Wednesday, December 15, 2004

   Mondays

OK, yes, this is a long post, but it's a true story. I hope you enjoy it!! ^_^ I'm soooo sorry about the pic for the lesson!! I've added it to the previous post. My Crazy Monday Evening kataryu= Kates HeartofSword= Blaise Sunday afternoon Kates: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow night? Blaise: Nothin', why? Kates: Wanna go to Matt & Dan's basketball game? Blaise: YES!!!! Monday evening Blaise's house Kates: Blaise, where the heck are you?!?! Blaise: Sorry 'bout that. Trever and Ethen and I were throwing caps into a fire in the garage!! Kates: o.O Your mom let you start a fire in the garage? Blaise: Nope, but I put it out, so it's ok. Ethen's caps: popopopop Ethen: Tell Matt to forget about Blaise's Polermerization!!! I want it!!!! Kates: Whatever.... In the car Mom: Hey, we're like, 20 mins earily! I'll just turn around here and- oops!! That's a cemetary!! Kates: O.O You're not going in there, are you?!?! Mom: Sure, why not? Cemetaries are fun to look around in! Blaise: Sweet!!!!! Let's go for it!!! Kates: Does anyone else in this car think that there's something just WRONG with this idea??? Matt: I do! I have a game to get to!! Besides, graveyards are creepy... Mom: Hey, this is soooo cool!!!! It's so old!! Hey, look! That one's from the 1800's!! Let's read the tombstone!! Kates: How 'bout not? (Has been creeped out by graveyard since Grampa died 8 years ago and she had to go to a Catholic mass) Blaise: Awsome!! Dan: What does it say? Mom: Oh, how sweet! The parents wrote a lament to their two dead children who died on the same day!! Kates: Yes, touching. Now can we go?! (Only dead things she likes are mummies) Blaise: What does it say?? Mom: *reads lament* Oh, it's so sad and sweet! Matt: I think the car's right over their grave.... Mom: Alright, I think we need to try and find this place. Time to go! Blaise: Phoowy. At the game Dan: Is that a warehouse? Mom: Yeah. I wonder where the game is? Coach: Right in there. Matt: The warehouse???? Coach: Yup. Get inside you two, and start warming up. Matt & Dan: *run inside* Mom: K, we might as well go in Kates: Blaise, can I take my new MegaTokyo books?!?! (Got them from Blaise for Christmas) Please??? Blaise: Not if you want to have a conversation. Kates: Fine Inside warehouse Matt: No way. We have to play on cement? AND in our warmups???? Blaise: Your warmups? Kates: Yeah. Someone from the school called up earlier and said they had to wear their warmups, 'cause the opposing team is offended by men who show their legs. Blaise: Oh, my. Kates: Yup. Blaise: What's the name of this school? Kates: Temple Baptist Blaise: Oh. Hey, where are we supposed to sit? There's no bleachers! Mom: Um, I think the pews.... Kates: Pews? What kind of game is this? Mom: One weird one. Kates: The pews sit on the boundary line!! Mom: Well, we'll just have to be careful! Blaise & Kates: *talking about MegaTokyo* Kates: Yeah, you know, the girl who throws the coffee pot at Piro's head? Basketball: Wam!!! Kates: O.O Blaise: Ow, that was my head!!! Hey, I'm gonna count how many I get hit in the head with a basketball!! Kates: OK... Blaise: Um, is that the other team? They look like football players. Kates: Yup. Blaise: Why is he wearing a lite pink shirt? Kates: Maybe he's gay. Blaise: He's Baptist, he can't be gay! Kates: Well, he's offended by seeing other guy's legs. Maybe he is gay. Blaise: True. Start of game Teams: *come running out* Kates: Why the heck do they have lite pink headbands?!?!?!?!? Blaise: That's it, they're gay. Kates: I've never seen a gay Baptist in my life. Blaise: Me neither Reff: Start game!! Some short time later Kates: What's with Bill? Blaise: OMYGOSH, HE LOST HIS PANTS!!! At least he has his shorts on underneath... Temple Baptist Wife: AAAHHHHH!!!! TB Husband: SHEALD YOUR EYES!!!! It'll be ok, it'll be ok.... TB bench: *all look the other way* Kates: I bet it's because the our team's pant snap up the sides. They come off easily. Game: *starts back up* Reff: Foul! Blue's ball!! No, other Blue! Mars Hill player that Kates didn't know: *stands literally right infront of Blaise* Blaise: Oh, what a veiw... hey, now I can count how many people's butts endup right in my face!! Not a game minute later Kates: Holy crud, James lost his pants in mid air!!! Blaise: Oh, my... Kates: Bill lost his pants again!!! Blaise: Wow, this is one interesting game. They don't even score the points right. And that one tall reff is clueless. Kates: Tommy lost his pants too! Blaise: Hey, another butt in my face!!! Kates: Yeah, and now that kid lost his pants too.... Second quarter Kates: OK, the only people on our team who haven't lost their pants are Luke and Taylor.... Blaise: Hey, that's funny!! Luke and Taylor... you know, Luke Taylor... Kates: Yeah, I know....... OK, I take that back, Luke just lost his pants. Blaise: Why is everyone on that one side of the line but Taylor? Mom: I think they've called a technical foul!! Kates: Wow, I've never seen one of those! (Has been to many homeschooled/Christian school games) Mom: Yeah, that means that one of the TB kids did something offencive. Blaise & Kates: O.O Blaise: The all holy TB kid did it????? Mom: Yup. Game: *starts* Kates: James lost his pants again... Third quarter Blaise: Is that ANOTHER technical foul?!?!?! Kates: It would appear so. Blaise: Hey, how come Matt and Dan aren't playing? Kates: Well, they're not starters, and I think Coach is scared for the little guys against the football sized gay guys. Blaise: Good point. Why do you think their offended by guys' legs? Kates: It must be a modisty issue. Maybe they think guys' legs can turn a girl on. Blaise: o.O Don't know much about guys and girls, do they? Kates: Nope. Um, that's a butt in my face. Blaise: Hah!! Your turn!! Fourth quarter Kates: Hey, no one lost their paints!! Blaise: Nope. Why didn't Taylor lose his pants? Kates: Different brand. Not offical pants. Blaise: Oh. Mom: Hey, they're putting in Dan!! Kates: Yeah, for the last 13 secs. Blaise: Well, that's better than nothing. End of game Kates & Blaise: O.O Dan: That was totally bizare. Mom: At least you won! Matt: I couldn't live with myself if we had lost. I'd have to commit suiside or something. Kates: Oh, you wouldn't have had to do that. I would have killed you. ^_^ Blaise: I had one ball hit my head, and four butts in my face. You only had three. Hey, next time you're going to a basketball game, call me, ok? Kates: Are you sure of that? Blaise Yep. I always need something interesting to post on myOtaku. ^_^

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