Tuesday, September 4, 2007

ah those little muthafuckin school days.
i have my first back to skewl tomorrow... My freshman year in highschool.... wow.. it doesn't feel like it actually, i keep remembering i have school tomorrow and then i jutst get all sad and depressed about it, its disgusting... it doesnt even feel like summer vacation is over yet i feel like i'm still in July... and i have a feeling it wont stop feeling like that until winter.... yeahh and i still dont have a scanner... and i still pissed about that too.... ew.

Im usually so exicted about going back to school to see my friends, new teachers and everythings nice and happy and everyone has sunshine shoves up their asses until the teachers start giving out homework.... but for some reason i really dont give two shits about it... i think it was because last year kinda sucked... i had none of my friends in my classes and then when i made friends i was moved out of the class, and then most of the teachers were bitches...
Ms.Inad (wont give out their real names) was so bitchy and thought she was soo cool when no one liked her.
Mr.Hads was appart of the military and he was kinda scary when he was pissed off... all of the students would try to hide in their seats when he yelled... but he was pretty cool, it was easy to talk to him... kinda and yah felt safe in his class when we had bomb threats and lockdowns.
Then there's Mrs.Sep she got pregnant and left early in the year (she was one of the only ones i liked) and then we got like 8 different teachers during the years, including Mr.Dude(i'll talk about him in a sec.) and Mr.Leab...
Now Mr.Leab was alright but highly religious... he hated my friend because she was Atheist, i was about to slap that bizitch for that, but instead i acted like a bitchy smart ass and slept in his class and since i was like amazing in that subject i would teach the class... expecially when substitutes where there.. it was funny because all i did was sleep, draw and teach in that class and i still got amazing grades. Then at the end of the year the man snapped and threw a chair during one of his classes... then the school tried to feed us this bullshit about him "leaving because of family matters" MY FUCKIN ASS HE LEFT BECAUSE OF "FAMILY MATTERS!!" HE LEFT BECAUSE THE SCHOOL FIRED HIS SORRY ASS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANNA GET SUED BY A PARENT FOR CAUSING A DANGEROUS ENVIORMENT IN THE CLASS. THREE KIDS WERE INJURED BECAUSE OF HIM!
Then there was Ms.Sofe, Oh my gawd... she was such a push over, she just got out of school and she was teaching already, SHE HAD NO CONTROL OF THE CLASS! and it really wasnt her fault we really had a crappy class, they would do anything they want and wouldnt care about the consequences. Then she quit(or was she fired?)because it was just too much for her.... then we had the bitches thing known to man kind... Ms.Grath...
Nobody liked Ms.Grath, she was like Ms.Inad on to a fullout new extreme of bitchyness... If you thought i was a bitch, you wouldn't want to meet her... she made me look like a fairy princess, which she called everyone she'd be like. "did yah get that Princess?" in a really snotty bitchy tone you wanted to slap her for. In fact a few times i would have to straighten her out. Because she was making one of my friends one time during class and it was going on for a while and then i rose my hand and i was like "shouldn't you be teaching instead of insulting us? isn't THAT what your paid for?" she gave me and look and i just raised my eyebrow. She didn't like me after that, because again i would get good grades and i would sleep in her class... i didn't even bother to help anyone if i meant i was helping her.... bitch could just choke on her ditsyness. i mean she would go on and flirt with other guy teachers and act all dumb, i remember our school was having buffalo wings for lunch and she was in front of me in the lunch line and then she asked the lunch lady. "why do they call them buffalo wings? buffaloes dont have wings..." and before you say, she was probably joking; she wasn't she actually meant it and you could tell by her facial expression. At first the lunch lady thought she was joking so she laughed a little but Ms.Grath didn't she was actually dead serious. Then she eventually left, she didn't tell anyone that she was gonna leave though... i dont think she'd like to give us that joy. but that one day when all her stuff was gone and so was she. All of her students rejoiced and broke out in song, sining "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!" that was one of the greatest days that year, everyone had sunshine shoved up their asses... and they liked it.
And last but not least... Mr.Dude.... by far the best teacher i had that year... even though he was a smart ass.... but i guess i liked him because he reminded me of myself i was in his position... At first i really didn't like him, he was originally a long term teacher for Mrs.Sep. But then he went to substitute for the 7th graders. He would pop in now and then. I remember distinctively one day i was in Ms.Grath's class and i begged him to be teach instead of her(by the way... she was still in the classroom when i said this) then about a month later... there he was... teaching..... he was our new teacher for that class. and i was like... "shit, i never thought he'd actually teach, i didn't like him that much to begin with!!" but then after a while i learned to like him... we'd start yelling at each other, and we'd just start stuff in the middle of class. It was fun..... but yeah i wont miss it...

yeahh there's my little rant about school, enjoy.
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