Monday, October 10, 2005

Pretty funny...

You Know You're Addicted to Dragonball Z When... You can recite every word of the original Japanese DBZ episodes/movies by heart. You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. You scream, beg, whine, plead for your parents to order the (expensive!!) Dragon Ball Z games for your Playstation, then when all else fails you threaten to do a Big Bang and blow up the planet. You're convinced the Dragon Balls DO exist, and you begin saving up your allowance to go on a quest to find them. You stand outside screaming "NIMBUS!!" at night (after all, you wouldn't want to embarass your parents by doing it during the day, would you?) You instantly pummel ANYONE who says Vegeta has a receeding hairline. You take a martial arts class and ask the instructor when Gregory andd Bubbles will be arriving, then pout and demand to speak to King Ki. You check every morining to see if you've sprouted a tail. You buy a plastic toy sword, strap it to your back, and tell anyone who asks that Tabion the Brave gave it to you, then look at them like they're crazy when they ask who that is. You freak out when you have chicken-pox / measels because you think that all that pink skin means you're turning into Frieza. You suddenly become a vegetarian and eat nothing but carrots, rice, and other vegetables. You secretly try to grow Senzu Beans and believe you are succeeding. You ended up in the hospital because you severely injured your muscles trying to do a Ginyu pose. You make yourself a perfect replica of Saiyan armour for Halloween.....then refuse to take it off. You've actually convinced your friends that you met the Dragon Ball Gang last night for drinks. You name your cat Karin, and nod wisely whenever it meows at you. You've almost popped a vein in your forehead trying to will yourself to fly. You learned to use a computer just so you could look at all those neat DBZ pictures. You then refer to your computer desk as you "Capsule Corp. Lab". You go outside at night, stare longingly at the stars, and sing; Someday My Princce Will Come. You know that Vegeta and all the other DBZ characters would find you supremely cool and want to hang out with you. You refuse you go near your freezer. You refer to your mom as Chichi (when she isn't within earshot). You're famous throughout your city for the time when you actually tried to stop a bank robbery with your Kamehameha (and maybe your actually succeeded!) You failed biology class because of your diagram of a Cell. Whenever there's a severe storm, you nod wisely and say, "Someone's calling the Dragon...." You can actually spout off a surprising number of phrases in Japanese. You've gotten up a five a.m. every morning just to watch the replay of the DBZ episode that was on yesterday....even though you already saw it ten times! During full moons you stand outside screaming until you pass out. Even if you're in high school and you're a girl, your parents still shop for your birthday and Christmas presents in the same aisle that they shop in for your little eight-year-old brother....the action figure aisle. You took home ec. class because you were determined to become a better cook than Chichi. You took sewing class to learn how to make a cuddly little Vegeta plush toy. You blast down anyone who insults your Saiyan pride. When you laugh, you say, "Kameha-ha-ha-ha!" You burst into tears when a character, ANY character dies, regardless of Dragon Ball Availability You almost drowned because you stood in the path of an approaching tidal wave, convinced that your Genki Dama summouned it to you You giggle hysterically when you're told to eat your vegetables. You begged, pleaded, bribed, and finally beat the crap out of your younger brother for his Burger King Piccolo DBZ toy, and you don't even LIKE Piccolo You lose sleep over wondering about Frieza's sexual orientation, possibly due to nightmares You *try* to wrap yourself around your computer, purring contentedly whenever a dbz related download finishes Your thumbs are sore, cracked, and bleeding but you finally managed to beat DB Ultimate Battle 22 without dying ONCE! You attacked the guy at the hardware store who looks like Nappa and almost gave him a concussion in your excitement to demand where Vegeta was You've gotten kicked out of church for standing up in the middle of a funeral and yelling "HEY!!! LET'S JUST GO GET THE DRAGON BALLS!!" You're convinced that Japan actually has a secret fourth DB series, and they just aren't sharing You're ALSO convinced that you hold the potential to create another DB series if only Toriyama would return your phone calls You went into shock when they introduced Frieza's family, then immediately began putting in calls to Jerry Springer about lipstick wearing midgets with english, uncaring giant fathers You're almost convinced yourself your toaster could POSSIBLY have been made by Dr Gero and therefore has android possibility Deathly sick and exhausted, you STILL managed to chase down, in the rain, after four hours the dog who ran off with your Kuririn action figure You spend hours making a power pole in your woodshop class You watch the weather channel for signs of nimbuses You believe it's possible to focus your ki into a deadly blast if you really wanted to, but are just too exhausted from all the "Powering Up And Customary Screaming" you've done that day You made little score cards to hold up during the fight scenes You try to fuse with your friends. You try to shoot your teacher with a Big Bang Attack. You jump off of buildings and try to fly. You eat rice every night...at a mad speed. You test your powers out on your little sister. You dress in red pants with an red shirt every day. You dye your hair yellow and claim your Super Saiyan. You scream at people you don't like and then try to blast them. You only answer to the DBZ name of your choice. You hate Dende. You spend hours try ing to use the "instant transmission" and only end up with two finger prints on your forehead. You strap a piece of colored glass over you left eye and laugh at everyone, telling them what pathetic power levels they have. You start wearing weighted clothing in order to increase you power level. You plan to name your son Gohan. You plan to name your daughter Pan. You throw fisbees at people and yell "distructo disc." You draw a "third" eye on your forehead. You shave your head and put six little dots on your forehead. You spike your hair and dye it yellow. You go to the zoo and yell insults at all the monkeys. When you have a problem you think "what would Goku (Gohan, Vegita...) do." You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Dragonball Z. Get Your Own Addicted Meme Here More cool things for your blog at Blogthings

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