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Sunday, October 23, 2005


JD on Halloween
i've hated halloween for a while now.
ever since i realized parents are all pussies now [pardon my french]
see, i've always wanted to scare kids on halloween, cuz thats what my friends did when i was little [they were all 4-5 years older]
so when it was my turn i was so excited.
i was dressed as the Grim Reaper [wanted to go as Duo but i didn't want to have to get a 3-foot weave]
complete with scythe and bone hand gloves.
so as this little kid dressed as Pikachu came up to my porch i raised my scythe and said.
"i am the angel of death, here to drag your damned [Damn-ed] soul to hates below. prepare for the eternal hell of death!!!"
this kid went nuts! i swear, he ay have made his pants more yellow.
he ran to his mom and he hugged him and said "Don't worry, he's justa kid in a costume like you" then she looked at me and said "how could you do that?"
i said "this is my candy, i don't like sweets, your kid gets scared by me, goes home and eats candy, its a fair deal."
kept chewin me out so i gave her the old one bone solute on each hand into a DX style "suck it" move, then went back inside, turned the porch light off, and took the candy. never gave any out since then.
thats how this bitch stole Holloween!

comment. [i know everyones gonna say i'm screwed up.]

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