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Wednesday, July 13, 2005
I'm gonna kill somebody, and I'm gonna enjoy the fuck out of it.
This ain't a song for the broken hearted.
A silent prayer for faith-departed.
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd,
You're gonna hear my voice when i shout it out loud!
IT'S MY LIFE!
It's now or never.
I ain't gonna live forever.
I just wanna live while I'm alive.
IT'S MY LIFE!
My heart is like an open highway.
like Frankie said, I did it my way!
I just wanna live while I'm alive.
IT'S...MY...LIFE!
Yeah, pops. Real fuckin' good. Useless, am I? Ain't worth a damn, am I?
Well, I might not be old an' respectable enough to be useful in YOUR book, but I'm pretty damn good at makin' people hurt. I got a life! My life! An' you ain't takin' it from me!
Give me four more months, pop, and your ass is gonna be grass. |
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Friday, June 17, 2005
*steals from Lady K*
1. Who did you last get angry with? : My dad.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Either a pair of .451 mags or a pair of kodachi.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Only in extreme situations.
4. How about of the same sex?: All the fuckin' time.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Pop, for no reason.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Morons.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Depends. Mostly, I keep 'em
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Meditate.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Can't say, but I've slept for fifty-seven hours straight.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Hrm....Anne.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "Damn, that sucks. I SWEAR I was tapping the button faster than that."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?: Yes. Now we have a George Foreman grill.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Good workout? Yesterday.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Don't have one. My damn sister stole it.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Cherry Italian soda
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Three Gentleman Jacks.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spice it up, baby!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?: No.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Two.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: One.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: No.
4. Have you "done it"?: Yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Eyes and hair.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Not had to, but I did it just to make sure.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Gametrader.
3. If you had £1 million, what would you do with it?: Spend it on getting a license, a place to stay, and a job.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich. but that doesn't mean I'd use the shit. I want my kids to learn independence. And go to college.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Hell no.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Once, when I was five.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Erk....easily over a thousand.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Writing a descriptive essay about various class-system related problems in the U.S.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: *grudgingly* They're proud I'm not them.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Become a father, an officer of the law, and a loving husband. Not in that order, of course...
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: As long as I had fun, no.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Can't measure gaming skill, or writing ability, so no.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Only on games I've aready beaten twice.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I managed not to deck a guy for being anal about Batman Begins being a crappy movie.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: ...Friends.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: Nobody. I'm happy where I am, and wouldn't change a thing. Except maybe where my girlfriend lives.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Nobody.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: More times than I prefer to count.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yes. Emerald eyes, not black ones.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: A stronger will.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: *flat stare* No.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Anger. It helps me in my fights. |
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Thursday, June 9, 2005
Prologue: Tears of Fire
He wept. Tears of hot anger, pooling at his knees as he cursed the gods above that did this to him. Tears of pure, molten blasphemy that mingled with the falling, tainted tears of the heavens. His screams of rage, the cries of a torn soul, echoing deafly against the backdrop of the staccato rainfall impacts.
It wasn't death that did this to him. Not death as morality, as society sees it. It was the death of hope. Betrayal, by the gods, by his friends. Or perhaps it had all been a lie. His tears, unseen against the onslaught of the gently falling rains, flowed from eyes that now narrowed, eyes that now bore the trademark of the inner demon called Vengeance.
But it hadn't always been so...
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"MATTHEW! HURRY UP!! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUTTA BED AND DO THE DAMN DISHES!!!"
A groan accompanied the ever-present screams of Jack Talbain. His eldest son, Matthew, shook the last vestiges of sleep from his eyes. He sat up, forgetting, as he did every morning, that he slept on the bottom bunk of a half-unused bunk-bed. A round of brutal swearing, enough to make sailors blush, ensued as he nursed the top of his head. Another round of swearing ensued as his movements disturbed the bandages on his bruises.
He sighed as he finally settled into a semi-painless state of being. That being wrapped in his quilt on the floor of his bedroom. He straightened, stood, and yawned, carefully removing the baggy jeans and boxers around his hips as he stepped into the shower down the hall. Ignoring the sting of the hot water permeating his bandages, ignoring the stabs of agony the water forced through him as it sluiced over his wounds, he focused on cleaning himself to the best of his ability. Opening his black eyes, however, he could no longer ignore any of it. The red blood tingeing the water pink was too much, even for him.
His dry heaves ceased after five minutes, and he climbed from the shower, his hair hanging limp and black against his forehead. The tint of pink in the suds that tenaciously clung to his hair evident, he gave an angry shake of his head and bent to cleaning the shower of the blood still in evidence.
An hour later, Matthew Kitsen Talbain sat down to breakfast, ignoring rather expertly the yells of his father. His tight blue jeans, plain gray t-shirt, and blue-jean jacket covered enough of his body to hide the new bandages already turning bloody. He cried inwardly, hating his life and all that was in it.
He stood up and hastily cleaned the dishes before his father had another excuse to yell and scream. At him. As he finished the task, he grabbed his housekey and left the apartment, grabbing a bagel on the way ou and ignoring the waking-sounds of his older sister, the twenty-two year old June, and his younger siblings, the fourteen year old Lynn and the nine year old Henri. Matthew, seventeen himself, rushed down the street to the bus stop, chewing his bagel hastily and paying the fare when the bus came. He smiled as his stop neared. He thanked the conductor, exited the bus, entered the NetCafe, ordered a calming cherry Italian soda, and logged onto his stations instant messenger.
Matthew's hobbies during the summer were admittedly few. Mostly, he read books and exercised. occasionally, he would play video games with his three best friends: Mark, 18; Chris, 16, and Val, 17. Otherwise, he wrote and dreamed. Until the night he met HER.
He'd been online in the cafe, searching for a book on his favorite HotStop website, when he decided he could just look for the book elsewhere. He was about to log off when he, out of the blue, checked the city map and cross-referenced it with a search for "Helltiger". A single hit, a news article expanding on the city wondering when the Helltiger would "grace" Pool Hall, a famous city bar, with his presence. Matt smiled, idling tracing the striped scar on his cheek that had earned him that pitfighting tag.
The search had taken up his time beyond his original intentions. As he turned to log off, he realized he was still on the HotStop forum site. He almost clicked the little "x" when her message came in.
FireflySprite12: Umm...hi.
And he replied.
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Admittedly, it hadn't been the smartest thing to do, accepting that message and opening the way for his walls to fall. But with her gone, it didn't matter anymore what the past said.
It only mattered what his eyes would say. What those narrowed slits would say once he found his target.
Jack would pay. Jack, Nicole, everyone would pay. Everyone responsible for taking her from him...
His hand clenched, brushing against his father's discarded Shogun .45 special. A cruel, hard edge formed along the ethereal blade of his eyes.
And still the tears of his white-hot fury fell, mingling with the remorse of the heavens as his soul cried out for her, his body and heart aching for hers, even as his mind began to form his unyielding revenge. Still, through the rage, the shame, and the cold, the tears fell.
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So whatcha think? Something I'm writing up in my spare time. Thought you guys might like to see the preview. One chapter at a time, though. |
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Guild Wars.....
I have been spending so much time playing that game that i've begun responding to the tag "Talbain Wolfkin" in real life. The game fukin' rules. Now, if only I could find a way to break the level 20 limit without expansions or loooooooong periods of waiting for those asses to give me some TRUE power to look forward to for my Lv.7 Ranger/Warrior, then I will be truly happy.
Other than that, I'm very, very much in love. *kiss* I love you very much, sweetheart. I am in ....decent... health. Don't ask me to elaborate. I spend more time reading books than playing video games (even Guild Wars...yikes!) and I have access once more to FF.net.
Yesh, life is good. Now, if only I could figure out the best way to get Red Hare's saddle on DW4 and gt a copy of DW5, my life will be complete.
Other than the REALLY strong urge to travel a great distance and spend quality time of many sorts with my girl....life's great.
SUMMER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005
I'm back...for the summer, anyhow.
| Back. Not much to say. Just....I'm alive. |
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Saturday, April 9, 2005
Breaking the Habit...
Memories consume, like opening the wound.
I'm picking me apart again...
Yeah. Life sucks, and I just realized mine shouldn't be the way it is.
I'm seriously thinking of abandoning my dream of becoming a father. What if I end up just like my own? What if I hurt my children?
I can't bear that.
Oh, yeah. No internet for a while to come. Sorry. Gotta go. |
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Sunday, March 6, 2005
Wanna die, don't know why...
Well, that's a lie. I do know why. I just....I'm in denial and a half now. My friends all have to be damn careful not to say Jamie or I get depressed and pained. I started crying in class Friday, fer christ's sake.
Oh, yeah, I'm STILL not gonna be online much. I still don't have net at home. Blah.
Love you all, bye. |
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Thursday, February 10, 2005
Broken...
A couple of songs describe how I feel right now...
Metallica's "Fade to Black"...
Life, it seems, will fade away
Drifting farther every day.
Getting lost within myself,
Nothing matters, no one else.
I have lost the will to live,
Simply nothing more to give.
There is nothing more for me,
Need the end to set me free.
Things aren't what they used to be
Missing one inside of me.
Deathly lost, this can't be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel!
Emptiness is filling me,
To the point of agony.
Growing darkness, taking dawn.
I was me, but now he's gone.
No one but me can save myself
But it's too late!
Now I can think, think why I should even try!
Yesterday seems as though It never existed.
Death greets me warm,
Now I will just say goodbye!
....and Trace Adkin's "Help Me Understand"
Once, in a lifetime...
You'll open up your heart.
Baby, once in your lifetime...
You'll swear to never be apart.
You think your love's on solid ground,
Then outta the blue, it all comes tumblin' down.
Who's gonna hold me tonight,
When I'm feelin' lonely.
Who's gonna show me the light,
'Cause I need to know
With all the things we got,
How can love just stop?
Tell me, somebody help me understand...
And my picture,
In your locket.
What will you do with it now?
All our friends,
And all our memories.
Tell me how we sort them out.
What's yours is yours,
What's mine is mine.
Is that all that's left, after all this time?
Who's gonna hold me tonight,
When I'm feelin' lonely.
Who's gonna show me the light,
'Cause I need to know
With all the things we got,
How can love just stop?
Tell me, somebody help me understand!
Why I'm not a part of your plan,
And you don't need me anymore!
Help me understand
Why I still wanna be where you are,
Even though I know in my heart
That you don't love me anymore!
Who's gonna hold me tonight,
When I'm feelin' lonely.
Who's gonna show me the light,
'Cause I need to know
With all the things we got,
How can love just STOP?
Tell me, somebody help me understand...,
Well...that's all for today's update. I've been cryin' nearly nonstop for a week and a half. But...I'm closin' this chapter of my life. I don't know if I'll ever open it again. I'm gonna pretty much do what Jamie did, and move on. |
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Monday, February 7, 2005
Settling in for a lonely Valentine's Day
My net's still down, by all rights, I'm single, and I have no phone...
Just letting all my adoring fans I'm still alive. V-day sucks. |
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Another stolen quiz...
001. What is your name? John
002. Spell your name backwards: Nhoj
003. Date of birth: 12/1/87
004. Male or female? Male
005. Astrological sign: Sagittarius
006. Nicknames: Pecan, Kit, Schock, J., Hunter, Kitsune, Fox, Matt, 'Mune.
007. Occupation? Student
008. Height: 5'9''
009. Weight: Around 155lbs.
010. Hair color: Black
011. Eye color: Dark brown/black
012. Where were you born? Metairie, La.
013. Where do you reside now? Metairie, La.
014. Age: 17.
015. Screen names: SerenadesMinuet, RedMuramasa
016. E-mail addy: HunterDarkKnight@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? Bloody legendary Japanese sword
018. What is your lj name? Kit Talbain
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? >_>
020. Pets: None.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? Didn't have a cake.
022. Piercings? None
023. Tattoo's? None
024. Shoe size: 8.5/9
025. Righty or lefty? Righty.
026. Wearing: Paint-stained jeans, green longsleeve shirt, boxers, socks, New Balance.
027. Hearing: Crush 40 - What I'm Made Of (Sonic Heroes)
028. Feeling: Lonely and needful of Jamie.
029. Eating/drinking: Scotch, on the rocks. Seriously. Alright, alright, plain ol' coke.
~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? Including parents....10.
063. How many people have you been in love with? Erm....8.
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? No
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? No
116. Are your parents divorced? Yes
117. Do you have step parents? No
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Not that I know of....
119. If so for what? -
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? No
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? "If You Ever Stop Loving Me", by Montgomery Gentry...
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? Backstreet Boys....
123. What's the best cd you own? A romance mix of my own creation.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? Any Britney Spears song. And Eminem's "Superman".
125. Do you sing in the shower? Depends.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? "Everything I Do (I Do it For You)", and "You Had Me From Hello", and "If You Ever Stop Loving Me", and "It's Your Love"...
~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
(...This feels awkward.)
127. Pink: 'I'm comin' out, so you better get this party started'
128. Aerosmith: ‘I don't wanna miss one kiss. I just wanna be with you, right here with you, just like this...'
129. Madonna: 'Guess I'll die, another day'
130. Korn: ‘Feeling like a Freak on a Leash’
131. Backstreet Boys: 'Don't care who you are, where you're form, don't care what you did, as long as you love me.'
132. The Beatles: ‘You've got to admit, it's getting better’
133. Sublime: Never heard of 'em
134. J.Lo: ‘Love don’t cost a thing’
135. *Nsync: ‘'Til the day my life is through, this I promise you...'And I mean it, Jamie.
136. Limp Bizkit: ‘No one knows what it's like...’
137. Britney Spears: NO thanks.
138. Creed: 'I just heard the news today. Seems my life is gonna change...'
139. Enrique Iglesias: ‘Now I'm letting go....there is something I think you should know. I won't be leavin' your side, we're gonna dance through the night...’
140. Good Charlotte: ‘I just wanna live’
141. Christina Aguilera: No thanks.
142. Eminem: ‘I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't then why would I say I am?'
143. New Found Glory: ‘Tonight it's very clear, as we're both lying here, there's so many things I wanna say.’
144. Kelly Clarkston: Can't remember
145. Kelly Osbourne: Nope
146. Mandy Moore: Nu-uh
147. Eve: Who?
148. Aaliyah: Not off the top o' my head.
149. Nelly: NO way in hell.
150. Alicia Keys: ....
151. Incubus: Sorry.
~Favorites~
152. Color: Green.
153. Food: Lots
154. Song: EVerything I Do (I Do it For You)
155. Show: CSI
156. school subject: Science, now.
157. Band/singer: Metallicaams
158. Animal: Wolf
159. Outfit: Whatever I damn well feel like wearing
160. Radio station: 101.1 WNOE (FM)
161. Movie: Dragonheart
162. Pair of shoes: Combats
163. Cartoon: .......
164. Actor: Sean Connery
165. Actress: Catherine Zeta Jones
166. Potato chip: Ranch
167. Drink: Pepsi
168. Alcoholic drink: Scotch and whiskey (mixed)
169. Holiday: Christmas
170. Perfume/cologne: Stetson
171. Pizza topping: Sauce.
172. Jello flavor: Don’t eat it
173. Lunch meat: ....Yer shittin' me, right?....turkey....
174. Board game: Ehm...Life
175. Video game: Resident Evil 4
176. Website: OtakuBoards.com
177. Book: Loves Music, Loves to Dance
178. Computer game: Neverwinter Nights
179. Number: 7
180. Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
181. Comedian: Robin Williams, Chris Rock, George Carlin
182. Dessert: DOn't have one
183. Disney character: ...Todd, from Fox and the Hound
184. Clothing store: American Eagle
185. Passtime: Writing, daydreaming about my future with Jamie.
186. Teacher: Ms. Skiles
187. Childhood toy: Aris, my old teddy....*sniffles*
188. Carnival game/ride: The Zipper
189. Candy bar: Snickers
190. Magazine: ....Cosmo....
191. Salad dressing: Ranch, Italian
192. Thing to do on the weekend:Think of my future with Jamie.
193. Hot drink: K'lah, my own invention. Sorta.
194. Season: Summer
195. Sport to watch: Motocross
196. Person to talk to online: Jamie, then Alice, then Lei, then Anne, then Kei
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? White
198. What color are your bedroom walls? White
199. Do you have posters on your wall? Yesh
200. If so of what? Amy the Hedgehog, Metal Gear Solid 3
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? No
202. How many pillows are on your bed? Three
203. What do you normally sleep in? What I wore at home that day
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: Jeans and a t-shirt
205. What size bed do you have? Single bunkbed
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Bunk
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Yesh
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I lost Jamie and went to Texas for a a dancing teacher to help me forget it...'swhat I get for listening to Bailamos on loop while I sleep.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? ...Only when I get lonely
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? One...two if they don't mind holding each other really tight.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Upside down, a couple of times.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? No
214. Do you snore? Only in class. *grin*
215. How about drool? Occasionally
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yes.
217. What color is the carpet in your room? Beige
218. What's under your bed? Nothing. *gasp!*
~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: Mountains
220. Donuts/bagels: Donuts.
221. Day/night: Night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: East
223. Heaven/hell: Erm...
224. Make love/have sex: Make love
225. Coffee/tea: Coffee.
228. Britney/Christina: Neither
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: American
230. Real World/Road Rules: Hate MTV
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: *Nsync...
232. Silver/gold: Silver.
233. Nike/Adidas: Nike
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell
235. Sweet/sour: Sour.
236. Punk/emo: Emo.
237. Hot/cold: Hot.
238. Winter/summer: Summer
239. Spring/fall: Spring.
240. Operas/plays: Play.
241. Read/watch tv: Read
242. Cd's/tapes: CDs
243. Dvd's/vhs: DVD.
244. Old/new: New.
245. Shorts/skirts: Neither
246. Pink/red: Red.
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Colored.
248. Meat/vegetables: Meat.
249. Mexican food/Chinese food: Chinese.
250. Commercials/infomercials: Neither, damnit
251. Scary movies/comedies: ...Romance
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Depends on who's wearing it.
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Tennis shoes
254. Dogs/cats: Cats
255. Unicorns/fairies: ...Ninetails. :p
256. Water/land: Water.
257. Sugar/spice: Spice.
258. Black/white: Black
259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: Beef.
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: Neither
262. Cars/trucks: ...Motorcycles!
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: BIIIIIG Pretzels
265. Hip/hop: *shoots*
266. Passionate kiss/peck: All of 'em
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: Neither
268. Back rub/foot massage: Back rub
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Frames
270. Pens/pencils: Pencils
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: Die.
272. Virgins: Lucky them
273. God: Really, really ignores me
274. The Osbournes: ....
275. Reality TV: Dislike it....immensely
276. J.Lo: BIIIIITCH.
277. Religion: No comment.
278. Emo music: It's okay.
279. Valentine's Day: Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie...*stops doodling 'Jamie' all over my notebook*...eheh....
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: *coughs*
281. Homosexuals: FIGHT THE POWER, FRIENDS!!!
282. Abortion: Pro-Life
283. Inter-racial relationships: Good for you.
284. Murder: Makes for great stories.
285. Death: A good friend of mine.
286. Obesity: Meh
287. Pre-marital sex: I'm okay with it, but then, I WAS fourteen...
288. Terrorism: Gimme a sec, I need to pull my daggers out of the corpse of the last guy who said that...
289. Pornography: Yuck
290. Fortune tellers: Fake
291. Threesomes: ...Sorry. Not that kinda guy.
292. Prostitution: No way in hell.
293. Politics: Hate 'em
294. Country music: I love it
295. George W. Bush: ...Is it G.W.B. season yet? *cocks shotgun hopefully*
296. Cloning: Why not?
297. Britney's boobs: Change more often than my dad's mood.
298. Gas prices in America: Fuckin' skyrocketing...
~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: Pop
300. Tiffany: Jewels
301. Ben: Stein's Money!
302. Maria: Alucard
303. Jennifer: Ron's ex
304. Nicole: Kidman
305. Amy: First girlfriend
307. Richard: Nutcase uncle
308. Justin: DIE, TIMBERLAKE!!!!!
309. Arnold: Conan.
310. Tom: Great Escape
311. Melissa: Cousin
312. Charlotte: Peanuts (don't ask if you don't know Gold Diggers)
313. Harold: *snicker*
314. John: Me...
315. Joel: *blank*
316. Vanessa: *cough*Bitch*cough*
317. Michelle: Hart. I love Capcom...
318. Kevin: Beast kingdom...
319. Brent: *snicker*
320. Jake: *slams into a wall*
321. Billy: Headache, pain...AGONY!!!!
322. Sarah: Connor
323. Natalie: Jamie's friend
324. Christi: Moore...don't ask
325. Nick: Juvie half-brother
326. Linda: Grande
327. Taylor: Landis
328. Jordan: River
329. Jamie: The girl I need and love most.
330. Adrian: Paul, Highlander!
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