Wednesday, November 5, 2003

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!
These are some clips from a story I read. Well HERE YA GO!:

CLIP ONE:Well things hadn't been going that well for everyone. Tea was annoying Bakura to death, though now he seemed to be a little more caring, Tristen was punched in the stomach, Yami Yugi was knocked where the sun don't shine, and everyone was trying to get out of the mansion before Bakura turned them into Swiss cheese. Oh well.

Tea: Hey where are we going Bakura?

Bakura: Not that it matters, but the basement.

Tea: What! There is no way I'm going in Kaiba's basement! His upstairs is scary enough!

Bakura: (annoyed) Tea, fine stay up here with the monster molester. See if I care. While I am going down to turn the power box back on.

Tea: ( cringing at the earlier event) Uhh, fine I guess I'm coming but can I hold on to the knife?

Bakura: What, so I don't do an anatomy on them?

Tea: No, so I can protect myself.

Bakura: ( interested at Tea's reaction) Wow Tea, that's shocking to hear. ( smiles like a child) I'm so proud!

Tea: (--) Uhuh.

Meanwhile, Kaiba, Ryou, and Yugi are trying to help Yami get up.

Yami: Ohh, My balls!

Seto: (OO) That doesn't sound right Yami.

Ryou: Jeez I wonder what that feels like.

Yami: (glares daggers at Ryou.) Well, why don't you let me do it to you so you have the pleasure of experiencing the pain!!!

Ryou: ( sweatdrop, Oo) No, no that's ok. I believe you.

Yugi watches the entire scene, but turns around to see Joey and Mai supporting Tristen over their shoulders, with Serenity walking behind.

Yugi: Hey you guys, what happened?

Joey's group: Bakura!

Seto: ( looks at a slumped over Tristen and eyes him curiously) Jeez, what happened to you?

Tristen: That stupid Bastard punched me in the stomach when I jumped out.

Seto: Hmph, looks like it hurt. ( looks over at Joey) I thought I told YOU to wear it.

Joey: And get punched in the stomach, I don't think so.

Seto: Your getting smarter aren't you. I'm so proud!

Tristen: Hmph, some best friend. (looks at a nearly fainted Yami) Damn! What happened?

Seto: Bakura decided to play soccer with Yami's balls.

Tristen: (Oo,) Ouch! Oh wow, that HAS got to hurt.

Joey: Aw man sorry Yami, I'm feeling your pain buddy.

Yami: (manages to look up) No your not Dammit! You have no F***in idea how much this hurts!!!!!

Everyone: Sweatdrop.






CLIP TWO:
Yami: (pounding on the door.) Open the Damn door now Yugi! You too Ryou!!!

Seto: (laying on the couch expressionless.) Give it up. They won't open it.

Yami: (still pounding) I swear to Ra, I send you both to Hell if you don't open this giant piece of tin right now!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: I'll have you know that this is custom made.

Yami: (sweatdrop.) Never mind. You totally missed the point Kaiba.

Tristen: (to Joey.) Talk about a since of humor.

Seto: (jumps up and hovers over Tristen.) What was that Point Dexter?

Tristen: (sweatdrop, --,) Uhh, I said uhh, Malik's getting cuter? (sweats nervously.)

Everyone goes silent as Seto backs away totally disgusted. Yami stops pounding on the door as he looks over at Tristen oddly.

Yami: (OO,)

Joey: (inches away from Tristen.) That's sick man! I don't know you!

Seto: Uph! I'm never going to ask again.

Yami: (really grossed out.) Tristen, I think we have a lot to talk about.

Tristen: (oO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,) hehehehe. (laughs nervously.)

Joey: I'm gonna be sick. ( runs to the bathroom.)

Mai: me two. (follows Joey.)

Serenity: Me three! ( follows Mai.)

Yami: Uhhh, me four! (quickly but calmly following them.) You know, just to check up on them.

Seto is left sitting on the bed glancing at Tristen's sweating face from embarrassment. Tristen looks up quickly to glance at Kaiba, who totally freaks out.

Seto: (jumps up and runs in after them.) Hey! Don't leave me here with this flaming Homo!!!!

Tristen: (OO, sweatdrop) Welp, there's 16 years of man hood that just went down the drain. (sweatdrop.)






CLIP THREE:
Meanwhile, Tristen's banging on the bathroom door.

Tristen: (pounding on the door.) Come on you guys, I'm not gay! I just used that as an excuse to get Kaiba from kicking my Ass!

Mai: And I was actually going to go out with a gay guy!

Tristen: (,OO,) Come on! I have to really go! (moving back in forth. Whining expression turns to anger.) It's getting late, Now open the god damn door, Or I'll piss on you all while your asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: (OO,) Uhhhhhhhh,

Joey: Okay, if your not gay than prove it.

Tristen: (shudders.) You don't mean!

Joey: (smiles behind the door.) yep!

Tristen: (--,) aww, alright!

Seto: What?

Joey: (still smiling.) Just listen. (to Tristen.) Go ahead.

Tristen: (closes his eyes and yells.) I Love looking at Mai's boobs!

Mai: ( jumps up.) WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You sicko!

Joey: (on the ground laughing.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a perve!

Yami: That's not all.

Tristen: And Serenity's too! (blushes brightly.)

Serenity: (OO,) What!!!!!! Tristen!!!!!!!!

Seto: Okay, that's enough proof for me.

Joey: Hahahahaha! (stops and looks up.) What? (lunges at the door and jumps on Tristen.) You! You've been lookin at my sister this entire time!?! (strangling him.) I'll kill you!

Tristen: choking.

Yami: (clutching his head.) Oh brother. ( turns to the others.) Does anybody else have any secrets they'd like to reveal?

Everyone else: (shakes they're head and sweatdrop.) Oo, oO,

Yami: (glances down at the two friends that are still fighting.) I need a Motrin.






CLIP FOUR:
Seto and Yami crouched behind the back door as Yami put batteries in his flashlight. Both wore black outfits and black masks that made them look like burglars. (Don't ask where they got they're outfits cause I don't know. Hehehehehe.)

Seto: Are you sure we should where these? (pulling at his mask.)

Yami: (looking up from the flashlight.) Don't worry Kaiba, I'm sure Tea will be able to recognize us even with these masks on. She's known us for a long time. Now Bakura is a different story.

Seto: Not that. I was just wondering if this mask makes my lips look big.

Yami: (drops batteries and sweatdrops.) Uh Kaiba? I think you have some serious issues to work out.

Seto: (pulls out a key.) When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it. (unlocks the door and opens it.)

Yami: Uuhh, but you did.

Seto: (oo,) Never mind.

Bakura had crawled out of bed, minutes before Yami and Seto unlocked the door. He walked to the kitchen, less than amused by the up coming events that were soon to take place. He opened the refrigerator and scanned the inside for milk.

Bakura: (thought occured to him that he had chugged it earlier.) Damn! Me & my big mouth. (stares down at his hand.) No wonder I look so white! (--,) I'm drinking chocolate milk from now on. (Pulls out a carton of orange juice.)

Bakura begins to chug it down, but stops with it still up to his mouth, as he hears the creaking sounds coming from down the hall.

Bakura: (frowning.) So, they want to play games do they? (millennium piece appears around his neck and glows viciously.) Then lets play. (harsh and lowered tone.)

Tea rolled from side to side. Her eyes slowly began to open wearily. She couldn't understand what had caused her to wake up, when she realized that Bakura wasn't there.

Tea: Hey, where is he? (glances at the clock that says 3:15.) You have got to be joking. Where in the world is he? That egotistical brat.

Tea sits up still half asleep. She turns her head as she hears footsteps coming from the left direction.

Tea: Bakura?

Tea shrinks back down under her covers as she notices that there are 2 shadowy forms approaching the bedroom. One looked tall, while the other looked about Bakura's height.

Tea: (whispering tone.) Bakura where are you? (shaking)

With every bit of courage she had, Tea climbed out of bed and approached the door, with her pillow in hand. Her eyes went huge as they met a pair of flaming violet ones staring back at her through a black mask.

Tea: (screams.) AWWWWWWWWW! Stay away from me!!!! (hits him with a pillow.)

Yami: (stands there dumbfounded. --,) Tea, It's me!

Seto: (being hit repeatedly with a pillow.) Oh brother. ( A right hook hits him across the jaw as he falls to the floor.) What The?!

Yami: Uhh, watch out for her right hook. She's pretty good at punching when you least expect it.

Seto: (slowly stands up.) Jee, thanks for telling me. ( Assists Yami in holding down Tea near the bed.)

Tea: Let me go!!!! (struggling.)

Yami: It's me, Yami, Tea!

Tea: Then why are you wearing a mask?! (pause.) Exactly. HELP!!!!

Seto: She'd recognize us Huh?

Yami: (Turns and glares at Kiaba.) Oh Shut up you!

Voice from behind: I suggest you both shut up, and leave while you still can.

Yami & Seto: Huh??????

All three stop and look over to see Bakura standing in the doorway. His millennium item glowing brighter than ever, around his neck. His frowning face changes to a sneer as he looks at how Yami and Seto are holding Tea, considering she was in boxers and a T-shirt. (believe me, Yami and Seto didn't mean it that way.)

Bakura: (eyebrows lowered.) I suggest you let go of her now. (dangerously.)

Yami: (steps up.) And leave her here with you? Not a chance.

Bakura: Hmph. You just can't stand the fact that I'm going to beat you both at your own game. Pity.

Yami and Seto let go of Tea and step forward, both looking at Bakura dangerously.

Tea: (relaxes a bit.) So it is Yami! How dare you!

Yami: Huh? What do you mean Tea?

Seto: Yeah! We were going to rescue you for crying out loud!

Tea: You both and the others have been spying on us and cheating since the beginning. Bakura has followed the rules the entire time, and this is how you repay him?!

Yami: (turns his back on Tea.) Sorry Tea, but I'm nobody's servant. There's nothing you can really do about it. Besides it's for your own good.

Tea: (Hurt by Yami's words but quickly recovers.) Well then, I can't be responsible for anything Bakura does to you.

Seto: Ha! Don't make me laugh! What can he do against the both of us? Besides, who would believe Bakura that he didn't cheat anyways? The schizoid freak.

Bakura: (growls deeply as fists curl.)

Tea: I would!

Yami and Seto turn around to stare at Tea surprised. Bakura's face relaxes and looks at her confused and sweetly innocent. (Awww. ^-^)

Bakura: Huh? (Hands flop by his side.) You would?

Tea: (smiling) Of coarse dummy. (Playfully.) Now you know what to do.

Bakura: Hmph. (closes his eyes and smirks.) Of coarse I do.

Seto: Do what? You can't Do anything! (walks forward, with Yami following afterwards.)

Bakura: (opens eyes.) Now Tea- (looks at her sympathetic face.) Will you Pe- pe please turn around so you don't see this.(cringes and almost gags by the word mentioned.)

Tea: But-

Bakura: Just do it! (Millennium item glows brighter.)

Tea: Alright. (hastily turns around and shuts her eyes.)

Bakura: (looks back at the other two, who are still walking forward, and smiles.) Now watch closely, b/c I'm only going to show you once. Sadly to say you won't remember any of this.

Yami realizes what Bakura's about to do, and his eye appears.

Yami: Bakura! (too late.)

A flash envelopes the entire room as both Seto and Yami disappear. A few seconds later, Tea turns around to find Seto and Yami gone.

Tea: Where are they Bakura?

Bakura: It's not where they are that's important, it's what I did. (smiles.)

Tea: (**,) Uhh, do I wanna know?

Bakura: (sighs.) Relax. I just sent them back to the S.H. and wiped out they're memory of anything that happened the past few hours. Don't get your undies in a bundle.

Tea: (blushing.) Bakura!






CLIP FIVE:
Meanwhile, Seto and Yami were asleep on the couch across from Ryou and Yugi. (pause) More or less.

The first person to wake up at 9:00 was none other than Joey. He stood up from the ground and stretched. But when he tried to walk, something was holding his foot down.

Joey: Hey! What's the Problem? (looks down and sweatdrops, as he sees Tristen hugging his foot with a thumb in his mouth.) OO,

Tristen: (mumbling in his sleep.) But mommy, I don't want to wear trunks! I want to wear a pretty, yellow bikini like the others.

Joey: (sweatdrop, Oo,) What The?! Aww man, Tristen's got some major issues. (kicks him on the side.) Wake up you cross dresser!

Tristen: ( moaning, clutching his side.) Owww! Hey man what's your problem?! (standing up.)

Joey: Better yet, What's yours?!

Tristen: (getting in Joey's face.) You wanna make something of it?

Joey: Na, (calmly.) I just don't think yellow is your color.

Tristen: (backs up and blushes brightly, oo,,,,) Uhh, I don't know what your talking about?

Joey: (about to walk out of the door, and smirks.) Funny thing is Tristen, You have a real problem with talking in your sleep. ( leaves.)

Tristen: (O_O,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)

One by one, Joey & Tristen woke everyone up as they walked they're way to the kitchen. (Gee, That's a shocker.) First it was Tristen, who woke up Mai and Serenity. Then it was Joey's turn to wake up the remaining four that were in the living room. What he saw next was not a pretty sight.

Joey: (walking in.) Hey yous guys, it's time to, WHAT THE!!!!! (looking over at Seto and Yami, which causes Yugi and Ryou to jump up.)

Yami: (opening an eye.) What's wrong now Joey. (more or less asleep.)

Seto: Go back to sleep chiwhawha boy! (more or less annoyed.)

Joey: (His eyes enlarge and his jaw drops.) What the Hell were you two up to last night!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: Huh? What do you- (looks over at Yami and Seto. O-O) Mean. OMG.

Ryou: (who's hair looked like an afro.) Umm, I don't mean to be nosy here, but what were you two doing at such a late hour last night?

Yami: (rubbing his head.) What are you all talking about?

Seto: If you all don't shut up and let me sleep, than I'm going to- (looks down at yami, who's wearing a pink tutu dress, and bow to match.) Umm, Yami. (smile turns into laughter.) HAHAHAHA! You never told me you were a cross dresser! HAHAHA I'm gonna black mail you for life, you sicko!!!!!!

Yami looks down and almost throws up.

Yami: (rips off the bow, while Seto is rolling in laughter.) WHAT THE? Who the hell did this???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (glares at Seto.) You.

Seto: Uh, Uh, Uhh. One more word and I'll never let you show your face in this century again.

Yami: (--,)

Yugi: Umm Kaiba what's your excuse than?

Seto: What are you talking about, I'm- (looks down and his eyes go giant, as he looks at his purple tutu. He looks up to see yami smiling.) Oh sweet mother of God!!!!! (turns to glare at Joey, who's rolling on the floor with laughter.)

Yami: Now what were you saying about the whole blackmail thing?

Seto: ( sweatdrop.) Umm, never mind.

Joey: Say cheese.

Seto and Yami turn around to glare at Joey who takes a picture

Seto & Yami: Joey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: Haa! You two can't blackmail ones another, but I sure can! This is sweet! (walks to the kitchen with camera in hand.)

Tristen: (hey you guys what's with all the- ( looks over at yami and Seto who embarrassingly stare back. O_O,) Never mind. (turns around and walks right back to the entrance he had walked out of.)

Yami & Seto: (*_*)

Yugi: Do you two know what happened. (snickering between words.)

Yami: (glares at his Aibou.) No I don't, do you?

Yugi: (sweatdrops.) I didn't do it! Heck, I didn't even let you out of the room. Right Ryou!

Ryou: (walks to the kitchen.) I need coffee.

Yugi: (**) Never mind.

A minute later, Serenity and Mai come walking in still a little daze, with pretty poofy hair. They're eyes are still half shut as they scan the room to see who's here.

Serenity & Mai: (--) Look over at Yami and Seto who blush, jump up, and run to the bedroom. (O_O,) They look at each other, shrug, and giggle as they sit themselves next to Yugi.

Yugi: (sighs.) ' Finally, it will all be over at 12:00.' (Thinks of how Tea and Bakura have become somewhat closer.) 'umm, never mind. O-O, perhaps it's nothing more than a joke. Yeah that's it. A joke.' (He's in denial. ^- ^)

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