Tuesday, May 3, 2005
i think of the wierdest things
i saw a commercial for one of those life sized, slap whore make-up on it Barbie beauty heads, then i remember thats about as much that was left of the Elder Toguro Brother at the end of the Dark Tourement Saga of Yy Yu Hakusho.
Just imagine what a little girl happening upon his head and the hilarity that would insue.
i'd write a script except my keyboard is broken and some of the necessary buttons are broken.
once i geta new one i will.
-till next time JD aka TGFB.
and that time is now [you can't see me the time is now]
a little girl walks up to Toguro's head like Sensui did.
girl; oooh, look a Barbie head.
Toguro; Get away from me you little brat.
girl; wow, it talks too, but you sure are ugly.
see starts to walk towards him.
Toguro; I'm warning you, get back.
girl; but don't worry i'm gonna make you soooo cute.
Toguro; Get away from me.
girl; we're gonna put on some pink lipstick, and some blue eyeshadow...
Toguro; This is your last warning...
girl; and we'll dye you're hair blonde and put on lotsa glitter...
Toguro; i warned you now DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE.
-WARNING Ani Toguro Barbie beauty head may cause impalement in all children or your child become his new host body.
NOW AVAILABLE AT WAL-MART.