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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

   The Story My Brother Told Me
( This is a story that I heard from my older brother. )
"Once upon a time, there was a man who had no horse, and no love. He lived up on top of a hill and had very little land and money. So one day, he decided to go down to the town and he got a horse..."
(At this point, I asked:)
"What, he bought it?"
"No, he stole it."
"Oh, okay."
"So, as I was saying, he took the horse back to his house on the hill; but he couldn't get any love from the horse, because it was a man-horse.
So he rode the horse into town and he bought some peanut-glands..."
"You mean, peanuts?"
"No! Shut up. Okay. So, he bought these peanut-seeds,"
"Peanuts ARE seeds."
"Shut up! So then, he took these peanut-glands- dammit, I mean seeds- and he planted them at his house. And he tried to grow them, but he couldn't. So one day, it rained, and all the peanut-seeds washed down the hill into the valley.
Now, in the valley was the Valley High School For Children, and, um, it was an all-girl's school, and the peanut-seeds impregnated them-"
"What?!"
"Shut UP!! I'm telling you a story, so just be quiet."
"Fine, sorry."
"-and all their parents were really angry, so they made him marry all of them. Now the guy wasn't much for bigamy, but he did it anyway, and by the end he had a horse and love. So the moral is, 'He couldn't grow the peanuts, but the peanuts helped him grow.'"
(I stared at him for a little while.)
"Oh... um, okay..."
"Right. That's it."
(Can anyone else make any sense of this story?! O__O)
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