Saturday, November 12, 2005

   *^^* i got my liscence......
*^^* i got my liscence....

i cant believe it...

SO COOL!!!!!

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knives and mari: *making out*

dj: *sitting on the couch thinking:' well, they haven't spent very much time together lately....'*

jake:*watching tv and thinking:'hmmmmm.....well, they are married....'*

miroku:* thinking: ' they're all over each other..... why cant i be knives?'*

vash and corey:*making out*

knives:*picks up mari and takes her up stairs*

dj, jake, and miroku: O.o.....

dj: whatever....

jake: i dont even want to know what they're gonna do.....

miroku:*sitting in a corner sulking...*

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sorry guys.....

i haven't spent much time with knives and i think i should.....

i am married to him after all....

- marissa jean...
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Thursday, November 10, 2005

in just a few hours, i turn 16.....
*T-T* i really dont think anyone remembered...........

have a story....

not related to my birthday at all*looks in notebook* ok it is....

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dj: hmm..where is she?

mari: *walks in* wheres who?

dj: you!

mari: whys that?

dj: you'll see... close your eyes..

mari: ok *closes her eyes* but you better not pull a miroku on me.....

dj: im not a perv , so , no thats not gonna happen. *leads her into her room, which is now filled with sake, vodka and whipped cream* ok, open your eyes....

mari: *opens her eyes* HOLY SHIT!!! im in heaven....

dj: i thought you'd like it!

mari: *opens a bottole of sake* wanna see who can get drunk 1st?

dj: sure why not?*opens a bottle*

both: one.. two... THREE! *start chugging*

~ 6 bottles later ~

mari and dj: *playing strip poker*

mari:*in bra and jeans*

dj: *in pants and boxers*

mari: FULL HOUSE!!! -hic-

dj: 3 of a kind....

mari: *^^*

dj:yeah yeah, i know....*takes off his pants*

mari: ha ha ha ha! -hic-

dj: what?!?!?

mari: pokers no fun anymore... how bout we play doctor...

dj:*thinks:' she must not relize that im not even half as drunk as her!'* better idea... *grabs a thing of whipped cream*

mari:*kisses*

dj:*kisses back*

mari and dj:*start making out*

mari:*drives the kiss deeper and deeper untill she passes out*

dj: what a way to go.....

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TA DA!!!

the end....

*sits in a corner with a party hat on* happy birthday to me....

knives:* walks into room with a cup cake* happy almost birthday mari.....*kisses*

yay!!!

knives and marissa:*start making out*

marissa:*thinks:'poor knives, i haven't spent much time with him lately'*

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THE END!!!

love ya all !

marissa


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Saturday, November 5, 2005

6 DAYS!!!
only 6 more days till i turn 16!!!

WOOHOOO!!!

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dj and mari:*making out*

jake:*staring at them*

knives:*sitting in a corner sulking*

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outta ideas at the moment!

love ya all!

mj...
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Thursday, November 3, 2005

8 DAYZ TILL MY B-DAY!!!!
only 8 days till i turn 16! so cool!!!

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mari:*making out with jake*

jake:*thinks:'im so lucky'*

mari:*thinks:'...'*

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sorry, i dont have very many ideas!

love ya all!

marissa jean...
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Tuesday, November 1, 2005

mari and knives:*sleeping on the couch*

corey:*walks in* aww...howcute!

dj:*coming down the stairs* who are you?

corey: oh, hi! im corey, im a friend of marissa's.

dj: oh...*thinks: well i know her name and that she's mari's friend, but what the heck is she doing here?* i guess you're looking for mari, right?

corey: who?

dj: mari..you know, tall, reddish brown hair...

corey: oh, marissa! yeah...

dj: that's her on the couch...

corey*looks over at mari and knives asleep on the couch*

knives:*has an arm around mari's waist*

corey:*looks confused* but i thought she was going out w/ jake.

dj: ok, let me explain this: mari, or marissa, in the 'real' world has 2 boyfriends, jake and myself. but, like many otakus, she has an alternate reality in her mind, in which, on top of having 2 boyfriends, she is also married to knives, who is also my split personality. mari and knives got married after knives got mari pregnant. he also had to divorse the woman he was married to. in other words, there's a lot of love triangles going on...

corey*half asleep* huh?

dj: nevermind...

corey: wait, so it's like this: marissa is going out with 2 boys, one locally and one over the internet, AND she's married to an anime character

dj: yep

corey: wow...

vash:*pops up in front of corey* ello!

corey:*screams*

vash: sorry, i didn't mean to give you a heartattack!*smiles*

corey: it's ok...

vash: so whats your name?

dj: her name is corey and quit flirting w/ her, you have no chance...

corey:*blushes*

vash:*gives dj the death glare*

mari:*wakes up* nhh...*sits up* oh, hi corey...

corey:*waves*

mari: i hope none of the pervs i live with have been bugging you...

corey: who's that?*points at vash*

vash:*blushes*

mari: that's vash, a class a perv...

corey: oh...

-that night-

vash and corey:*making out*

mari:*passed out in jake's lap*

jake:*watching tv*
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Monday, October 31, 2005

HALLOWEEN!!!! yay!!!!
mari:*dressed in kitty costume at dj's party* whee!!! *drinking sake by the bottle*

dj, knives,vash,miroku and jake:*O.O*

jake:is she always like this at parties?

dj:yep....

jake: do one of those three always try to take advanage of her? *points at knives, vash, and miroku who are all gropimg mari in variuous places*

dj: keep watching

jake:...

mari:* kicks vash in the balls, slaps miroku, and punches knives and give him a blody nose..*

inuyasha and ed:*start laughing hystarically*

dj: see, she can take care of her self...

mari:* walks over to jake and dj* ello.....*passes out in their laps*

knives, vash. and miroku:*give them death glares*

dj:*takes out towel* dont even go there...

jake:*eyes flash red*

pervs:* go sulk in the corner*
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Thursday, October 27, 2005

4 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN!!!!!
i am so happy! its almost halloween!

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mari and dj:*making out*

knives:*walks in the door* hmmmm.....*joins in*

jake:*comes in from kitchen* heh...*give mari a hug from behind*

mari:*taken by surprise* nyah! *turns into kitten* meow...

knives and dj:*think: well, it was fun while it lasted*

jake:*pickes up kitty mari and starts petting her*

mari:* turns back* you scared me....*kisses*

jake:*kisses her back*

knives and dj:*kiss her on opposite cheeks*

mari:*^////^* the three guys i love the most......*turns into a kitty and falls asleep*
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

mari:*sitting in bed* cough..cough...uhn...

dj:*sitting on her bed* wow.. you really are sick...

mari: yeah...cough,cough... i know...

dj: you weren't sick yesterday were you?

mari: ive been sick for two weeks now.......

dj: oh i didn't know that.

mari:lots of cold medicine..

dj: that explains why you've been so tired...

mari: you got it...cough cough....

dj: hmmm.....you know what that means?

mari: what?

dj: we cant do anything for a while... at least untill you're better....

mari: you're right.... the downside to being sick..*^~*..

dj:*kisses her* i'll take the risk of getting sick....

mari:no....guess what?

dj: what?

mari:* hits him with a pillow* time for a nap...

dj: ok..*kisses her on the forehead* good night....
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Saturday, October 22, 2005

   hmm.....*^^* HALLOWEEN'S COMING!!!!!
mari:*laying on the couch* man, it's good to be home! *falls asleep*

~30 minutes later ~

knives:mari...are you home? *see's mari asleep* hmmmm.....*goes up to room* its been a long time since mari since she had the twins...maybe.....

~ 3 hours later ~

mari:*in room w/ halloween costume on* mew....and now for the makeup...

knives:*outside mari's door* umm...mari? can you come here for a second?

mari:just a sec! *finishes make up*yes...?

knives:*staring @ her* O.O wow.....

mari:what did you want knives?

knives:close your eyes.. *piuts a blindfold on her*

mari:knives what are you up to this time?

knives:*leading her up to his room* you'll see...

~ the next morning ~

mari:*in her room* hmmm.....

dj and knives:*asleep in her bed*

mari: *thinks:' shit, what happened last night?' gets up and goes outside*

dj and knives:*wake up*

knives:crap! where'd she go?

dj: dont tell me she left again!

vash:*pops in outta no where* she's in the back yard you bakas!

knives: phew...wait... WHO YOU CALLIN A BAKA?!?!

vash and knives:*start fighting*

dj:*goes out side*

mari:*sitting up in a tree watching the sun come up in her pajamas*

dj:mari...why do you have cat ears?

mari:huh? oh, these? hmmm....i couldn't tell you cause i gots no clue!*^^#*

dj:*sweatdrop*

mari:*falls outta tree*

dj:*catches her* you need to be more careful....

mari: yeah i know.... im such a klutz...*^^#*

dj:*kisses her* you really shouldn't have ranaway....

mari:*looks down* i know, but i knew i wouldn't be able to live w/ myself if you were mad at me...

dj:i will always love you, you know that...

mari: i know

dj:*hugs her* i couldn't live w/ out you or karen. you both mean the world to me.....

mari: i know... but YOU know that you can put me down, right?

dj: oh, yeah, sorry....

mari:*kisses him* i dont mind....
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Thursday, October 13, 2005

T-T.,.....i have caused so much pain.....
mari:*walking through the park*

*mumbling*

mari:*see's dj with a gun pointed to his head* NOOOOOO.....

dj:*looks up*

mari:*starts crying* im so sorry.......*falls on knees* i never should have done anything like this to...to.....*passes out*

dj:*throws the gun on the ground* MARI!!!*runs over to her* mari... wake up... wake up!

~~ later in washu's lab ~~

washu: she really let herself go. high alcohol levels, extremly exhausted.....its a wonder that she managed to keep going.......

B: is my mommy gonna be alright?

washu: yes...she'll be fine but it'll be a few days before she wakes up......

(end of post)

*sobbing*

im sorry everyone....i never ment to hurt you all like i did....dj, never do that EVER again, please. it scared the living shit outta me when jake told me about it....i promise i'll never pull anything like that ever again...........i swear.....

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