Thursday, July 14, 2005

   .:cries:. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MORE OUCH KABIBBLES!!!!!

PEOPLE!!! WHY DIES HARM FOLLOW ME WHEREVER I GO?!?!?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? Ok, .:deep breaths:. Ok, yesterday, I broke my toe. and it hurts, like a bitch. T_T Yeah, I was walkin and I stepped up and my foot smashed into the corner of the coffee table. Damned coffee table. I mean who puts a coffee table in a living room?? HONESTLY! but yeah, now its all swollen and black and blue and it looks NASTY!!! blech, lol. So yeah, In the process of 2 days, I managed to almost kill myself, get a HUMONGOUS bump on my head, slash open my foot, get attacked by my cat, Get a huge bump on my leg, and break my toe. .:sighs:. one of these days, I'm gonna wake up dead....lol. Anyhoo, here's the survey of the day. THE QUESTIONS THAT NO-ONE ASKS, AND SOME THEY DO... Created by natalieclaire and taken 1407 times on bzoink! Do you ever lick glass? ummm...no Is your phone on the charger? yes, all 5 of them Is your phones battery running low? probably What is your name? Paige Age? 15 Sex? Female Do you like to party? depends on my mood Is it cold over there? nope Where do you live? Minnesota Do you smell bad or good? i think I'm in between rigt now Have you taken out the garbage? nope What is your favourite question? haha..this one guy said this to me the other day and i loved it...he said... "Do you want to know how to sex with me?" Would you ever prostitute yourself? hell no Have you ever been abused by a loved one? yep This includes emotional abuse... yep Do you love yyour family? I love some, but hate some others Why? because some are jerks and others arent Do you have broadband? Does cable count? if so then yes Capitals or lower case? both Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute drug dealer sells drugs, prostitute sells sex Have you ever fucked a prostitute? nope and never will...blech Do you smoke like its going out of fashion? I used to Alcohol and drugs? No alcohol, but some drugs occasionally Are you thirsty? yeah actually....lmao Whats your grandfathers name? Donald Whats your best friends name? Travis Do you have a penis? no would you like one? sometimes....like when its "that time of the month" lol Are you a loser? lmao.....yeah Why do you take these silly surveys anyway? because I'm bored as hell YAY! QUESTION 31! YAY! .:hops up and down:. .:dances:. .:twirls:. .:twirls into a lamp:. .:falls and breaks her leg:. OUCH KIBIBBLES!!! Do you use the tab button? yep like right now as im taking this survery Do you type fast? yep Do you say whatever comes into your head? most of the time Do you like the smell of lawn clippings? yeah What is you fucking problem? which one?? I have many Are you a whingy little teenage fuck? sometimes What would you buy with 3 dollars and 50 cents? I'd give it to the Loch Ness Monster lmao.... .:South Park reference for those of you who LOVE south park like me! :. Is it legal for you to drink? nope Do you ever hold it when you need to urinate? yep Whats your stool like? ewwwwwwww How are you? im ok I guess Why are you hitting me? because I hate you Why do I ask stupid questions? Because youre a retard Bounty, Mars or Smarties? wtf is bounties? and smarties all the way biotch! Have you ever screamed out the wrong name while being fucked? nope Whats your eye color? teal yes.... no describe your feet in three words....... ugly....icky...sometimes smelly Are we there yet? NO NOW SHUT UP!!! DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!! How many of these surveys have you done anyway? like....5 Favourite position( EXCLUDING DOGGIE, so predictable...) Spread Eagle or missionary Do you do this "......" all the time? ................. yep Are you a bit silly? hehe...nope...im a LOT silly Will you please pour me a drink? hell no, get ityourself you crazy dutch bastard!!! Gotta light? yep hold on a second .:pulls out a lighter and sets the guy on fire:. SO NOW....HOWS THAT LIGHT??? lmao Where can we get on?......... hmmm....nowhere cuz you suck monkey! I dont want to drive too far....... well....all you have to do is drive yourself home and were good Tell me about the last time you stayed in a motel... last summer when I had to work at a place like 4 hours drive away from me When did you last have sex? yesterday Do you like the word "penetration"? hehehehehehe....funny word....lmao Nearly done, Whats your ideal poo? hmm....idk Whats your msn so I can add you? (just kidding!) do you seriously want it?? bcuz i dont care either way, im never on How often do you use the refresh button? not very often Will you please go out with me? I am such a desperate loser..... lmao...yes you are....and hell no! youre a desperate loser! lmao Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink! Toodles! ~*koga*~

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