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Friday, June 2, 2006


   A warning against Toe sex





Kaoru And Shinya from Dir en greyListening to: Coming Closer.L`Arc~En~cil
Mood:Tierd but happy

Hello all! Rin-chan here! ^^ Not much to say today. I have to go over to my grandma's and clean and then go shopping with her soooo...yeah. This post really doesn't have any meaning to it cuz all I need it for was to get all the fancy stuff working on my site. Yea...if you don't know what I'm trying to say well, don't worry about it oki?

Well, if anyone here is a Dir En Grey fan, you may find this sorta funny...

Okay, I got this off the JRockHumor Community on Livejournal.com. In the song, Clever Sleazoid, Kyo is signing/screming engrish and here is what one person thought was the true lyrics...

Rub, rub give it to me!
Soon!

Toefxxking is dangerous.
See, it's goo all over.
Hand yourself some lace,
So give it to me!
Grrrrrrrrrr!

Sue me if you want you little girl.
He wants you.
What a girl!
I'm just gonna spill my grits right here!

Undulate, silent umber chestnuts!
He'd kill him with a sword!
Undulate, silent umber chestnuts!
He's got a sword!
Thank you, you're moaning.

What, do you know what I am?
Truck rust!

Will I ruin the way you were walking
With the fear on my face?
Sing sing singing, we're watching you rustle.
Nothing special
With a ring.

Weevil weevil weevil weevil weevil weevil weevil weevils on me!

I know he was walking to the school.
Whaaaaat's uuuuuup?

Undulate, silent umber chestnuts!
He'd kill him with a sword!
Undulate, silent umber chestnuts!
He's got a sword!
Thank you, you're moaning.
I'm so wild, what about you?
Fxxk fluff!

So don't, don't swallow the black slime.
You can't say you want some.
So don't, don't swallow some black stuff.

One day I will fxxk your face!

Teatime is our time!
Ruckus ruining me around
Tastes delicious!
Teatime is our time!
Ruckus ruining me around
Tastes delicious!


(Oh brief yet merciful Japanese part . . . thou art like music unto mine ears)


Tonight, no love at all,
So I am screwing with the wall . . . Oh!
So don't, don't swallow a brass eye.
You can't sigh, you won't, so . . .
So don't, don't swallow a brass eye.

One day I will fxxk your face!



Now, another person after them, posted this image...



Yea, I thought it was funny.




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