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Sunday, August 12, 2007


Requiem of love: part 7
well good to see that people finally get that this is a recap of my time i spent in vegas with Bev as opposed to fanfiction, i mean seriously, if i were writing live action fanfiction about me and Bev that would be a whole new level of wierd, besides, with the level of detail i'm putting into this little bit of story telling, especially about the vegas area it would be a bit hard to pull off without experience in the ole city of lights.

and yes, i'm about 3 drinks or a little more Bleach fanboyness from calling my penis zabimaru. well actually i've wanted to give my little friend a fun name like that for a while, now it''ll just be in the spirot of a zanpakuto, so that way it has a release. i mean zabimaru is the perfect one for a penis joke, but seeing as its already taken i think i'll just go with a combination of beauty and sword/blade/weapon, being as Bev said my member could win a beauty contest, its always good to know your weiner is pretty.

finally i haven't finished Destiny, i like the dub and i'm watching the DVDs as they come out, i'm a little behind right now, maybe an episode or two.

but enough on that,time for my recollection of day 7. well basically we spent the early part of the day wasting the sheaths we bought, these encounters were of mixed success, one ended poorly, one got interupted, but one, and ironically it was the first time, went off without a hitch, so yeah there went another milestone. another bit of fun was after we ran out THAT was when all of a sudden our families had us under uber-surveillance, but i suppose if their plans had worked i wouldn't be nearly as happy. the rest of the day consisted of sitting in the front room as Bev's sister continued to try to absorb all of Gundam SEED into her mind, as well as messing around in the pool like the kids about to get killed in a horror movie, i must say that it was a lot of fun for my last full day in Vegas, and then the night came...

see i still really wanted to see the Luxor, the giant black glass pyramid with a light that shoots up into space, and i wanted to see it ay night so i could see the wonderous and needlessly expensive light. so we went to... TI, so we could see the Siren show. and i must say that it is the worst excuse for sodtcore porn i've ever seen, i don't even know why they call it "sirens" besides a guy inexplicably named "eros" there is no greek content what-so-ever, they are more like a ship full of whores than anything else. they lure the ine greek guy on board then they go through so wierd Lindsey Lohan-esque bondage and knife play. then the captain "Mac" of the ship "bowl" shows up and fights the captain of the siren ship Cinnimon, or "sin" for short. first the pirates blow up the ships main mast, thenn they blow up the sirens' closet, which is in some mountains behind them [don't as me why] then the girls all get glammed up and start singing a song that causes all the men to wail in pain, fall of their ship, then the ship explodes. then the sirens sing some song about mixing "a little bit of honey and a whole lot of sugar" then shaking it, shaking it up, as well as "going all the way." so the pirates get on board and dirty dancing ensues. that show made my brain bleed. after that we drove over to caesar's palace and parked there, and started walking to the luxor.okay from where we parked i could only see the luxor's light. this walk was so long my mom even got tired and she loves walking, me and Bev's only consolation is that her little sister was miserable. the two of us would stop to buy drinks and she'd whine, she'd whine and complain she was tired as we walked, made it all worth while. we passed by excalibar, i wanted to look around inside but i knew everyone was too tired, as did i want to walk on the fake broklyn bridge. we saw the luxor but it really isn't very impressive from the angle i viewed it at and from inside it really seems less cool as most of the walls on the inside are solid, not glass. but it does look really cool inside on the floor, liike a really awesome shopping mall.

more walking home to piss of Bev's little sis then it was off to bed at 2 am vegas time, 5 am my normal time.

it was a great lasyt night in vegas, even if that siren show was better when it was cancelled because of high winds.

-Quote-

Siren whores: You take a little bit of honey and a whole lotta sigar and ya shake it, shake it up!

Me: Could you iumagine how disgustingly sweet that would be? no longer they have to lure men to their deaths to get laid!

visit a girl who isn't saccharine to the point of inducing vomitting.


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!

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