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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

   where was everybody yesterday?
there was nobody here yesterday. what's up with that? oh well. hopefully people will be here today. ^^ let's see...i actually got 4 requests yesterday for elder gods. and i was like sweet!!

yesterday i saw the skeleton key and it's perty good. it's about this girl that's a hospice caretaker and she goes to this house in new orleans (pre-Katrina) and she has to take care of this old dude who had a stroke and there are like all these spells on the house and everything. but i don't want to give it away so i won't. just so you know, it has nothing to do with a key.

also i have some redneck jokes for yall today!! w00t!!! so here they are straight from Jeff Foxworthy's cd double wide, single minded:

You Might Be a Redneck if...

You've been on television more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like.

You've cut your grass and found a car.

Your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade.

You've ever been too drunk to fish.

Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.

You've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.

Everyday someone comes to your door mistakenly thinking that your having a yard sale.

You've ever financed a tatoo.

You've ever made change in the offering plate.

You go to the family reunion to meet women.

You see a sign that says "SAY NO TO CRACK" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Your wife's hair do has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.

You refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year".

i think that's all for today. i don't want to give it all away before you can listen to the cd. ^_~ lol. well i better go play a board game with my sis. she's startin to get bitchy. XP but i'll be back yall. i'll see ya.

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