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Monday, November 7, 2005


School Shooting?!
Here I am at an empty school.

I awoke today with my alarm clock blaring that stupid "My Humps" song and growled as I hit the snooze button for the next fifteen minutes.

It was about 6:15 AM when I finally dragged my rotting carcass out of bed and took myself a nice, hot shower.

I was kicked out of the bathroom by my dad because Nick needed to catch his morning shower and I was holding him up. Dressed and wet, I trudged to my room and plugged in my hair dryer. I was blow-drying my hair for a haphazard look when my dad banged on the door. I was so irritated with my dad for interrupting me... again.

I shouted at him that I am almost done and he walked in. He looked at me and said, "Yugi called. She said her mom's not letting her go to school because of rumors of a school shooting. Do you want to go to school or stay home?"

I looked at him calmly and stated, "Sure." So we walked downstairs and into the truck where I called Yugi and told her my decision. After hearing her flip out about me attending school, I hung up. I already knew today was going to be special.

Upon walking into school, nobody was there but Brandon and Evey. Soon enough my freshmen, Kagura, showed up. Evey went home and so did Brandon. My freshman kept me company and together we learned more about the situation.

As everyone showed up, those didn't know heard about it and found out that those who stayed home would have an excused absence. I decided to stay, even after Joe called me crazy.

Everyone was freaking and this was my whole joke (because everyone knows that I never take anything seriously).

Friend: So did you hear about the shooting?

Me: Did you hear about the bombthreat tomorrow? A gay jewish black dude is coming to school to shoot everyone on wednesday. The KKK's coming on thursday. And Jesus is coming to say 'hi' on friday.

Friend: XD!!

So here's my day so far:

1st period (English): There was three of us. We watched Brother Bear. Someone knocked on the door and we all dropped to the floor. XD

2nd period (Geometry): There was four of us. We watched "Homewrecker" with Ryan Dunn.

3rd period (Biology): There was three of us. This is the class I get all the work in. She put all three of us to work.

4th period (Latin): There was four of us. We watched Greese.

5th period (Lunch): All six of us sat around and joked about the whole thing. There were no more than thirty people at lunch... it was great!

And that put me in my sixth period class. Woo! Today has been awesome. I can walk in the hallways without getting run over! All those friends who went home are missing out!

I have accomplished jackshit today all because of a silly rumor about a school shooting! Hellz yeah!

Typical of me to have this kind of attitude during something like this, ne?

Today's been so fucking awesome that it's undescribable! No drama, no work... nothing! I've had so much free time that it's unbelieveable... ah the joys of life.

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