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Tuesday, August 29, 2006


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BG By Vintage Fairy
Me: *laughs*
Him: Are you laughing at me?
Me: *stops* Yes, I'm laughing at you & your fat.
Him: What? I'm not the one with fat, I'm muscled & you're fat.
Me: Excuse me? I'm the one who's supposed to have fat. Boobs, just don't appear out of nowhere. Don't you know that boobs are made of fat? & plus. Women are curvy, men are not.
Him: I'm curvy.
Me: No, you are indeed not. Men may come in different sizes, but they are not curvy. They come as upside-down triangles, pears big pears, or as circles.
Him: & women?
Me: Curvy like an hourglass. Whether they're big, really big, or small. So, ha-ha!
Him: *hangs up*
Me: Hell-BITCH!!!

Random-ass conversation.

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