Thursday, June 29, 2006

   I'M FEELING LOTS BETTER NOW ^.^ here is the story

voice: jooooooshy! joooooooshy! WAKE UP!! (Josh wakes up all nervous like and sees Tira over him) Tira: Ahh good your awake...now get dressed we have a concert to go to! Josh: Concert? wha? When...am I a vampire? Tira: Vampire? Ohh you mean that thing Morrigan did to you...she just took that cheese cake you left by the side of your bed. (Josh looks to the side of his bed) Josh: T_T i was gonna eat that...X_X..wait..didn't she bite me? Morrigan: *is eating the cheese cake* Don't be silly I wouldn't hurt a fly...I just wanted that cheese cake you wern't eating! (Josh gets out of bed and gets himself together) Josh: eating my cheese cake....thought she was gonna bite me..T_T (knocks on the door) Tira: Hey Josh you have to wear a suit to this concert..oh and don't forget your pistol. Josh: I dun wanna wear a suit...X3 Tira: Hey I don't want to wear this lovely green sparkly dress but do you see me crying about it? Morrigan: Sorry but these kind of concerts I don't atend you 2 go I'll stay. (after waitng 2 hours for Asuka to pick a dress they eventuly get to the concert) Josh: *sees the caviar and champane(typo??)bar* Ohhh caviar...and champane(Still I think that's a typo XD) Spokeman: *taps a spoon of a glass breaking it* hmm...o well...*ahem* We'd all like to thank you for coming. I'm Mr.White *Josh and Tira snicker* Something bothering you both? Josh:No *more snickering* X3 Mr.White: Getting back on track..where was I o yes! We like to thank Asuka for her donations to the Ohera(yes I took that from steamboy...don't sue) Thanks to her our products have never been more advanced! Asuka: *whispers to Josh* Yet they tell me nothing of what they are making... Josh: *shrugs* Mr.White: Now Askua have you any words to say? Asuka: *stands up and walk to the stage* Well first I like to hank my fathers company..unfourntly he couldn't attend tonight..but he sends his regards! (Asuka pulls out a little sheet of paper) Asuka: Futher more we'd like to make an annoucement...in less than 1 week we will release our new product-(a huge explosion goes off) Terroist #1: ALL RIGHT PEOPLE GET ON THE GROUND!! (Josh and Tira pull out their pistols) Terriost #2: Nobody moves nobody gets hurt... Terriost #3: *grabs Asuka* Your coming with us! (Josh stands up and aims at the terriost holding Asuka and shoots...but nothing comes out) Josh: Huh...what the... Tira: *sighs and presses a switch on Josh's pistol* YOU LEFT THE SAFETY ON YOU NITWIT!! *everyone in the room does the anime fall* Josh:whoops...now where was I..o yeah LET THE GIRL GO!! (terriost #2 shoots at Josh and Tira making them duck behind the table) Tira: Got anymore bright Ideas? Josh: That's it bright Idea! *pulls out a flash granade* This will stall them...*pulls the pin and throws it over the table at terriost #1's feet* Terriost #1: What the heck? Josh: stands up! HA you shall be blinded! *the granade goes off* ACK MY EYES!! Tira: Josh....you need to stop jumping out of 15 story buildings -_- *gets up shooting the 3rd terriost in the arm, then turns her attention to the other 2* Tira: Aww they got away...*aims at the 3rd terriost* Who are you working for? Terriost #3: *pulls out a pill* You'll get nothing out of me!!* eats the pill* Josh: *still running around covering his eyes* Terriost #3: *falls to the side* Tira: *pulls out a radio* This is agent Tira..we need a clean up crew on 3rd and 5th... Asuka: This is 12th and 9th stupid.. Tira: *narrows her eyes* Delay that..were located on 12th and 9th...*sticks her tounge out at Asuka* Josh: *opens his eyes* I CAN SEE!! *does a little dance* Asuka: Hey lets get out of here before more come back. Tira: Its ok folks..go back to enjoying the party..everything is under control! (back at the hotel) Tira: Josh you made me look like a fool! How do you get blinded by your own flash granade?? Josh: like this *another flash bomb explodes* X_X Tira: *Does the anime fall* What have I done wrong to deserve this? -_- Narrator: Hey What ever happned to Sango? Author: I dunno maybe she making out with Miroku.. (sango breaks down the door to the narrator and authors room) Narrator: I thought you got rid of the staff entrance? Author: I thought I did to...T_T Narrator and the author: Not the face...NOT THE FACE...AHHHHHH Narrator: My spleen....X_X Josh: You hear something? Tira: No. END X3 LOL Josh is still clumsy as ever...must have spent to much time around Naru X3!! Well as you see there is a secret terriost group out to get Asuka...thanks to Tira and josh.....mostly Tira...they saved her life...what does this misson have in store for them? Will Josh finally remeber not to leave the safety on..and will he ever get his cheese cake back? Will the Narator and Author survive Sangos rage..lets check in: Narator: AHHH MY LEG... Author: kool!! wait...ACK!! my kidneies.. GUESS NOT X3

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