Sunday, June 3, 2007
“One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.” ~Nancy Witcher Astor
Last night was interesting to say the least.
It began at a local community fund-raiser. I was a volunteer, though that word isn't really accurate. I have to do "community service" for my school or they won't let me graduate and they'll put me on the "dirtbag list" as my math teacher refers to it...he's kind of weird...
Anyway, back to the party. It was kind of boring at first: disco music, REALLY bad dancing, volunteer-off-limits-food.
But then golf carts were added to the mix.
Yeah, I don't have my permit, but that's okay!
It was my friends' and I's job to drive the guests back to the parking lot which was a ways away. Let's just say I rediscovered my dream of being a race car driver. Heheh.
So, that was fun until our golf cart BROKE!! I don't know what happened but it wouldn't go forward! I had to drive IN REVERSE ALL THE WAY BACK!!! It didn't have tail lights either. I dare say I've proved my worth as a golf cart driver.
Then when I finally got it back some drunk guy commandeered it and almost RAN SOME PEOPLE OVER!!!!
What a dumbass. ¬_¬
It wasn't so fun after that because practically EVERYBODY I drove was wasted and they were HORRIBLE SINGERS too.
I started getting really annoyed after awhile so I took the golf cart off the road across the lawn to the parking lot and tried to go as fast as I could. It was really bumpy but they ended up enjoying it anyway, which kind of ruined it for me.
I'll never understand why people willingly make fools out of themselves.
I swear to God I'll never drink.