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Friday, May 4, 2007


<50 WAYS TO PISS OF SASUKE

1. Scream "OMG!!" right when he's about to throw a kunai

2. Keep saying "Hey, Sasuke!" until he answers, then say "Nothing."

3. Carry around an Itachi plushie

4. Dump a bucket of water on him when he uses his fire jutsus, yelling "FIRE!"

5. Scream as loud as you can, saying you saw a spider

6. Tell him that you saw him at ballet lessons last week

7. Start singing the Macarana around him

8. Yell at him to shut up when he's not saying anything

9. Paint his nails when he's sleeping

10. Draw whiskers on him when he's sleeping

11. Steal his clothes, making the only clothes availiable a dress

12. Ask him how his family is doing

13. Invite him to a brother-brother picnic

14. Keep poking him until he runs away

15. Keep staring at him for no reason

16. Ask if he's a virgin--

17. --Ask him why

18. Dress up as Itachi for Halloween

19. Dress up as him for Halloween

20. Scratch his headband

21. Keep shouting "Macro! Polo!" whenever he's near

22. Replace his shampoo with pink dye

23. Tell random knock-knock jokes at the most annoying moments

24. Start a rumor about him and Naruto

25. Keep spraying him with perfume when he leasts expects it

26. Sneak into his house and paint his room pink

27. Glomp him at random moments of the day

28. Yell "Damn!" for no reason and when he asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing" with shifty eyes.

29. Keep doing random jutsus on him and say you were just testing his reflexes

30. Go through constant mood swings for no reason

31. Keep rambling on about how Itachi is the coolest

32. Keep asking him why he hasn't killed Itachi yet

33. Lock him in a room with his fan girls--

34. --Throw away the key

35. Keep pretending to throw shurikens or kunais at him, saying you heard something behind him

36. Blame him for everything that happens

37. Put sleeping powder in his food--

38. --Then ruffle his hair and ask him why he overslept

39. Insist on fixing your hair 50 times before completing a mission

40. Sign him up for a singing competition

41. Ask him for different ways to piss him off and don't stop until he helps you

42. Attack him with Itachi and Kisame puppets

43. Slap him, saying "How could you?! I thought what we had was special!" then storm off

44. Point to a part of your face and keep telling him he's got something "rrrriiiiggghhhttt there, no here, no HERE, here damn it! I GIVE UP!" and stomp off madly

45. Trick him into swearing he will never kill Itachi--

46. --Then show him where Itachi was hiding at the time

47. Say he's not special and you've also got the Sharingan, it's just that your wearing contacts

48. Try to smuggle out his feelings for Itachi--

49. --When (if) you do, tell Itachi and everyone else

50. Three words. Yaoi Fan Fiction

un... found this in a quizilla page made by FoxThief... SO FUNNY!!! XD

DUDE XD, KNOWING ME, I'LL FUCKING TRY THIS MESS ON SASUKE XD!!!.

I'd have HELLA fucking fun seeing as how i lovesh him so much XD.

STILL GROUNDED :O!!!

!QUESTIONS OF THE DAY!
1. Which one would you do?

2. which one was the funnest? XD!

3. Which one can you see me DOING?

4. Kawaii, Bishonen, or Bishojo?

5. COOKIES, CAKE!!! OR SASUKE!!!?

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007


Sadness and Sorrow


I cried.

Forever

And then,

Im still grounded

i gave her 20 dollars so she wouldn't die TT^TT what would you do if your cousin ran away?

she told me in foster care, they rape girls e.e; so she had to run away.

i was crying the whole time, and she told me not to cry anymore.

but.

Dude.

I cant help it.

My mom was SO pissed, at what happened. so she wanted to put her out.

she wasn't doing what she was suppose to do, she dosn't see whats wrong.

shes acting like a problem child.

*********************************

She came back. and now where living together. hopefully things will get better.

im still grounded. XD!! So. i dont know when i'll get a chance to talk to you guys.

Love you ALL~
Koii/Brittany :3!

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007



Is this the MORAL of my family? When in DOUBT, GROUND brittany.. e.e;

ZOMG. URGH.

XD DUDE. EMORANGER JUST XDD!!!!
Pwned today.

Cherri-chan just to let you know, i still like ya, as a friends. i dont hold grudges, yeah thats annoying but, what the hey.

i have respect for your opions have respect for mine alright?

he's a nice kid. ^^= i mean, that whole cherri picture i'm not going to get into it because, i'm sick of fighting. i'm just sick of it. i fight...all the time. i learn to Negoatio and stuff, but. ugh. what can i do?

I have more to do, then get Stressed over the E-Net.

My life is going threw a bunch of twists and turns right now. i have alot to say when i get back ^-^ i guess.

So thats all about Koii

Groundation is SO FUN >.>; i mean i get to like PAINT MY NAILS XD AND just SIT THERE.


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Saturday, April 14, 2007



School starts in like two days, my spring break sucked on BEHALF i had to study, and seeing as how i was SO. happy e.e; to finally go to th emovies with my boyfriend cause we never had any time, it was CANCELLED v.v but im good now, -sighs-

NEWAY.

he's a new picture!


Hotaru

Hosted By theOtaku.com

Im going to post up some pictures ^___^ hope you like them.

I HAVE FOUR more weeks of high school...

ZOMG...XD!!! GRAUDATION IS LIKE, AROUND THE CORNER, im starting to panic.

wow..my life is flashing before my eyes. ^^ but im getting into college. im working on that right now.




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Wednesday, April 11, 2007


.>;

But I wanted to say something before i left.

You guys know, the haters clubs and stuff right? Like kagome, sakura, ino, sasuke or whatever. Why are you wasting your time, HATING' a BUNCH on lines? it's not the same as LOVING' your just like ''ZOMG LETS GET A PITCHFORK AND KILL KAGOME, OR INO or whatever you suppostly ''Hate''.

It's retarded...and people have the ODESTIY to say your stupid when you stick up for a ''Character'' Being bashed.

What are you peoples problems? i've notice there’s a lot of KAGOME' haters. or WINRIII haters, and if you simply hate them because they took your ''Bishie'' you need some help XD. I’m serious I remember when i was like ''GODIFUCKINGHATEKIKYOUTHATBITCH.'' but i actually HAD a reason to hate her, (Or dislike) if you JOINED, one of these so called clubs why? its not like, SAKURA, is standing there READING what you say about her, its not like she’s posting back saying ''WELL I HATE YOU GUYS TOO.'' because she can't she’s not REAL. She’s a bunch of lines.

i checked out a SAKURA HATERS CLUB, there’s one on here. and another one i found, and it was simply STUPID.

its like, a bunch of hicks and hillbillies, attacking people for no reason.

this came out, when a picture made by SAILOR USAGI-CHAN. she made a picture appearing to be KAGOME GETTING KILLED.' but it wasn't, it was a picture of kagome switching places with KIKYOU. but people where to crazy and going ''YEYKILLTHEBITCH!!.'' to understand the meaning of the picture. so i stepped up, and one person agreed with me, and another person called me a child for taking ''Kagomes'' Side. and I’m like o_o; I’m not taking anybody’s side, its stupid how you people arn't getting the VALUE of the picture.

Why?

Why waste your anger on a fictional thing?

If you disagree tell me, if you agree tell me i'll listen, as long as you don't flame me, then i'll just ignore you. Yes, another one of koii’s rants. >> I just had to get that out it was pestering me for a long ass time.

<<<<< 1. You sad koii is grounded?
2. Did you join a HATERS' club
3. What are you talking about? XD!
4. Koii LOVES YOU ALL!!

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Saturday, April 7, 2007



>.> How gay.

See you guys on the 17th. e.e;


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Wednesday, April 4, 2007


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How to make a Kokkoii-Matoku
Ingredients:

5 parts friendliness

5 parts crazyiness

5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!


Username:


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com



THE ALL MIGHTY KOII IS GOING TO TAKE HER PLACEMENT TEST TOMMOROO WISH KOII LUCK!

Well not almighty ^^= you know how silly i can be. ^0^ Koii is koii

Tommoroo i take my placement test to the junoir college i want to go! and also, this spring break, im going to look for a job >w< i mean it!

i really want to help my mom with the bills, and yeah, and pay for my own shit, and you know all that good stuff.

im drawing suki' i also noticed my friend ^^ doctormister has a girl named suki XD, so im like ''DONT STEAL HER NAME.'' and i was like ''Ooh.'' well you cant really steal a name, its if you steal there full name. like. ex. Nina Tucker XD from FMA. and i named someone nina tucker, that would be wrong right? yes it would be. but if i had a charater named Nina Richmond, that wouldn't be it, because i acucully really adore the name. NINA.

Im drawing pictures, i STILL OWE, you people shit :3 But please be calm, imma get it done soon.

Prom is coming up, im going with muh hubby.

Grudation is like FOUR WEEKS AWAY >w< im about to cry of joy, and happyness, and sadness.

cause that school SUCKS ASS.

and yeah.

^-^

ANIME CLUB was awsomse, XD im the prez. and we had a ''Get the fuck outta here spring break PARTAH.'' XD WE HAD PIZZA, AND WATCHED, DESERT PUNK.

it was fun, i love miss JEMI >w< she fucking rulez. and since my freshmen year, i've had the AC, founded by her cause she rox like that.

>>>>>>Questions of the Day!!<<<<<<<<<
1. How will you be at your Graduation?
2. Do you wish Koii, luck?
3. Do you wish me bad luck? XD 4. Do you have an anime club at your school? wanna learn how to start one? ^^=
5. ^-^ RANDOMNESS, FMA: Rosa, or Winrii?

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Monday, April 2, 2007



I WENT TO SEE!! THE LAST MIMZY!! IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL!!! DUDE, i loved it. me and my dad went to go see it and it was sooo good. I RECOMMIND IT! n.n now i wanna see Distrubia XD

me and my friend are working on a manga together ^^ no title yet but heres the sypopsis!! please dont steal anything! NEVERMIND! The title is called kyuuketsuki Genshou'' Which means ''Vampire Phenomenon(Icident, or orrorance, happening, or fact)

There is a vampire named Azri, who has taken an interested in a very peculiar girl who doesn’t EVEN BELIVE IN VAMPIRES! Determined to make her believe in them, and not think that there meeting that night was not a dream, so he forces her to live as a maid in his huge estate. Will it work? Or will suki always not believe vampires exist!

>>>>>>Questions of the day<<<<<<<
1. WHAT ANOTHER MANGA?
2. whats the lasy mimzy?
3. SQUEEE TO RANDOMNESS!!
4. Is vampire stories getting overrated?
5. my girls name is Shinjiru Suki (To beleive in love) Please dont steal >w 6. YEYNESS!!

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Sunday, April 1, 2007



whatever

DUDE, HAS ANYONE SEEN SAW?

ZOMG!! I STAYED UP TILL LIKE, 4 IN THE MORNING FINSHING THAT!

it was the SICKEST, crazest MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I had a dream about it.

o_o that was a CRACKED HEADED DREAM..XD. i didn't like it.

I was like, IF I EVER HAD TO CHOOSE ANY OF THEM, ID WANT THE ONE WITH THE, HEAD THING, where it locked onto your lips and can rip your jaw out, if not fast enough.

XD thats the MIDLY one i could do. i could not, FASTLY run threw BARIED WIRED,i could not CHOP OF MY FOOT.

so.

that leaves me with the midly easy one, that lets you..er...i think id' go queezy for stabbing...and grabbing threw organs...e.e; but..yeah..thats..the only ok one to do.

ZOMG.

seeing as how KOII hates SCARY MOVIES, that wasnt scary, and i didnt give me nightmares. which is good e.e

******Questions*******
1. Which dare would you do?
2. Saw is crazy?
3. RANDOMNESS!!! CHEESE OR CANDY!
4. RANDONESS!! CAKE OR PUDDING!



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Saturday, March 31, 2007



Dude, this fucking girl keeps HASSLING ME. everytime when i post something shes like MIMICING ME nad like ''SHUT UP KOKKOII, MY NUMBER ONE RULE IS, DONT LISTEN TO KOKKOII.'' and im like .....WTF get off my dick. e.e; (Thats a figure of speach but dude, READ THIS. )

I didnt do NOTHING TO THIS FUCKING GIRL. I NEVER SAW HER IN HER LIFE, AND SHE IS MESSING UP MY COMMENTS BOXES WITH HER UGLINESS.

http://fanart.theotaku.com/view.php?action=retrieve&id=163087

God LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, I SWEAR YALL, I SWEAR, IF SHE DOSNT LEAVE ME ALONE.

I'mma kill her.

Point blank.

XD

i hate people like that, she has the uglest heart in the world and UGH.

Can my friends help me out here? XD UGH! shes been doing this ever since she came here.




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