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Tuesday, August 21, 2007


FUCK PANTS!
sorry, i'm distracted by Clair from Heroes trying to sell me facial cleanser, seriously? the indestructable cheerleader is trying to sell me facial cleaner, well at least i know its for sesitive skin, because we all know how easy it would be to injure Claire Bennet.

that and the fact that there is a gay guy on parental control, i've never seen that before, the other day they had yuri on exposed, now parental control yaoi, mTV is so whimsical in their selections of contestants, and it makes me happy, i like seeing the flamers try to find love.

but on with the title reference, it was to [God is that gay guy a bitch, he is so awesome! he makes sistas seem meek] a ctrl alt del comic in which they basically comment on the fact that sony's answer to any complaint is "We're sony! fuck them!" seriously, they sell the iPS3 solely on the fact it exists and that it has "superior processing power" that is never shown or exploited, you know unrivaled power that allows them to run Madden at a whole 30 frames per second LESS than the 360, God i hope iSony goes under soon. [iPS3 and iSony references to sony becoming more and more like Mac]

speaking of over-rated companies with tiny market shares and increasing disapointed users my dad's AT&T cable went out on his birthday the other day, so basically we had nothing to do, because the males in my family really have TV-centric lives. well being as nothing else was going on i decided to start playing my X-Men legends game, and my dad had the great idea to have me turn the sound on, oh God was that a mistake! in all the time i had been playing that game i never turned the sound on, well i did and i found out that at worst if i ever do become a voice actor if i can't get anime roles i could always voice X-Men in video games because my God is it horrible.

first off Gambit has no louisiana accent, its all southern, so he ends up sounding more like Big T. Larrity from Code Monkeys than like a cajun. and then his repeated lines make it even better, he keeps going "yeah! i got some moves!" and with that distinctly redneck accent i keep expecting to hear "Squeal like a little pig!" or "we don't take kindly to your kind 'round here!" or "i love money! i got a blowup doll made of money that i make sweet love to every night." that was really distracting, then i decided to try the other characters. Rogue has no accent either, but i don't remember if she did in the movie, but i know that she should have one and that her voice actress from when i was a kid, the one that did Aisha on Outlaw star is one of my favorite actresses, right up there with Sandy Fox and Michelle Ruff. Mageneto is completly deadpan when you switch to him he goes "affirmative." he sounds like a robot, possibly a Cyberman, which i could think he could udse thodse lines in X3 when he was gathering mutants for the resistance. "your are not compatible, you will be deleted." or just throwing normal humans around saying "DELETE, DELETE. DELETE." but possibly the best was the fact that Juggernaut sounds like a Broklyn Pizza chef. the whole time this was happening my brother was listening from the kitchen, so we started cracking jokes about it. "Eh! I'm da Juggernaut bitch." "Charles I'm youse brudda, an i'ms heres tas kills yas!" "join forces with Apacolypse? FAGETTABOUTIT!" "Magneto, heres yas pizza chief!"

and then there is the music and bad guy sound design, it really reminded me of the old side-scrolling sega genesis X-men game, and thats not a compliment, all in all i was so happy when they put movies on, because i need sound and i didn't want it from the game anymore.

at my house i got back into Harvest Moon: another wonderful life. i feel so humilitated by liking it but it is kinda fun, even if all interaction with other humans is just sad and pointless, but its still fun to be an adorable little character doing manual labor, as well as making tons of Nerima Daikon Brothers jokes while farming and Tenjo Tenge jokes when the screen that says "Natsume: serious fun." yeah, i'm sure anyone could have serious fun with either of the Natsume's G cup breasts.

-quote-

*Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Uryu Ishida and Orihime are getting ready to fight, they had previously saved a squad 11 shinigami from Kurotsuchi, and he's getting ready to flee."

Uryu: You, squad 11 shinigami, take the girl and get out of here, unless you want a bolt in the back!

*the squad 11 guy takes Orihime and starts to run off*

Mayuri: I didn't give you permission to leave...

*his arm seperates and shoots out with a wire on the inside to grasp Orihime, blood spurting from the arm flesh bits, then a bolt from Uryu's bow blow the front of his arm up*

Uryu: I didn't give you permission to stop them...

Mayuri: you have no idea how time consuming it is to put that back.

i'm out again!

♥ JD Person ♥

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