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Wednesday, August 6, 2003


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Well, I went upstairs to my room to grab a box of Cheez-Its when I thought "Cheez what?" I mean, seriously, what is the "It" in "Cheez-It" referring to? So when I came back down to get back on the computer, I was struck by a lightning bolt of inspiration. It hurt. After I regained consciousness and wrapped my wounds, I decided to find out just what Cheez-Its are cheezing. But first I had to eat half of them for very scientific reasons. When I got through, I was struck by another lighning bolt of inspiration. It hurt too. I decided to abandon the project. That's all I have to say right now, but if anyone else has found out what Cheez-Its are cheezing, let me know.
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