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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Things I must never do at Hogwarts (i didn't make these up)
-I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
-The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
-I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
-I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.
-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
-Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
- I will not shave Mrs. Norris.
-I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.
-I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
- I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.
-Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time
-I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads, even if she really is.
-I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.
-I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
--Or any other Slytherin.
-I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.
-If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "The Sorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."
-Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
--Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".
-I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
-When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
- Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either
- I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
-I will not die the Death Eaters robes pink.
-Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.
-Trying to out-argue a Slytherin will lead to no good.
-Lucius Malfoy is not my "sugar daddy" and I will not claim he is.
--That goes double when Draco Malfoy is within earshot.
-Will not offer to sell Hagrid new creatures.
-Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
--Neither is Professor Snape.
-I will never sing"we're off to see the wizerd"when sent to the head masters offece
-Professor Flitwick's first name is not yoda
-The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters.
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