; "Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes here." She leaves again, frustrated. She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she once again approaches the salesman. "Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don't want any problems." To which the salesman replies, "Sorry Miss, We don't serve blondes." Fed up with this, She cries "How can you tell that I am a blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!" To which the salesman replied, "Well Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!"
Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention together & were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken & they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way." At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes & Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing & Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Yo moma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed
Yo moma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
I have it,,,,,the one thing I have always wanted that is only for me,,,,the head of a cat,,now now,,it isnít what your thinking,,it is a toy,, and I got it for my birthday,,,5 years ago,,,,in a car,,,,that killed me when it hit another car,,then I came back to life as a zimbie,,and now I am wasting time by talking about this thing that deosnít mean any-thing any more, for it didnít even happen,,so HA
me, ,,hmmm,,I see
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
1# ,,, if you have 4 cats + a crazy killer of the day,,then what do you get?
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
may peace be with you in a world of Zombie's
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