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Sunday, August 21, 2005


Merik's Back
Yay! im back ^ ^ i thought my groundation was gonna be longer but my mommy's being nice ^^

anywho ima kinda sad casue a friend of mine went away fro school yesterday and i already miss them T_T

but here is a funny story my sister wrote lol

Zanza Tenno Keika
manga art by: Kori Yamaoto
story by: Merik Ishida


What I Did Over My Summer Vacation
By: Ban Uchii

Over my summer vacation I went to Australia(again.) It took three days to get on the plane cause they thought I was a terrorist(again.) I don’t know why. I think it has to do with the fact that I carry Bessie Luu with me every where. She doesn’t like to be put in a suit case. Poor thing. They made me take off all my clothes(again) and they checked for bombs and weapons and stuff like that(again.) When they were done checking me out they threw me in jail(again.) They took my dad for questioning(again.) In jail I met up with my friend Bob who was thrown in there because he was carrying something he called Enzyte. To bad they haven’t let him go after all this time. Anyways, we had a party to celebrate my return(again.) When they let me out of jail I went on the plane. Everyone stared at me and Bessie Luu the entire plane ride.
We finally arrived at the airport in Sydney a few hours later. My dad and I didn’t have enough money to rent a car, so my father hot wired a jeep s we could get over the mountain to grandma-ma’s house(again.) We drove a little faster than we normal so the cops wouldn’t make us late like they usually do. My dad accidently ran over a roo(again,) but this time he blew a tire. I don’t know how, but we hit the roo’s mouth and got it’s teeth stuck in the tire and that’s how it popped.
We ended up running the rest of the way to grandma-ma’s house. When we got there she greeted us with a big hug(again,) and gave us something to eat. Papa told her about the plane ride and me being tossed in jail and she laughed(again.) We had a peaceful night except for when grandma-ma’s dog brought in a big snake and let it go in the kitchen. Grandma-ma stomped on its head so it wouldn’t bite anyone and then she decided to cook it for us in the morning. I felt kinda bad that she killed the snake like that but it was a mighty fine breakfast. Mmm.
After we finished breakfast grandma-ma asked me to go and tend to her sheep. So I got on my hat and I went out to tend to the sheep. They were nice sheep. Especially the baby one. He was funny. I think he had a small case of the stupids cause he like to hit his head against walls. But that doesn’t matter a lot cause he was still nice. Bessie Luu liked him. I think she had a crush on him hee. It was sad though. I had finished feeding them and Bessie Luu and I were heading in side we turned around to say good bye to them and most of them exploded. There was blood and guts everywhere. I would say about half of the herd spontaneously combusted. When they were done exploding all the sheep that had survived started to clean up the mess by eating the guts and blood. Its was weird and sad.. I went in side and told grandma-ma about that had happened and she laughed and said that she would order new sheep. I was really confused. I think they exploded because they didn’t like their food. I remember I tried some once and it tasted pretty nasty.
Anyway things went on like they usually do at grandma-ma’s house. We saw some fireworks one night. It was cool. It reminded me of the sheep. After the summer passed, pap and I headed back to the air port and we got on the plane with no trouble. When we arrived back at the airport Tokyo, we got handcuffed and thrown back in jail for suspected terrorist(again.) I met up with bob again and we had another party. Except this time there was a new guy. I forgot what his name was because I was drinking a lot. Oh well. I hope everything went well for him.



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