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• I watched the original Transformers... I had no idea it was anime at the time...
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Monday, February 11, 2008

LS vs. China
Opening Thought
What has two heads, two tails, eight legs and is bossed around by cruel Chinese people? Find out the answer today!

Comment Response (02/08/2008)
  • Thanks to everyone who read the finale of "Animation Elimination" over the weekend! Plans for a third season are in the works, but that is subject to change between now and this fall. Until then, I'll have another 26-or-so episodes of "Everybody Hates Naruto" starting on Feb. 29.
  • Pooh had it coming. In general, I hate everything that most people find to be "cute" because, unlike the mass majority of mankind, I can see through their deception and find the true evil that lies within. The sweeter something is, the worse it is for you. Kind of like desserts.
  • I opened my brother's parcel/package/thing recently... I'll reveal what's inside on Wednesday. This is what people call a "cliffhanger". I forgot about opening it until just now... and my post is long enough today... there's no room for it now. My apologies. ^^;
  • What do I do in my free time? I frequently create plots to escape from the prison of my tortured, twisted mind. As you can see, every attempt has failed miserably.
  • Slam Dunk is from the early 1990s. As part of my new goal, I'm trying to use videos of anime that don't get that much exposure on myOtaku. I do this to be different and hopefully help some older series find some new fans.


Only in Japan? I'm unsure if McDonald's in America has ever blessed us with this, the four-patty superburger MEGA MAC. Four all-beef patties, cheese, pickles, lettuce, the sesame seed bun and the "secret special sauce" (*cough*THOUSAND ISLAND SALAD DRESSING*cough*)... I can feel my waistline growing just by looking at this image. I believe it's part of a new Death Note promotion. Eat the burger and get a free heart attack, just like one of Kira's victims.

I know what you're thinking. "LS, you usually post a weird picture to start things off... what's so weird about that? Big deal." Either that or "I'm hungry" like I'm thinking right now. If you're in the former camp of thought, feast your eyes on the following images and bask in the glow of their insanity.



Just when it seemed that the Chinese had plumbed the depths of animal humiliation, along comes something even worse. The shocking pictures come from the animal park at Xiamen in Fujian, south-east China, where the public seem to delight in humiliating circus-style stunts and have no regard for animal cruelty. Conditions are poor, with big cats including lions, tigers and leopards and other large animals including bears kept in solitary confinement in tiny cages. Save China's Tigers, a charity which has a branch in the UK, campaigns to save animals trapped in the country's zoos. It carries out public education schemes in China to raise awareness. And it aims to free tigers from their cages, set up breeding programmes and reintroduce the proud creatures to the wild after teaching them how to hunt for themselves.

I told you it was insane. I failed to mention that it is also evil, at least in my opinion. One can only imagine what "fun" will be had at the Olympic games in Beijing this summer.

You gotta love Communist China... providing the world with poisonous toys, excessive air pollution and animal cruelty like nobody else.

Dear Old Dad
I visited my father recently. I visit him often, but I only mention him if there is a new development with his condition. Oh? I hear some of you asking "who's your daddy?" Wait... *lowers volume on adult movie* Sorry about that.

Some of you may not know who my father is and I'll gladly explain. He is a stubborn man who refuses to listen to people. Over a year ago, he was diagnosed with a spinal/nerve problem that could have paralyzed him from the waist down if left untreated. Instead of staying in the country for medical treatment, he fled to the Caribbean to some property that he owns down there. Then he suffered a stroke a few months later (it was later discovered that the nerve problem was actually a precursor to the stroke, meaning if he didn't leave, it might have been prevented) and had to be shipped back home. Most of his right side is paralyzed and he is currently residing in a nursing home where my mother is one of its employees.

Dad is doing fine... although he possibly set a record for the most times that a single person has ever fallen out of a bed. This is both his fault and the nursing home's. They are VERY slow to respond to people who need their help. Whenever Dad needs to use the restroom, they take too long to assist him and he tries to get out of bed on his own. This leads to him falling onto the floor. No matter how many times we tell him not to, he always tries to get up on his own. Now he has mats on the floor all around his bed, along with a motion-detecting alarm to notify nurses if he ever gets up again. Argh... other than that, he's fine.

Wheels
On my recent visit, I got to see three elderly people rolling down the hallway in their wheelchairs. They looked like they were in a race. This happened once before too, same people. Next time, I'll join them in the Oldtona 500. That'll be fun until some uppity nurse kicks me out of the chair. People always try to ruin my fun, like the workers at McDonald's who throw me out of the PlayPlace in the front. Apparently I'm "too old" to use the slide and play in the ball pit. Bah.

"The Ball Pit"... that sounds like the name of a gay bar.

Pic of the Day (v2.0) #360
Anime/Game: Naruto


I did NOT draw this piece of fan art. Hinata's muscles... they give me nightmares. Tonight, the part of Hinata will be played by former WWE female wrestler Chyna.
I love chewing gum.

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