Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: kasumi-sama-


Friday, February 10, 2006


   (after a month)Here it is!!!
Here...is your monkey/virgo horoscopes by:Suzanne White.She gives a whole new meaning to Astrology.
Seriously if ya'll dont give a hoot about Astrology
just tell me so I can stop trying to break my neck just to get these.Love ya'll,Kasumi!.....

THE MERRY MONKEY
Monkeys are: Reasonable, Faithful, Autonomous, Candid, Altruistic, Successful, Inventive, Co-operative, Loving, Intelligent, Individualistic and Entertaining.

But Monkeys can also be: Hyperemotional, Capricious, Guileful, Self-indulgent, Immature, Insecure, Indifferent, Careless, Gullible, Petty and Meretricious.


You never miss a trick. Despite an undeniable tendency to cunning and chicanery, you rarely jump a red light or park in a handicap zone. Contradictory? Yes. Monkeys are astute and like to be in on everything. You catch on long before the punch line and only laugh when you're good and ready. If confronted by a seemingly impervious miasma of human complexity, you, nimble-spirited Monkey, will always find the means to restore order.
You are an invaluable aide-de-camp, employee and help-mate. Title, social position and racial differences mean nothing to you. You instinctively recognize that, no matter how high up you are seated, you will still only be sitting on your derriçÑe.

You refuse to grow old. You will be first to leap on to the operating table for a face lift, nose job, hair transplant - or all three! The first and last phases of your life will pass smoothly. Just before age 40, you may experience a sudden loss or a major mid-life crisis. This sinking spell will pass after the age of forty-five.

My advice? Knowing when to bet and when to pass is the secret of winning at those games you so enjoy. Refine your sense of timing through careful, patient observation. You will live longer and better on less if you learn to save your precious energy (and your money) for the big stakes. In choosing a partner, treat yourself to a magnificent Dragon, a go-getting Rat or (if you're feeling serious) a solid citizen Ox.





Virgo / Monkey
THE CUNNING PERFECTIONIST

The Virgo born Monkey carries himself like a prince. Women of this sign are elegant and stunning to behold. They give off the kind of superior vibes equaled only by the wicked queen in Disney's Snow White. Nonetheless, Virgo/Monkeys never have it easy. They must nibble away at all aspects of their lives, from childhood onward, in order to enjoy even a measure of success. Why? Because Virgos born in Monkey years are conflicted. Virgo wants social status. Monkey doesn't care a fig whether he belongs to the right clubs or rubs shoulders with prominent people. Goals are never quite clear to this clever character. Success is sometimes considered a mixed blessing. But never mind because the best thing the Virgo/Monkey knows how to do is make money and keep it. In love, he is sentimental, possessive and even a mite clingy.










Comments (0)

« Home