Saturday, February 25, 2006

And here we go!
Ok, I'm off to the mall today! YAY OFF CAMPUS! I thin I'd kill someone if I don't get away. Watched Ghost in a shell SAC with the anime club...and played some ddr, on top of my bussy day. don't believe it was bussy? I got a phone call at 6am (wrong number) had Yoga at 7:30-8:30, Breakfast (9:00-9:30), Geology at 9:30 to 10:30, work from 10:30 till 11:30, Enviornmetal phsycology at 11:30 till 12:30, lunch from 12:30-1:30, work from 1:30 to 3:30, dinner at 4:30 till 5, anime at 6 till 9, ddr for 10 min (my eye hurt) and showererd. I'm exasted. But enough about me. Here's some foxglen. same rules as yesterday. go to the website! (or not.) this is the new naruto chapter; enjoy!

(A.N.L.: We discovered that we had been using OMK instead, because it flows better, sorry people, we are now OWK (OhWaK))
“You’ve got to press it on you!...”

“BLACK!” Shouted Death to no avail, as the fox shook her stuff to the beat. “Ok, I give up. Red, will you please get her attention?”

As Black danced her way past the wolf, Red yipped a “Sure!” right as she pulled off the headset and stuck it on her ears, “…She’s coming out, coming out, coming out, it’s DARE!”

“Hey! I was listening to that!”

“Oh, so I take it you’re packed then, Oh-mighty leader?” quipped Shadow, hefting her bag onto her shoulders.

“No. No I’m not.”

“Then what on earth were you doing! Even Red’s all packed!”

“Relax….”

“We’re leaving in 10 minutes!”

“I’ve got it all under control.” She snapped her fingers, “Jawbreaker! Be a doll and pack for me, will you?”

“But but….!”

“Or did you forget that when you’re human, you belong to me?”

“Fine!” grumbled the Dragon-boy, knowing better then to argue, as he ran off to pack.
It was a great surprise to Kakashi when they showed up after him at the gate, however. It had been decided, after considerable property damage to the village had occurred during a rousing game of “ninja”, that it would be best to take the wayward visitors to Gara in the hidden village of Sand. It wasn’t even like it had been a particularly violent game, either. The whole thing got out of hand when the game entered its third hour, and the OWK team got a little….excited. Later, when the investigation started, it was discovered that the team had downed a bottle each of Sake, four gallons of energy increasing drinks by the name “Vamp” and two pounds of candy while hiding within the first two hours of the game. The results, or total chaos, were deemed inevitable by the medics who were forced to calm the group using whatever means necessary.

It wasn’t a shock that no one had bothered to tell Gara about his soon-to-be guests yet. The whole party consisted of the OWK, as was to be expected, as well as a few others from Konoha. Originally, it was supposed to just be the transients and Jiraiya, but then problems started to crop up. See, Black wouldn’t leave without Kakashi, Red had attempted to pack a hogtied Naruto, Shadow and Crow wouldn’t budge without Sasuke, and Sakura wasn’t about to be left behind. As it was deemed that they would get into more trouble, and Tsunade still didn’t trust the OWK, two other teams were added. These teams were comprised of Kiba and Akamaru, Rock Lee, Hinata, Shikamaru, Neji, and lastly, Choji. It was hoped that with so many Leaf ninja going with them the OWK would be forced to behave. Of course, the OWK were hoping that with more people coming, there would be more chances for fun…

No sooner then the OWK show up then the whole lot were rushed out the gate. Naturally, the Kohana ninja wanted to get to the sand village as fast as humanly possible, but unfortunately that wasn’t going to happen. The moment that everyone started speeding up one of our fun-loving nut-jobs would disappear. Either Crow refused to be rushed and would stop dead, or Red and Jawbreaker would go off on their own. Death took a breather and got drunk, while shadow stopped to read her book. Death’s minion saw a cool bird and just had to stop and draw it, and Black kept trying to get Kakashi’s mask off. This forced the group into a bit of a fast walk, or in the case of Red and Black, a walk while dancing. It was estimated that it would take the group 2 whole days to get to the village. Two very boring days at that, since it was unwise to stop at any towns, for fear of what might happen. To the town, that is. Jiraiya was not happy about this as night feel.

“Oh…I’m sure if we stopped in that village over there, I’m sure I could investigate. See if there was any word on this Spicy guy…..” he whined.

Naruto growled at his mentor, “More like flirt with the pretty girls, Ero-senie.”

Quite naturally, the song Black Fox had been listening to ended just as the conversation started, and she got pissed, “What, we’re not pretty enough for you?” she smiled, a dangerous glint in her eyes.

Sweat dropping, the old pervert backed up, “no no, it’s not that at all….It’s just, I like my women with a bit more….”

“Finish that sentence and die, Pervert.” snarled Black, bulling out a Kuni.

“Relax, Black…..you know what he means….” sighed Red, walking over to Black she stated to whisper in her ear, “……and then…….with…….and bada-ba-boom…. Shadow, Death, come here…..”

“Somehow I get the feeling they’re up to something.”
“I hate camping out. It’s so troublesome.” Shikamaru muttered, looking on as Sasuke started the fire. It wasn’t full dark as of yet, but everyone was ready for a bite to eat. “Hey….where’d those girls go?”

“Huh? Don’t tell me we’ve lost them again…” Started Kakashi, “Naruto, Sasuke, help me look for them….you three wouldn’t know anything about this, would you?” he turned to Crow, JB and DM.

“Now!” shouted JB. The Leaf ninja immediately got ready for an attack, thinking that the OWK had turned on them, which really wasn’t that much of a stretch, but in this case, they happened to be way off base. Music filled the clearing as the four missing girls came out from the trees. Death and Shadow dropped down while Red and Black walked out from behind some trees. Each of them was dressed like a gasha girl in full kimonos with their hair done up, face paint, and the works. As the girls walked toward the ninja in a strait line, I’m too sexy started to play. Each of the femme fatales strutted their stuff, slowly striping. First the makeup, then the hair, followed by the Kimonos. Underneath, each woman, for that was most defiantly what they were, had a different outfit on. Black had her Skintight leather shorts and shirt. Death had on a short tank top and baggy low-riding pants. Shadow was in a slinky see-through-ish top with very short shorts. Red was wearing a tube-top and skintight pants with vertical tears in them. All in all, these girls looked HOT, and they knew it.

At the end of the song, the girls crowded around Jiraria, and Black asked the question, “Hot enough for you?” They grinned. The look on his face was priceless. While everyone crowded around, talking excitedly and asking what that was all about, no one noticed a figure detatch itself from the shadows, steal over to the supplies, grab something and depart.

(A.N.L.: Yes, I know it was cheesy. But you gotta admit, the dace was good, people! Anyway, might be a while before the next Naruto chap. Also, there is a new all original chap up as well. Go read it.)

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