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Thursday, September 23, 2004


The Cat in the Hat on Aging
I can not see
I can not pee
I can not chew
I can not screw
Oh, my god what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass


Heard that from someone during speech class this morning. Probably the funniest poem I've ever heard (aside from the "screw" part).

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